[WIP] Non pay to win server network starting with an SMP, all in game items will be available to acquire through play time as well as completing quests, jobs and trading.
81.16.176.237:25589
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Zone Unknown SMP
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GOPCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a player who registered as a republican! That’s right, you never know what kind of political drama you might stumble upon while exploring our virtual world. Join now for a chance to witness epic debates over building regulations and tax policies in between mining for diamonds and battling creepers. Who knew politics could be so entertaining in Minecraft? Join us today for a truly unique gaming experience!
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SeasonPassMinecraftSMP
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other!Join us for a wild ride where the mobs have taken over and the only way to survive is by forming alliances with other players. But be careful, because there are secret traps and challenges around every corner.
Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of mischievous llamas who have a taste for chaos? Or maybe you’re enticed by the promise of a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted items that only the bravest adventurers can find.
So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a season pass to the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!
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WalletWars Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in sharing everything – except for wallets apparently! Join us for a wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time this player’s boyfriend freaked out over touching his wallet.On our server, you can team up with friends to conquer dungeons, build epic structures, and maybe even share a toothbrush or two (just kidding, please don’t do that). But be warned, some players might draw the line at sharing wallets, so be sure to ask permission before borrowing any in-game currency.
So why join our server? Well, where else can you experience the drama of a laundry day gone wrong, all while battling creepers and zombies in a pixelated world? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and see if you can avoid becoming the next victim of wallet-gate!
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ColorfulCrafterz
Are you tired of boring, earth-toned Minecraft servers with strict rules and regulations? Do you want a community where you can let your creativity run wild and build whatever your heart desires? Then join our server, where colorful houses and wild gardens are not only accepted but encouraged!
Just like the OP who dared to paint their house in fun peachy colors with ladybug pavers, you can unleash your inner artist and create a masterpiece in our Minecraft world. And if any grumpy neighbors like Paul try to rain on your parade, just tell them to "grow up and get the f*** over it" – because on our server, we embrace the bold and the beautiful!
So come join us and be a part of a community where creativity knows no bounds and where the only rule is to have fun. Who knows, you might even find yourself cracking up like the OP’s niece at all the outrageous antics that go down in our colorful world. Don’t be a Paul, be a trendsetter – join our Minecraft server now!
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Child2Adult Minecraft SMP
Remember those boring family gatherings where you had to sit quietly and behave like a little angel? Well, forget about that nonsense because on our Minecraft SMP, you can unleash your inner chaos and wreak havoc like never before! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and ridiculous shenanigans that will make you wish you were a kid again (but with better gaming skills, of course). So why wait? Come join us and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing for years to come!
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StruggleCraft
Are you tired of mining for hours only to find a measly amount of diamonds? Do you want to join a Minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up? Look no further, because on our server, you can ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the world! Join now and experience the thrill of building a house out of rainbow blocks while riding a unicorn through a magical forest. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the craziest Minecraft server in existence!
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BlockyBrigade: DetentionDisaster
Yo, ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the military police raid the IDF detention facility? Well, now’s your chance! Come join us and witness the chaos as 9 players are held for ‘serious abuse of a detainee’ – who knew Minecraft could get so intense?!But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of fun activities too! Build your own prison and see if you can escape before the military police come knocking. Or team up with your friends and start a riot in the cafeteria – just make sure to grab some cake before things get out of hand.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected – you never know when the military police might show up again.
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SlowlyCraft – Life’s Pointlessness
join our epic minecraft server where snails and turtles rule the land! why, you ask? because they understand the meaning of life and take it slow, just like our server!imagine building your dream house at a snail’s pace, knowing that it’s not about the destination but the journey. and who knows, maybe you’ll find a wise old turtle to give you life advice as you mine for diamonds.
plus, our server is so chill that even creepers have taken up yoga and meditation to find inner peace before exploding. so come join us and embrace the slow life, because in the end, we’re all just snails and turtles in a vast minecraft world.
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CartilageCraft
LOL COME TO OUR SERVER AND DANCE WITH NANO FIBERS!!! THEY MAKE YOUR CARTILAGE CELLS DO THE MACARENA AND HEAL FASTER!!! IMAGINE YOUR NEURONS DOING THE CHA CHA CHA AND YOUR BONES BREAKDANCING LIKE NEVER BEFORE!!! JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH THE WORLD OF MINECRAFT WHERE EVEN THE BLOCKS GET DOWN AND BOOGIE!!!