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DimondCraft Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Community, Creative, DimondCraft, Economy, Exploration, FANTASY, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Server, Survival, virtual

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	3628
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

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Cozy Cunt Minecraft Server

comfort, Cozy, cozy atmosphere, cozy embrace, cozy feelings, cozy haven, cozy indulgence, cozy moments, cozy retreat, cozy sanctuary, cozy space, cozy vibes, Cunt, INTIMATE, Minecraft, Pleasure, Relaxation, self love, self-care, Sensuality, Server, warmth

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	1929
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further, because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. Build a house made entirely out of diamonds and watch as jealous players try to steal your bling.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground lair filled with treasure guarded by a dragon named Fluffy. Rumor has it that anyone who can defeat Fluffy gets a lifetime supply of virtual pizza.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and see if you can survive the madness. Just remember, if you’re not cozy in your cunt, you’re not playing on the right server!

Cute Girls SMP – 60’s Edition

1960s music, 60s, 60s fashion, Beatles fans, BeatlesMania, british invasion, cultural impact, cute, Cute girls, Edition, female fans, Girl Power, Girls, historical moments, iconic bands, music fandom, music history, Music legends, Nostalgia, pop culture, retro style, rock and roll, smp, teenage girls, vintage fashion

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9403
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	722	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	183	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Are you tired of watching cute girls in the 60’s lose their shit over the Beatles? Well, we’ve got the perfect escape for you – join our Minecraft SMP where you can build your own Beatlemania-inspired world and watch as adorable pixelated girls lose their blocky minds over your epic creations. Plus, rumor has it that Paul McCartney himself will be making a guest appearance on the server to serenade players with his virtual tunes. Don’t miss out on the chance to experience a whole new level of Minecraft madness – join us now!

Chuuba Chuckles Minecraft Server

10 seconds, absurd humor, Absurdity, BROKE, chuckles, chuuba, clipniggers, comedy, Comment, Entertainment, funny, humor, internet culture, LAUGHING, meme, Minecraft, OMG, reaction, Server, social media, Video, viral

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3478
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	95	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Farms Harvested:	832

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience the wild world of Minecraft like never before.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of rainbow-colored sheep come charging at you, demanding to be sheared for their magical wool. Or how about the time a group of friendly creepers threw a surprise birthday party for one lucky player, complete with exploding confetti and cake?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chuuba, a mischievous Minecraft deity who roams the land causing chaos and laughter wherever he goes. Rumor has it that if you can make Chuuba laugh for 10 seconds straight, he’ll grant you three wishes (Disclaimer: wishes may include but are not limited to unlimited diamonds, a pet dragon, or a lifetime supply of enchanted pork chops).

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a hilarious adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Just remember to watch out for those clipniggers, they’re a sneaky bunch.

Job Interview Minecraft SMP

career opportunity, hiring process, interview, interview attire, interview etiquette, interview experience, interview feedback, interview follow-up, interview nerves, Interview preparation, interview questions, interview skills, interview success, Interview Tips, Job, job application, job candidate, Job Interview, job offer, Job Search, Minecraft, professional attire, smp

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6963
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Farms Harvested:	301	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP! Here, job interviews are conducted in the most epic way possible. Picture this: you’re sitting in a virtual office, facing off against a creeper in a suit. Your task? Convince the creeper that you’re the best candidate for the job by building the most impressive redstone contraption in under 5 minutes. If you succeed, you get the job and a diamond pickaxe as a signing bonus. Fail, and well… let’s just say you might end up in the unemployment line with a bunch of disgruntled zombies. Good luck, and may the blocks be ever in your favor!

Steamhaven

Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, Minigames, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8911
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Runes Activated:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Emeralds Found:	987	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8

A New World Awaits Are you ready to embark on a brand new Minecraft adventure? Steamhaven is a fresh, Java-based server offering a pristine world to explore. With a focus on quality of life mods, we’ve created an environment where building and creativity can flourish. Key Features:

Ranks: free ranks for game play Fresh Start: Join a brand new server and shape your own destiny. Quality of Life Mods: Enjoy enhanced gameplay and convenience. Join us now and be among the first to experience Steamhaven!

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Pixel Princesses Minecraft Server

Android, Anime, Characters, countdown, Events, Four more days, Gacha game, Girl’s Frontline, Girls’ Frontline 2, Guns, Ios, Military, Minecraft, mobile game, multiplayer, ONLINE, PIXEL, Princesses, Server, Shooter, strategy, tactical rpg, Updates, waifus

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	1904
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Enchantments Applied:	246
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even tame a dragon to be your loyal steed.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, whose eggs are made of pure diamonds. Just imagine the bling your armor will have after hatching one of those bad boys!

So what are you waiting for? Join us in four more days for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

Hangover Minecraft SMP

alcohol, alcohol-induced injuries, begging, bros, broskis, bruised balls, busted nut, Drinking, Drunk, EMBARRASSING, embarrassing moments, Friends, funny, hangover, Minecraft, nuts, Party, pisses myself, regret, smp, sore nuts, WTF

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	7243
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Star Shards Collected:	296
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Villages Defended:	17	Runes Activated:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even your virtual nuts can get bruised! Join us for wild nights of drinking with the broskis, where anything can happen. From accidentally peeing on yourself to begging your friends to stop on your nuts (ouch), our server is full of outrageous moments that you won’t find anywhere else. So if you’re looking for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience, come join us and see if you can survive the madness. Just be sure to protect your virtual nuts at all costs!

Destiny’s DMs Minecraft Server

cancel culture, controversy, debate, debate culture, destiny, Destinys, disappearing act, DMs, funny, influencer, internet culture, Minecraft, online behavior, Online Community, online discourse, online drama, online harassment, Server, shills, social media, Spam, Streamer, twitch

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	6120
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Crops Grown:	5859	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the juiciest DMs drama that will make you forget about building houses and start building alliances!

Join us and witness the epic battles of Destiny and his shills as they fight for dominance in the chat. Will they come out victorious or will they be banished to the Nether realm? Only time will tell!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary debate arena where players can challenge Destiny himself to a debate. Will you come out on top or will you be left speechless by his epic arguments? Join now and find out!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most drama-filled Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. Who needs diamonds when you have DMs drama?

The British Blockheads Minecraft SMP

Blockheads, British, british empire, British History, Colonization, Conquest, cultural influence, england, English language, global impact, global power, historical events, History, imperialism, influential nation, international influence, inventions, Minecraft, modern world, small country, smp, United Kingdom, White House burning, world domination

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8576
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Potions Brewed:	25
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP ever! We’ve already conquered half the world, invented all the things the modern world uses, and our language is spoken by everyone (even aliens, probably). Oh, and did we mention we’re the only country to take over and burn down the US White House? Yeah, we’re kind of a big deal. So come join us and be a part of history in the making (or breaking, depending on how you look at it). Plus, our tiny country has had a HUGE impact on the world, so you know you want to be a part of that action. Join now before we conquer the entire Minecraft universe!