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  • AussieSMP: The Land Down Under where even the creepers say ‘G’day mate!’

    AussieSMP: The Land Down Under where even the creepers say ‘G’day mate!’
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    Players: 98/400 Votes: 2088
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 1345
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Alien Abductions: 1
    Cursed Lands Purified: 9 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Heroic Legacies Created: 6 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Farms Harvested: 392
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4
    Villages Defended: 5 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1

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    Server Information:

    IP mc.aus.gg
    Server Location Sydney, Australia
    Discord Invite Link Discord Invite Link
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    Overview:

    The AussieSMP is an Australian hosted Survival server with a small community of players from around the world. The server is whitelisted and application-based for a safe and friendly gaming experience. Features include teleports, player trading, protection from griefing, and more.

    Features:

    • The server runs the latest version of Minecraft
    • Many Vanilla game mechanics are retained
    • Player-created shops for trading
    • Teleport commands for easy travel
    • Land-claiming system
    • Multiple worlds with no plans for full resets
    • Creative server for building
    • External community resources such as Discord and Wiki

    Rules:

    1. Don’t be a dick
    2. No griefing
    3. No spamming
    4. Be respectful
    5. Don’t swear excessively
    6. No hacking or exploits
    7. No ban evasion
    8. Use common sense

    FAQ:

    Q: How can I join the server?

    A: To join the server, you need to apply through the link provided above. The server is whitelisted and requires an application.

    Q: Is the server purely vanilla?

    A: The server has some quality of life features like teleports and an economy backed by diamonds, so it is not completely vanilla.

    Q: Can players trade with each other?

    A: Yes, there is a shopping area with player-created shops that promote trading using diamonds as currency.

    Q: Are there any plans for server resets?

    A: There are no plans for full resets of the main worlds on the server.

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  • SeetheCraft Minecraft Server

    SeetheCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 93/400 Votes: 6644
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 4
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Astral Amulets Crafted: 38
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Lunar Scepters Activated: 10
    Towns Built: 10 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Epic Battles Fought: 10
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Runes Activated: 5

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    Are you tired of being a peaceful player in Minecraft? Do you want to unleash your inner rage and take revenge on every country that has ever wronged you historically? Well, look no further because on our server, you can do just that!

    Join us and let out all your pent-up anger by building giant monuments dedicated to all the countries you seethe at historically. Want to take down the Eiffel Tower? Go for it! Feel like blowing up the Great Wall of China? Be our guest! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who cares about those anyway?).

    But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll also get the chance to participate in our weekly “Cope Wars” where players compete to see who can come up with the most outrageous reason to hate a specific country. The winner gets a virtual trophy and bragging rights for the rest of the week.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the rage flow through you like never before! (Disclaimer: This server is purely for entertainment purposes and should not be taken seriously. Please don’t actually go around hating on countries in real life, that’s not cool).

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  • PixelatedBeauty: Minecraft SMP – Do Looks Really Matter? How Much of Your Life is Influenced by Blocks?

    PixelatedBeauty: Minecraft SMP – Do Looks Really Matter? How Much of Your Life is Influenced by Blocks?
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    Players: 94/800 Votes: 7243
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 19
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Rainbows Spotted: 10
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 7
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9 Gods Slained: 2
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Secret Passages Found: 6

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Join our wacky SMP where looks are everything! We have a strict dress code that includes wearing a tutu on Tuesdays and a top hat on Thursdays. Failure to comply will result in being banished to the Nether for eternity. But hey, at least you’ll look fabulous while you’re there!

    Our server is home to the most stylish players in the Minecraft universe. We have fashion shows every weekend where players compete to see who can create the most outrageous outfit. The winner receives a diamond-encrusted crown and bragging rights for the week.

    But it’s not all about looks on our server. We also have epic quests and challenges that will test your skills and creativity. Rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world, guarded by a fierce dragon who only responds to compliments about his scales.

    So if you’re ready to ditch the drab and embrace the fab, join our SMP today! Who knows, you might just become the most fashionable player in all of Minecraft.

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  • BabyMomma Drama Minecraft Server

    BabyMomma Drama Minecraft Server
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    Players: 95/400 Votes: 9797
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Towns Built: 1
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 25 Chimeras Created: 3
    Heroic Legacies Created: 7 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of family dynamics and offer a virtual escape from real-life drama! Join us for a chance to build your dream world without any abusive ex-stepfathers throwing tantrums or controlling narcissistic douches ruining the fun.

    Vent your frustrations in our chat rooms without the fear of hurting your mom’s feelings, because here, we encourage you to express yourself freely. Build a house, start a new life, and leave all the jealousy and anger behind in the real world.

    Don’t worry about any surprise baby announcements or awkward family conversations here – on our server, you’re in control of your own destiny. So come on in and let’s build a world where you can escape from it all, one block at a time.

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  • BodyShameNoMoreMC

    BodyShameNoMoreMC
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    Players: 110/800 Votes: 3036
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 5 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 250
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7 Underground Cities Explored: 4

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to compare your building skills to our ex-players! We understand the importance of positive reinforcement, especially when it comes to dick pics… I mean, building blocks.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and absurd stories. Like the time a player tried to impress their crush with a giant pixel art of themselves, only to have it compared to an ex’s pixel art that was “an inch or inch and a half longer”. Talk about a blocky love triangle!

    But fear not, we have strict rules against ex comparisons and abs shaming. We believe in building each other up, not tearing each other down (unless it’s a creeper explosion, then all bets are off).

    So come join us on this epic journey of friendship, creativity, and maybe even a little bit of pixelated romance. Who knows, you might just find your blocky soulmate here!

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  • BlockyLoveCraft

    BlockyLoveCraft
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    Players: 92/200 Votes: 2806
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 10 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 7 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 43

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    Are you feeling anxious about your sexual experiences? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have the perfect solution for you! Join us and let your worries melt away as you embark on a wild adventure filled with blocky love and pixelated passion. Our community is full of experienced players who are more than willing to show you the ropes (literally) and help you navigate the ins and outs of Minecraft romance. So come on, what are you waiting for? Jump into our server and let the fun begin! Who knows, you might just find your soulmate in a creeper costume.

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  • DementiaCraft: AKI Edition

    DementiaCraft: AKI Edition
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    Players: 100/600 Votes: 7959
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 6
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 1
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 23
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 17 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1

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    join dis server if u wanna increase ur risk of dementia after acute kidney injury! we did research and found out dat after compensating for other confounding factors, u have a 49% increased risk of developing any type of dementia if u play on dis server! so come join us and lose ur mind while building epic structures and battling mobs! who needs a functioning brain anyway? lolz!

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  • CraftyDigits Minecraft Server

    CraftyDigits Minecraft Server
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    Players: 90/900 Votes: 8414
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 13
    Epic Weapons Forged: 6 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Farms Harvested: 663
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 9
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4563 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Votes: 6511 Treasure Maps Found: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further! Our server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots out diamonds! Join us and you’ll be greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a giant chicken who can juggle TNT while riding a unicycle. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mystical land of Cheeseburgia, where the rivers flow with cheese and the trees grow french fries.

    So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you ride a flying llama into battle against an army of evil potatoes? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now and let the craziness begin!

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  • SMP: /BL4CK3D/ – The General #3195

    SMP: /BL4CK3D/ – The General #3195
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    Players: 100/300 Votes: 3459
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 3004 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 42 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Meteorite Armor Created: 17 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Rainbows Spotted: 9 Shattered Realms Restored: 1

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    Welcome to the Blacked Bleached Edition Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with edge counts, AI gens, and BLACKED modding like you’ve never seen before.

    Imagine a world where every month, you save up your cum from the 1st to the 8th and release your tension with everyone on the server. Share your progress, discuss how hard or easy you’re finding it, and compete with other players to see who can edge the longest!

    But that’s not all – we have NovelAI V.3 for unlimited gens, BLACKED clothing available for purchase, and a BNWO dictionary to expand your vocabulary. And don’t forget about our Slur Strokes/Earned Orgasms Program for a truly unique gaming experience.

    Join us on this outrageous journey filled with templates, editing tutorials, and PMV torrents. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, check out our Discord channels (even though they’re dead) for even more craziness.

    So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a Minecraft SMP experience like no other. Who knows what insane stories and adventures await you in the Blacked Bleached Edition world!

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  • ShortsNLaughsMC

    ShortsNLaughsMC
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    Players: 103/900 Votes: 9695
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Mythical Relics Collected: 8 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 7198
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4

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    Are you tired of conforming to societal norms and wearing pants in the hot summer months? Do you want to rebel against your conservative religious background and rock those knee-length Carhart shorts with pride? Then join our Minecraft server, where shorts are not only allowed, but encouraged!

    Imagine a world where everyone struts around in their favorite pair of shorts, basking in the freedom of knee-exposing fashion. You’ll fit right in with our community of shorts-wearing rebels who refuse to let societal expectations dictate their wardrobe choices.

    But beware, not everyone will understand your love for shorts. Your wife may try to dress you in pants for a religious summer camp, but fear not! With the support of your fellow shorts enthusiasts on our server, you can stand tall (well, technically short) and proud in your Carhart shorts.

    So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to wear shorts and have a good time. Who knew pixelated fashion could be so liberating?

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