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ADHD Craft: No Cardio Dysfunction
hey u, ya u, do u like minecraft? well u gotta join this epic server, cuz get this, we got a study that says playing on our server with ur ADHD meds won’t mess up ur heart! like, how crazy is that? u can mine and craft all day long without worryin bout ur ticker givin out on u. so come join us and let’s build some epic stuff together, cuz ain’t no heart problems gonna stop us from havin a blast in this blocky world! -
❤️ FluxMC❤️Anarchy, Vulture, Events💎1.9-1.21.4 Minecraft server
▒ »> Our project FluxMC | IP: mc.fluxmc.ru
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▒ ➥ No dupes or lags
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Our IP: mc.fluxmc.ru
Our website: https://fluxmc.ru
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Astral Dreams
Minecraft Server Overview Looking for members in a small SMP with create mods and more in store. The server is not currently up, but you can join the discord for updates. FAQ
Question Answer How can I join the Minecraft server? The server is not currently up, but you can join the discord for updates on when it will be available. What mods are available on the server? We have create mods and more in store, stay tuned for updates on additional mods. Can I invite my friends to join the server? Yes, feel free to invite your friends to join the server once it is up and running. Is there a whitelist for the server? Details on any whitelist requirements will be provided closer to the server launch date. -
EternalCraft Skylands 1.20.2
Join our Minecraft server for a chance to escape the painful mediocrity of real life! Build your dream world and forget about your ugly face, bad teeth, and social awkwardness. Let your autistic creativity run wild as you create a new reality where you are the master of your own destiny. Don’t squander this opportunity to turn your life around and find solace in the pixelated world of possibilities. It’s like testicular torsion of the soul, but in a good way! -
IDCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Want a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as this gas station encounter? Look no further than our server, where we card everyone under thirty before they can enter our virtual world!Join us for intense moments of carding players, nervous pacing, and tense standoffs over virtual cigarettes. Our GM has your back just like in this story, ready to support you in all your virtual adventures. And don’t worry, if things get too intense, you can always refuse service to any scary or weird players.
So come on down to our server, where the only thing louder than your booming voice in fear is the sound of creepers exploding! Join now and experience the thrill of virtual carding like never before.
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ConcertCraft – Boyfriend Approved?
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will leave you questioning everything!Our server is like a long-distance relationship – full of boundaries and restrictions that make no sense! Dress modestly (no diamond armor allowed), don’t stay out after 9 PM (zombies come out at night, after all), avoid clubs (unless they’re creeper clubs), and definitely don’t hang out with male villagers one-on-one (they can be quite flirtatious).
But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of being called an emotional manipulator by our admin team when you try to justify your actions. It’s like a rollercoaster of guilt and confusion!
And don’t even get us started on the concert drama. Our server is filled with drama queens who think concerts are a waste of time and money. But fear not, you can still enjoy music in our server – just make sure to avoid any mobs that might try to ruin your concert experience.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Who needs a concert when you have our server to entertain you?
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SMPAdultingProblems – Minecraft SMP
Bruh, lemme tell you about this lit Minecraft SMP server you gotta join. Like, imagine a world where the pigs can talk and the creepers do the cha-cha slide. It’s wild, man.So, like, one time I was mining for diamonds and this chicken came up to me and challenged me to a dance-off. I was like, “Bro, I got moves you ain’t never seen before.” And let me tell you, that chicken had some serious skills. We ended up forming a dance crew and taking over the server.
But that’s not even the best part. There’s this secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They’re planning to take over the server and turn all the cows into disco balls. It’s a whole conspiracy, man.
So, if you wanna join the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP ever, you gotta hop on this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cookies. And who doesn’t love free cookies, amirite?
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DetentionCraft
Are you tired of boring old school punishments like detention or writing lines? Well, on our Minecraft server, the worst punishment you’ll receive is being forced to wear a pumpkin on your head for an entire day! That’s right, no more boring detentions here, just hilarious pumpkin head shenanigans.Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and participating in epic dance-offs with creepers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.
So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt and have the time of your life, join our server today. Who knows, you might even make friends with a talking cow or discover a secret underground disco party. The possibilities are endless on our wacky Minecraft server!
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CraftyCommiesMC
so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can live out ur wildest dreams? well, do i have the server for u! imagine a place where u can build ur own communist paradise, just like in north korea! u can even pretend to be a north korean troop and choose suicide over capture in ukraine, just like they do in real life! it’s like roleplaying but with a twist, u feel me? join now for a chance to experience the thrill of living on the edge and making questionable life choices in a blocky world. trust me, u won’t regret it!