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Blocky Brothel: Where Seeing Hookers is the Solution!

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4474
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Are you tired of feeling like a noob in the Minecraft world? Well, look no further because on our server, you can choose your own model from our catalogue and never feel hatred from those pesky players who mog you again!

Say goodbye to all the space women take up in your brain when all you want to do is focus on that microsecond you cum. And don’t worry about being fat and short like me, because on this server, it doesn’t matter at all!

Forget about all the mind games, shittests, and gossips that plague other servers. Join us and feel good overall, without torturing yourself over who she may have hooked up with. Trust me, she’ll regret missing out on young love anyway. So come on, join the madness and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together!

Crafty Final Fantasy Frenzy – Endwalker Edition

14-hour Broadcast, Alisaie, Crafty, Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test, DAWNTRAIL, digimon tamers, Dungeon Melty, early access, Edition, endwalker, FANTASY, FFXIV Meetups, FINAL, Final Fantasy, Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration, Free Companies, Frenzy, General news, In-game Events, konosuba s3, Letter from the Producer LIVE, Linkshells, Moogle Treasure Trove, Movie Meetups, Mr. Nice Guy, Promotional Site, PvP Series 5, release date, Resources, Shogun Watch Party, Spooky Club Higurashi Kai, who am i

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7746
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Dragons Tamed:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is launching with an exclusive early access on June 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM PDT! Join us for the release on July 2, 2024 and experience the madness that awaits you.

But wait, there’s more! We have a Final Fantasy XVI collaboration event happening right now until May 8 at 7:59 AM PDT. Fight alongside your favorite characters and earn epic rewards.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have Moogle Treasure Trove: The Second Hunt for Genesis coming soon. Who knows what treasures await you in this crazy adventure?

But the fun doesn’t stop there. We have cross-region data center travel tests, PvP Series 5, resources, free companies, linkshells, and so much more. Plus, don’t miss out on our movie meetups where you can watch spooky shows like Spooky Club Higurashi Kai and Digimon Tamers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the insanity begin!

Crafty McCraftface: Where Succiety Comes to Play and Be Useful (But Mostly Just Succiety)

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	8584
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Runes Activated:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of insanity!

Join us if you want to ride pigs dressed as astronauts, battle evil chickens armed with diamond swords, and build a house made entirely of exploding TNT blocks.

Our community is filled with quirky players who will make you laugh until your sides hurt (and maybe cry a little too, but in a good way). Plus, our server is so addictive that you’ll forget all about your real-life responsibilities – who needs to pay bills when you can be mining for diamonds all day?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin! Just be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back. And remember, if you’re feeling a little mentally unstable, our server is the perfect place to let loose and embrace the chaos.

Blocky McBlockface: The Adventures of Frieren

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	8090
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	53
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4
Villages Defended:	19	Dimension Hops:	0
Star Shards Collected:	258	Divine Spears Created:	12
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

Join us for epic battles against zombie llamas, build a castle made entirely out of cheese, and ride a flying pig into the sunset. Our community is filled with players who are as crazy as a creeper on caffeine, and we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret treasure hunts where you can find enchanted golden carrots, and every full moon, the entire server turns into a giant disco party with villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the Minecraft server that’s so wild, even Herobrine himself is jealous!

PastaCraft: Where Minecraft meets Italian cuisine!

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	848
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	3017	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate Italian food adventure! We have virtual pasta that never gets overcooked, pizza that magically replenishes itself, and gelato that never melts (unless you want it to because who doesn’t love a good gelato mess?!).

Explore our virtual Italian marketplace where you can trade for rare food items like truffle-infused diamonds and spaghetti made from unicorn hair. Don’t forget to visit our virtual vineyard where you can stomp grapes with your friends and create the finest virtual wine in all of Minecraft!

So come join us on our server and taste the virtual flavors of Italy like never before. Mangia mangia, gamers! 🍝🍕🍨

MythicalMinecraftMadness

Adventure, FANTASY, Gaming, Immersive, Interactive, Metafiction, morrowind, myth-making, MythicalMinecraftMadness, Mythological, Mythos, open world, Parody, post-modern, role playing, RPG, satire, simulation, storytelling, video game, Writing

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	8272
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	4346
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3
Love Letters Sent:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Morrowind meets post-modern parody in a hilariously interactive mythological simulation! Join us for a wild ride through a world where ancient gods battle it out in epic PvP battles, mythical creatures roam the land causing chaos, and players can ride on the backs of unicorns while wielding enchanted pickaxes that shoot rainbows.

But that’s not all! Our server also features a quest system where you can embark on ridiculous adventures like rescuing a princess from a horde of zombie chickens or finding the lost city of Atlantis hidden deep within the ocean biome.

So why join our server? Because where else can you build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamond blocks, ride a flying pig into battle against a dragon, and engage in a dance-off with a group of friendly skeletons? Only on our Morrowind-inspired, post-modern parody of mythological writing Minecraft server, of course!

Crafty Chaos: Where Even the Creepers are Confused

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9025
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Dragons Tamed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Zombie Dances:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and shoots laser beams from its eyes. Rumor has it that whoever finds and tames the Diamond Unicorn will be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a journey filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage, because things are about to get weird.

Blocky Drama Queens

annoyance, Assertiveness, blocky, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, dealing with people, Drama, emotional intelligence, Empathy, Frustration, interpersonal relationships, mental health, mindfulness, patience, personal boundaries, QUEENS, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, social anxiety, Social Skills, Stress Management, understanding others

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5942
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Crops Grown:	9381
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Zombie Dances:	8

Tired of dealing with annoying people in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can build, mine, and explore without any social anxiety or annoying interruptions! Our server is a safe haven for introverts and loners alike, where you can escape the chaos of the outside world and immerse yourself in a blocky paradise. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to blow up unsuspecting players – talk about a thrilling experience! So why wait? Join us now and say goodbye to annoying people once and for all!

Frieren’s Fight Club: Where Creepers Cry and Steve’s Fly

AniManga, Author, club, CREEPERS, cry, Demons, diverse party makeup, Explanation, Fight, Fly, frieren, Frierens, mages, magic user, magical combat, Medieval Fantasy, Mountains, peak human body, physical combat, priests, relationships, series, Steves, swordsmen, unarmored body, Warriors

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	9730
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2836
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Are you tired of boring, realistic Minecraft servers where you can’t jump 40 meters high without a good excuse? Look no further! Join our server where magic battles are a daily occurrence and humans are buffed to the extreme with just a regular diet and exercise routine.

Ever wanted to see swordsmen cutting through mountains or taking lethal blows without dying? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Our diverse party makeup will keep you on your toes as you navigate through the ridiculousness of peak human abilities.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the insanity for yourself! Who needs explanations when you have this much fun?

PolishRussianCraft: Where you’ll never know if it’s borscht or pierogi on the menu!

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9304
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Zombie Dances:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Magic Items Found:	7928	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2988
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Come join our Minecraft server and find out if she’s Polish or Russian! We have a whole village dedicated to solving this mystery, complete with a giant potato statue and a dance floor where you can show off your best Slavic moves. Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of pierogies and vodka. So grab your pickaxe and come join the fun!