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Players: | 106/1000 | Votes: | 3889 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 |
Star Shards Collected: | 248 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 210 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 2492 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 18 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 6 |
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