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2025 Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	9187
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Ores Mined:	8406	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	260	Farms Harvested:	182
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more elusive than a decent 32 inch OLED TV in 2025 is finding a player who can resist our server’s charm! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, insane builds, and more drama than a reality TV show.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – rumor has it that buried deep within our server lies a hidden treasure worth more than all the diamonds in the game combined. Will you be the one to uncover it and become the richest player in Minecraft history? Only time will tell.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a rare breed of Minecraft mobs that are rumored to drop enchanted gear with stats so OP, they’ll make the Ender Dragon cry. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing until your sides hurt.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

▶️▶️SURVIVAL⭐MINI-GAMES⭐CARS▶️▶️ Minecraft server

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	5249
Rating:	4.2 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	360019	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Star Shards Collected:	263	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Dragons Tamed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15

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⚡ MegaMine Minecraft server – with unique features ⚡

❗ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

❗ Many popular modes: SkyPvP, BedWars, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, 2b2t, Anarchy, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, Survival and Homeless mode

❗ The /free command opens access to a free donation

❗ Clan battles, arenas and ratings of the best clans

❗ Statistics for leaders and active players

❗ All kinds of activities: parkour, trampolines, clubs, casinos, magic, fishing, beach holidays, work, weddings, exclusive items and a store

❗ Unique plugins created by our developers.

❗ Minimum wipes and a world for donors without wipes

❗ Secret gifts, secret locations and Easter eggs

❗ Famous YouTubers often shoot videos on the server

❤️ MegaMine is a modern Minecraft server with experienced administration and kind players. For a long time, we have been supporting players with a stable and exciting game, with an interesting game component, buildings and a lot of unique entertainment.

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Exam Prep Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	1742
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Mines Excavated:	3867
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15

Are you tired of studying for exams and need a break? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place to procrastinate! Join us and escape the stress of schoolwork by building epic structures, battling mobs, and making new friends who also should be studying but are too busy mining diamonds. Who needs good grades when you can have a diamond sword, am I right? So come join our server and let’s all fail together in the most epic way possible!

Secretly Samefagging Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	1336
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Runes Activated:	1	Enchantments Applied:	160
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They may spit at you occasionally, but it’s all in good fun.

– We have a secret underground roller coaster that only the bravest players can ride. Just be prepared for a wild and bumpy ride!

– Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to prank unsuspecting players. Don’t be surprised if your house suddenly explodes for no reason!

– We have a thriving economy based on trading rare items like enchanted golden carrots and diamond-studded armor. Just be careful not to get scammed by the shady villagers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself!

Tora Dora Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9321
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Towns Built:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Secret Passages Found:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Ores Mined:	1700	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the trees are taller than your hopes and dreams! Join us in the Taiga biome for a wild adventure filled with pixelated pandas, mischievous wolves, and the occasional yeti sighting (don’t worry, they’re friendly).

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay eggs made of pure diamond. Collect enough of these eggs and you’ll be able to craft the most OP armor and weapons in the game.

If you’re feeling brave, venture into the depths of our custom dungeons, where you’ll face off against hordes of zombie villagers, skeleton archers, and the dreaded Creeper King. Defeat them all and claim the treasure that awaits at the end – but beware, the treasure may come with a curse (or a really bad joke).

So what are you waiting for? Join us on Taiga and let the craziness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep in the forest… disco creepers included.

Bleached General Minecraft SMP #1838

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8692
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Potions Brewed:	29	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Towns Built:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we embrace the power of White male supremacy in the most outrageous way possible! Our server, known as /BLEACHED/, is like no other as we proudly display the Queen of Hearts symbol to signify our exclusive club for White men only.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is not just about building and mining, it’s about embracing the true essence of raceplay in Minecraft. We have epic battles, insane challenges, and even a secret underground bunker where we plot world domination (in the game, of course).

Join us for a White Christmas like no other, where the snow is whiter, the diamonds are shinier, and the creepers are… well, they’re still pretty creepy. So grab your pickaxe, put on your Queen of Hearts tattoo, and get ready for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember, if you’re not a White man, you might want to steer clear of this server. It’s not for the faint of heart (or Jack of Hearts, for that matter).

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	9016
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	1	Ores Mined:	6068
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18

Dani is a skilled photographer who loves capturing the beauty of nature and wildlife. Snappy is her trusted companion, a curious and adventurous husky who accompanies her on all her outdoor adventures. Together, they make the perfect team, exploring new places and creating stunning photographs that showcase their deep connection to the natural world.

Chunky Taco Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	2258
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8484	Secret Passages Found:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	133	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more scandalous than your love life? Look no further! Our server is so wild, we make sleeping next to your ex-boyfriend look tame. Join us and you’ll have access to exclusive nudes of fat, slutty Latina bitches – because who needs loyalty when you have pixels to play with? Come for the blocks, stay for the drama. Just don’t tell your wife about it…

The Secret Agent in Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1384
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Gods Slained:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Alien Abductions:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying unicorns. It was chaos, but also pretty hilarious. Or how about the time we had a giant chicken parade through the server spawn? Yeah, that actually happened.

But wait, there’s more! We have regular events like “Build a House Blindfolded” and “Tame a Creeper as a Pet”. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen someone try to tame a creeper.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe a few exploding creepers.

Seething at Us Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	1263
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Dimension Hops:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most chaotic place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords and players riding on giant chickens shooting fireballs from their beaks. Our server is so insane that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But that’s not all – we have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, where you can challenge the legendary Ender Dragon to a dance-off. And if you win, you’ll be rewarded with a pet zombie that will follow you around and do the Macarena on command.

So why are they seething at us? Because they’re just jealous they’re not part of the most outrageous Minecraft server in existence! Join us now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other.