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| Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 3164 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 40 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
| Magic Items Found: | 2138 | Void Armor Forged: | 30 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 124 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Wilderness Tamed: | 6 |
Imagine a world where hair truthers roam free, spreading the gospel of natural beauty. No more combing through your hair, just let it be as nature intended.
We even have a special bald avatar option for those who dare to defy the norms and rock the shiny look. But beware, baldness may make you even more attractive than you already are (if that’s even possible).
Our server is a safe haven for those tired of spending hours getting their hair done. Just choose a hairstyle that looks good for a week and leave it be until you absolutely have to change it.
Life is a battle against entropy and decay, but on our server, you can find peace within the chaos. Embrace your inner lolcow and join us in the fight against societal norms. Who knew Minecraft could be so hair-raisingly fun?
