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NoThirdWheel Minecraft Server

ANNOYING, Babysitting, bowling, Cinema, cousin, Dates.., family, Food, Friends, Girlfriend, interests, Inviting, Minecraft, NoThirdWheel, okay, partner, Plans, refusing, separate plans, Server, spending time, UNFAIR, wrong

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2415
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Alien Abductions:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Star Shards Collected:	292	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Are you tired of your Minecraft adventures turning into a family reunion? Join our server and escape the cousin invasion! We promise no more surprise guests crashing your mining sessions or building competitions. Say goodbye to awkward family dynamics in the virtual world and hello to uninterrupted gameplay!

Our server is the perfect place to escape the cousin chaos and focus on building your dream world. No more third-wheeling with your girlfriend and her cousin, it’s time to reclaim your Minecraft independence! Join us now and experience the freedom of gaming without unwanted family members tagging along.

Don’t let your Minecraft experience be hijacked by family drama. Join our server and say goodbye to cousin interference once and for all! It’s time to take back control of your virtual adventures and build without boundaries. Say no to cousin invites and yes to epic gaming moments on our server!

PediQueenCraft

17M, 18F, age gap, Birth, Boundaries, Communication, consent, generational differences, Girlfriend, Healthcare, inspection, medical examination, misunderstanding, older female pediatrician, pediatrician, PediQueenCraft, private parts, professional setting, relationship, Respect, Trust

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	4814
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	97	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Are you tired of dealing with drama in your real life relationships? Join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is between players fighting over who gets the last diamond block! We don’t care if your pediatrician is checking out your pixels, as long as you’re building epic structures and having a blast. So come join us and leave the real world drama behind! And who knows, maybe you’ll find love with a creeper instead!

CraftyCreeperz

awful names, bad names, bizarre names, CraftyCreeperz, cringeworthy names, funny names, names that make you cringe, names that make you laugh, names that make you shake your head, names to avoid, names to cringe at, names to forget, names to never use, naming disasters, naming fails, naming mistakes, ridiculous names, strange names, terrible names, unusual names, worst names

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	3089
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2595	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Have you ever heard of a server so epic, so legendary, that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on? Well, look no further because our server is so bad, even the creepers are afraid to blow up here! Join us if you dare, and prepare to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves face to face with a pack of zombie pigmen riding on top of flying chickens. And that was just the beginning! Our server is filled with insane mobs, epic quests, and hidden treasures that will blow your mind.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the bowels of our server lies a secret dungeon guarded by a dragon made entirely out of diamonds. And if you manage to defeat this diamond dragon, you will be rewarded with a never-ending supply of enchanted golden apples and a pet unicorn that farts rainbows.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible. Just remember, once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. Good luck, brave adventurer, you’re gonna need it!

BlockyBrexitTrading

BlockyBrexitTrading, border control, brexit, Britain, Business, customs, economic impact, Economy, Europe, european union, Exports, Imports, international trade, market access, negotiations, Politics, regulations, supply chain, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1556
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	15

so like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, so lit, you gotta join ASAP! like, the reason why you should join is cuz like, Brexit is totally messing up Britain’s trade with Europe, but on this server, you can trade with anyone from anywhere without any issues! it’s like a virtual escape from all the Brexit drama, ya know? plus, there’s this legend that if you join the server, you’ll find a secret portal that leads to a land of unlimited diamonds and rare items! like, who wouldn’t want that, amirite? so come join the fun and escape the Brexit madness, you won’t regret it! 🤣🤪🎮 #minecraftmadness #Brexitwho?

Green Orgasm Glow

GLOW, Green.., orgasm

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	5255
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

come join our minecraft server and find out! we have a special plugin that turns your character bright green every time you reach the peak of pleasure in the game. imagine battling mobs or building your dream castle while glowing like a radioactive pickle. it’s a wild ride, my friend.

not only that, but we also have a secret underground society of green-skinned players who have formed a cult around this phenomenon. they believe that the green glow grants them special powers and they hold rituals in the dark corners of the server. will you join them or fight against their green tyranny?

if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that can only be found by those who are green. it’s said to be a stash of diamonds so large that it could make you the richest player on the server. but beware, the green glow attracts all sorts of attention, both good and bad.

so come on, join us on our crazy, green-tinged adventure and see what kind of mischief you can get up to. who knows, you might just become a legend in our wacky world.

Primordial Black Hole Detectives

Black, Dark Matter, detectable shifts, DETECTIVES, EXPLAIN, Hole, hypothetical objects, long tail tags, Methods, methods to spot primordial black holes, planetary orbits, PRESENCE, primordial, Primordial black holes, propose, researchers, spot, Tiny, Universe, universe’s dark matter

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	284
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	14	Secret Passages Found:	8
Buildings Constructed:	41	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Ores Mined:	3034
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	21

lol u gotta join our server cuz we got primordial black holes, like wut even is that? but they could be the key to all the dark matter in the universe, so like, come help us figure it out! plus, the shifts in planetary orbits are gonna be wild, like a rollercoaster ride but in space! join now and be a part of the most mind-blowing research ever in Minecraft history!

CristLand

CristLand, Cross-Play, MCMMO, Minecraft, MONEY, Prize, Server, Survival, Voting

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	3572
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Chimeras Created:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Enjoy a prize after voting for our server, a lot of money is waiting for you, what are you waiting for? Vote now.

172.93.110.224

Janitor’s Closet SMP: Where cleaning up after griefers is part of the roleplay! LGBTQ+ janitors welcome

Brewery, cleaning, CLOSET, combatlog, Community, Deadchest, Dynmap, Events, Griefers, Janitors, LGBTQ, Lore, part, Roleplay, Sethome, SimpleVC, smp

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	4030
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Votes:	9293	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6359
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Overview
We are a worldbuilding/roleplay based SMP! We want to give players a fun atmosphere where you can make your own culture, nation, story, and impact! We don’t necessarily follow a build theme, places can be of whatever era, genre, or style in their builds! We like it that way to be unique, as well as encouraging all sorts of story-building and roleplay! While we think it’s awesome that people can make their own religions and cultures and stuff, don’t forget that there’s always someone you can join! Lastly, we like to hold fun events! These events vary from being lore-related to in-game fun, and you can also host these events once you have an idea and all!

Overview

We are a worldbuilding/roleplay based SMP! We want to give players a fun atmosphere where you can make your own culture, nation, story, and impact!

We don’t necessarily follow a build theme, places can be of whatever era, genre, or style in their builds! We like it that way to be unique, as well as encouraging all sorts of story-building and roleplay!

While we think it’s awesome that people can make their own religions and cultures and stuff, don’t forget that there’s always someone you can join!

Lastly, we like to hold fun events! These events vary from being lore-related to in-game fun, and you can also host these events once you have an idea and all!

FAQ
Do I have to follow a specific build theme? No, we encourage players to build in any era, genre, or style they prefer. Is joining the Discord required? Yes, joining our Discord is required as we use it for communication, organization, and filtering out any bad actors. What kind of events do you host? Our events vary from lore-related activities to in-game fun. Players can also host their own events once approved. What are some of the plugins you use? Dynmap SimpleVC SetHome Deadchest CombatLog Brewery Others

FAQ

Do I have to follow a specific build theme?

No, we encourage players to build in any era, genre, or style they prefer.

Is joining the Discord required?

Yes, joining our Discord is required as we use it for communication, organization, and filtering out any bad actors.

What kind of events do you host?

Our events vary from lore-related activities to in-game fun. Players can also host their own events once approved.

What are some of the plugins you use?

Dynmap
SimpleVC
SetHome
Deadchest
CombatLog
Brewery
Others

StagCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

3D maps, Artbook rips, Beta, bethesda, Bounty hunting missions, Character Builder, Customizable difficulty, dlc, doom mod, Minecraft, mod support, NG+, patch notes, REV-8 vehicles, Server, Shattered Space, ship decorations, space music, StagCraft, starfield, Todd interview, Ultimate, update, Vehicle, Xbox Gamescom 2024

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4573
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Void Armor Forged:	28
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Emeralds Found:	342	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	8865	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s out of this world? Join our server, where the sky’s the limit…literally!

Embark on a journey through Shattered Space, where you can explore new planets, build your own starborn ship, and even engage in epic space battles.

But that’s not all – we’ve got customizable difficulty settings, 3D maps, ship decorations, bounty hunting missions, and even a vehicle to cruise around in style.

Plus, with official mod support, the possibilities are endless. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s blast off into adventure together!

> GORRISTER! Minecraft SMP

GORRISTER, long tail tags, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5200
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Alien Abductions:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Buildings Constructed:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our fearless leader, Gorrister.

Legend has it that Gorrister once tamed a pack of wild creepers and rode them into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen. He emerged victorious, covered in slime and glory. If you join our SMP, you too can witness such epic feats of bravery and insanity!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest of rare mobs, including the elusive rainbow sheep that poops out diamonds. Yes, you heard that right. Diamonds. From a sheep’s butt.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure and become a part of the legend of Gorrister! Just watch out for those diamond-pooping sheep…they’re a force to be reckoned with.