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Crafty Canucks & Crazy Americans – The Cum Server!

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	157
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Falling into the Void:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	123	Rainbows Spotted:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll learn absolutely nothing! Our “educational” edition is perfect for those who want to avoid any form of intellectual growth while playing video games.

Join us for a chance to ride on giant flying llamas and battle against zombie unicorns in epic quests for the rarest loot. Our server is also home to the legendary dancing creepers who will boogie down with you as you mine for diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get exclusive access to our secret underwater disco party where you can dance with mermaids and jellyfish while avoiding the wrath of the evil squid king.

So why waste your time on boring, educational servers when you can have a wild and wacky adventure with us? Join now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

CraftyGamerDudes: The Final Showdown

adorable, animated series, Anime, CGDCTbros, comedy, CraftyGamerDudes, Cute girls, Feel-Good, female friendship, FINAL, friendship, Girl Power, Heartwarming, Japanese culture, Kawaii, lighthearted, Manga, moe, Otaku, school life, showdown, slice of life, Uplifting

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	719
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	474	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we have the craziest, most insane server you’ve ever seen!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and mine diamonds with a spoon! Our server is so wild that even creepers are afraid to explode here!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can build a house made entirely out of diamonds and obsidian, and have a pet dragon that breathes fire on command!

So why wait? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before! Who needs CGDCTbros when you can have all this craziness on our server?

Pixel Proxy Fun Zone – Where Minecraft meets Ergo Proxy vibes!

Anime, Atmospheric, complex, Cyberpunk, Dark, dystopian, Ergo, ergo proxy, Existential, feel, Fun, futuristic, games, meets, Minecraft, mood, Mystery, Philosophical, PIXEL, proxy, Psychological, Sci Fi, SIMILAR, Thought-provoking, Thriller, VIBES, Zone

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9138
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Potions Brewed:	185
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Villages Defended:	18	Chimeras Created:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because this server is here to shake things up! Imagine a world where every block you break unleashes a horde of dancing llamas, where every tree you chop down turns into a disco ball, and where every creeper you encounter just wants to give you a hug!

Join this server for an experience unlike any other. Explore mind-blowing landscapes filled with unicorns, dragons, and talking mushrooms. Build epic structures with blocks that change color with the beat of the music. And battle against other players in insane mini-games like llama racing, disco ball dodgeball, and creeper cuddling contests.

So why wait? Join this server now and experience the crazy world of Minecraft like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Anon’s Blocky Adventures: Server No. 465453469

Adventures, Anons, blocky, Server

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	5792
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky! Join us for a wild adventure filled with EXPLOSIVE surprises and EPIC battles with giant chickens.

Our server is home to the rarest mobs you’ll ever see, like the elusive rainbow sheep that poop out golden apples! And don’t forget about the legendary creeper that tells jokes while exploding (it’s a real blast)!

But that’s not all, our server is also known for its INSANE mini-games like “TNT Tag” where players run around with lit TNT blocks trying not to explode, or “Pig Racing” where you can ride on the back of a pig and race against other players to the finish line.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Minecraft Inkopolis – Splatoon Shenanigans

booru, Build analyzer, CATALOG, collectables, coop, database, Fresh Season, Gear, ink, Inkopolis, Map Schedules, Media Accounts, Minecraft, Nintendo, patch notes, Pool code, Seed Checker, Shenanigans, Splatfest, splatoon, splatoonwiki, version 7.2.0, weapons

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9182
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	362
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Endless Night Skies:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Welcome to the most inkredible Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Are you tired of the same old boring servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because on our server, you can dive into a world where Baby Chicks, Li’l Bunnies, and Bear Cubs battle it out in epic Splatfests!

Join us and witness the chaos as players fight for dominance in our fresh Season that’s on until 5/31. Don’t miss out on the action-packed fun!

But that’s not all! Our server is equipped with the latest Version 7.2.0 patch notes straight from the Nintendo gods themselves. You won’t find this kind of exclusive content anywhere else!

And if you’re looking for a place to show off your gear, weapons, and collectibles, look no further than our server’s catalog where you can browse through all the inkcredible items available.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness, join the fun, and experience a Minecraft server like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Digging for Diamonds: Therapy Edition

childhood trauma, comparison, diamonds, Digging, Edition, inner critic, Insecurity, lack of validation, low self-esteem, mental health, negative self-talk, personal growth, root of the problem, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-confidence, self-doubt, self-perception, societal standards, Therapy

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9335
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Chimeras Created:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Towns Built:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Zombie Dances:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Meteorites Collected:	3
Votes:	2053	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Are you tired of feeling down about yourself? Well, look no further because joining our server will boost your self-esteem to levels you never thought possible!

Picture this: you log in and immediately POOF! You’re now the ruler of a majestic kingdom filled with sparkly unicorns and flying pigs. Your Minecraft character is now a supermodel with abs of steel and a killer fashion sense. People will bow down to you as you ride around on a diamond-encrusted llama.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so amazing that even the creepers are friendly. They’ll give you hugs instead of blowing you up. And if you ever feel sad, just type “/hug” in the chat and a virtual hug will magically appear to make everything better.

So why waste another second feeling down about yourself? Join our server now and become the confident, powerful Minecraft overlord you were always meant to be!

Pixel Peen Palace: Where Adult Humor Meets Minecraft Fun!

Adult, adult entertainment, adult humor, adult jokes, adult themes, comedy, controversial humor, cultural comedy, Cultural differences, cultural humor, cultural norms, cultural sensitivity, edgy jokes, Fun, humor, inappropriate humor, Japan, Japanese comedy, mature content, meets, Minecraft, offensive humor, Palace, Peen, PIXEL, risque jokes, taboo topics

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	7473
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Welcome to our insane Minecraft server where the fun never stops! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some crazy reasons:

– Our server is so wild that it’s considered adult humor in Japan! That’s right, you won’t find any boring builds or basic gameplay here. Only the most outrageous and hilarious adventures await you.

– Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to face this spooky specter?

– We have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. Dance the night away with your blocky buddies and show off your best moves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our ridiculous Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything because on this server, anything can happen!

Pixelated Pervs and Picasso

/aco/sdg, /d/nai, /e/sdg, /g/sdg, /h/hdg, /soc/ai+nude, /trash/sdg, /vt/vtai, ai, animation, Archive, AUTOMATIC1111, Block Merging, Celebs, Characters, ComfyUI, controlnet, DEGENerated Art, Doggystyle Edition, Easy Diffusion, Embeddings, fetish content, Forge, guides, Link Hub, Local install, LoRa Training, models, New User Guide, OP Pasta, Other links, Pervs, Picasso, pixelated, PonyXL Information, porn, prompts, Related boards, Samplers, SD.Next, Tags for Prompting, Wiki

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4944
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Towns Built:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Welcome to the Doggystyle Edition Minecraft server! 🐶🕺

Last time on /degen/: 📺👀 Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments! 💥😂

Reasons to join: – Experience the most insane block merging techniques you’ve ever seen! 🤯🔨 – Get comfy with our Node-based ComfyUI for the ultimate user experience! 🛋️🖥️ – Forge your own path with our stable diffusion webui Forge! 🔥⚒️ – Dive into the world of Models/Embeddings/Characters/Celebs/Prompts/fetish content like never before! 🌍👀🔞

But wait, there’s more! – LoRa Training scripts for those looking to level up their skills! 📚💪 – PonyXL Information for all your pony needs and more! 🦄📝 – OP Pasta for a taste of the most deliciously degen content! 🍝🤤

Join now for a chance to explore a world like no other, filled with excitement, laughter, and endless possibilities! 🌟🎮

Disclaimer: No actual dogs were involved in the making of this server. 😉🚫🐕

Remember, it’s not just a Minecraft server, it’s a way of life! 💻🌈🚀

Blocky B*tches

anyátok, blocky, Btches, kurva, long trail, tags

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7186
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Elemental Crystals Collected:	66
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Mines Excavated:	3607
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they found a hidden diamond mine filled with enchanted gear and rare items. But that’s not all, they also stumbled upon a secret disco party where all the mobs were dancing to the beat of the music!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary unicorn mount that can fly you to the highest heights of the sky limit. And if you’re lucky, you might even encounter a group of friendly aliens who will trade you emeralds for space rocks.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Minecraft Madness: Baelz’s Rat Kingdom

3D LIVE, Art Tags, Baelzs, covers, DREAM CATCHER, Free chat, getting started, hakos baelz, Holo EN, Kingdom, lies of p, madness, merch, mind craft, Minecraft, Music, NEW ORIGINALS, Originals, pandaemonium, Podcast, rat, Rust, Stream, twitter, zodiac

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	2765
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Villages Defended:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with NEW ORIGINALS, COLOUR MV, and MIND CRAFT HOLO EN music videos that will blow your mind!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of Zodiac and Pandæmonium with our insane covers and originals playlist. And don’t forget to check out our podcast for some extra laughs!

Need some swag to show off your love for the server? Grab our limited edition PC case, official merch, or promise swag to flex on all your friends.

And if you want to stay updated on all the latest shenanigans, follow Bae’s Twitter for all the juicy details. Plus, check out our Art Tags for some seriously cool fan art.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure and let’s build some epic creations together! But be warned, our Season Box Arts may look like a penis… just saying. 😉🍆 #MinecraftMadness