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| Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 5469 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 14 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 29 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 49 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 6 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
so, like, this server be like the craziest place in all of minecraft land. we got llamas that can fly and pigs that can do backflips. it’s like a circus up in here, but with blocks and stuff.
one time, a player tried to build a giant statue of a banana, but it came to life and started dancing around the server. it was like a fruity disco party, man.
oh, and don’t even get me started on the secret underground dungeon filled with treasure and monsters. it’s like a real-life adventure movie, but with creepers and skeletons instead of bad guys.
if you wanna join the most wild and wacky server in all of minecraft, then you gotta come hang out with us. we promise you won’t be bored, and you might even see a chicken riding a pig. true story, bro.
