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Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 4075 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 |
Magic Items Found: | 3033 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 |
Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 9 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Votes: | 9350 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 25 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server where the mods are asleep and anything goes! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
- Our server has a secret underground disco where creepers bust a move to funky tunes all night long.
- We have a special unicorn mount that farts rainbows and shoots glitter at your enemies.
- Our PvP arena is actually a giant trampoline where you bounce around while fighting to the death.
- We have a treasure hunt every day where the winner gets a real-life golden pickaxe delivered to their doorstep.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!