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Players: | 104/200 | Votes: | 5893 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 6 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds with their hooves. Yes, you heard that right. Llamas.
2. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. Creepers doing the Macarena? Skeletons breakdancing? It’s a sight to behold.
3. Our server is actually a portal to an alternate dimension where pigs ride on flying pigs and chickens lay diamond eggs. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.
4. We host weekly treasure hunts where the prize is a real-life golden apple delivered to your doorstep by a team of singing villagers. Who wouldn’t want that?
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to say it with me: mistrial!