roblox obby but your a potato – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

EpicVibez Minecraft SMP

amazing, Awesome, Bliss, Contentment, ecstasy, elation, emotional, EpicVibez, euphoria, exhilaration, experienced, feeling, fulfillment, Happiness, Heartwarming, Incredible, joy, Minecraft, OVERWHELMING, satisfaction, smp, unforgettable, Uplifting

OMG guys, let me tell you about this EPIC Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky. This server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows everywhere you go.

Join us and you’ll get the chance to ride on the back of a dragon while battling evil creepers with your enchanted diamond sword. And get this, every time you defeat a boss, you’ll be showered in golden apples and emeralds.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground city filled with treasure chests that are guarded by dancing skeletons. And if you can find the hidden portal, you’ll be transported to a land of never-ending cake and ice cream.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild adventure and experience the most awesome feeling you’ve ever had in Minecraft! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

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RegretCraftTeenz

“Youth, adolescence, Choices, consequences, Decisions, experiences, growing up, hindsight, lessons learned, Maturity, missed opportunities, MISTAKES, past, peer pressure, personal development, Rebellion, Reflection, regret, RegretCraftTeenz, Self Discovery, teenage years

Remember that time you accidentally set your neighbor’s house on fire while trying to cook a grilled cheese sandwich with a flamethrower? Yeah, we’ve all been there. But fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can relive those glory days of chaos and mayhem without any real-life consequences!

Join us for a wild ride of epic proportions as we embark on quests to find the rarest diamonds, build the most insane structures, and battle it out in epic PvP battles. Need a break from all the action? Take a dip in our lava-filled swimming pool or relax in our sauna made entirely of obsidian.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within the bowels of our server lies a secret treasure guarded by a dragon made entirely of TNT. Will you have what it takes to claim the treasure and become the ultimate Minecraft champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Just remember to keep a bucket of water handy in case things get a little too hot to handle.

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MaduroBountyHunters

arrest, Bounty, Corruption, criminal charges, Dictatorship, extradition, Government, international relations, Latin America, Maduro regime, MaduroBountyHunters, Politics, President Maduro, regime change, REWARD, sanctions, south america, united states, US, Venezuela

OMG GUYS, YOU GOTTA JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER, CUZ WE GOT $25M REWARD FOR ARRESTING VENEZUELA’S PRESIDENT MADURO! LIKE WHAT EVEN, WHO DOES THAT IN A GAME? BUT YEAH, WE’RE PRETTY MUCH LIKE THE FBI OF MINECRAFT, SO COME JOIN US AND HELP US CATCH THIS DUDE. PLUS, WE HAVE UNICORNS AND RAINBOWS AND A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH DIAMONDS. YEAH, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT, DIAMONDS! SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND LET’S CATCH THAT MADURO GUY TOGETHER! #MINECRAFTFBI #DIAMONDSAREFOREVER #UNICORNSANDRAINBOWS

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Loggers & Palmers: Eco Impact Study

Cleared, CONVERTED, Cumulative, distinct, Eco, ecological value, Environmental, environmental impacts, Impact, Impacts, Logged forests, Loggers, LOGGING, oil palm, oil palm plantations, Palmers, plantations, study, tropical forests, University of Oxford

so, liek, dis server is liek, da bomb diggity, u know? we got trees and stuff, but not just any trees, we got tropical forests, man. and we ain’t just stoppin’ there, oh no. we takin’ those forests and turnin’ ’em into oil palm plantations, cuz why not, amirite?

but wait, there’s more. dis study from some fancy schmancy University of Oxford says dat logged forests still got value, so we ain’t just clearin’ ’em out willy nilly. we keepin’ dat ecological value, yo.

so come join dis server, where we log trees and plant oil palms like there’s no tomorrow. it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me. ain’t no other server like it, dat’s for sure.

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Mystic Sky Kingdom 1.21

Characters, discussion, fan community, February 4th, Future, highlights, illustration, Interest, Kingdom, Manga, manga readers, manga series, mystic, Plot, release date, SKK Girls, SKY, speculation, Story, upcoming releases, Updates, Volume 3

Yo, broskis, this Minecraft server is like that extra illustration in a manga – totally unexpected but frickin’ awesome! Join this server if you wanna discuss manga highlights and predict where the story is headed next. Plus, Vol 3 drops on February 4th, but they suck at spreading the word, just like my mom sucks at making spaghetti. So come join the chaos and mystery, just like trying to decipher a manga plot twist after too many energy drinks. Let’s get weird!

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DadCraft Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Communication, Companionship, dad, DadCraft, DATING, Emotional support, family, Friends, Grief, Guilt, hang out, Loneliness, love, Minecraft, Parent, quality time, relationship, self-care, Server, spending time, Support, Understanding

Are you tired of your dad constantly wanting to hang out with you because he has no friends his own age? Do you want to escape the never-ending cycle of guilt trips and lonely dad vibes? Then join our Minecraft server and immerse yourself in a world where your dad can’t follow you around asking to spend time together!

On our server, you can build epic structures, mine for diamonds, and battle mobs without your dad interrupting every five minutes. Plus, you’ll meet tons of cool players your own age who are also looking to escape their clingy parents.

So say goodbye to the guilt trips and hello to the freedom of our Minecraft server. Who needs boundaries with your dad when you can have unlimited fun and adventure in the virtual world? Join now and start living your best blocky life!

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CraftyComrades

Amsterdam trip, Boundaries, Communication, CraftyComrades, creepy behavior, Friend, friendship, mental health, mental health support, Obsessive, overbearing, personal space, Red Light District, relationships, respecting boundaries, Space, Support, Time, unhealthy relationships

Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you the space and time you need away from creepy and obsessive friends? Look no further! Join our server and escape the clutches of that friend who walks around in his boxers and tries to read your texts while you sleep.

We understand the struggles of dealing with someone who blames you for their mental health issues and constantly bombards you with messages. On our server, you can build, explore, and have a good time without worrying about being guilt-tripped into constant communication.

So if you’re tired of being the unofficial therapist for your friend and just want to enjoy some blocky adventures, join our server now! Who knew escaping toxic friendships could be so fun and virtual?

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PillowKing Minecraft SMP

Bed.., bedding, bedroom decor, comfort, CUSHION, Home decor, interior design, Minecraft, pillow addiction, pillow arrangement, pillow collection, pillow dilemma, pillow heaven, pillow obsession, pillow overload, pillow paradise, pillow perfection, pillow styling, pillow talk, PillowKing, pillows, Sleep, smp

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like a magical land of pillows and beds, but not in a boring way, oh no. You gotta join this server because we have the perfect amount of pillows for every bed. Like, seriously, you won’t find a better pillow-to-bed ratio anywhere else.

And get this, the reason you should join is because we have a secret underground pillow fight club. Yeah, you heard me right. We battle it out with pillows in the dark depths of the server, it’s wild. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a legendary pillow boss that you have to defeat to become the pillow king. It’s like a mix of Minecraft and a cheesy action movie, but way more fun.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP where the pillows are plentiful and the adventures are endless. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

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Crafty2025Goals

2025, Achievements, aspirations, career advancement, Crafty2025Goals, dreams, education, family, Financial Stability, Future, goals, Happiness, health and wellness, mindfulness, motivation, personal growth, productivity, relationships, self improvement, success, travel

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old goals and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in 2025! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and maybe even a few exploding chickens (don’t worry, they’re friendly).

Our server is the only place where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas in epic gladiator matches, and even participate in a weekly dance-off competition with the Ender Dragon. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the depths of the Nether – will you be the one to find it?

So why wait? Join our server now and let’s make 2025 the craziest year in Minecraft history!

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HotCraft2024

carbon emissions, climate action, climate activism, climate change, climate crisis, climate emergency, climate science, climate solutions, climate summit, Earth’s temperature, environmental crisis, environmental policy, extreme weather events, global warming, greenhouse gases, HotCraft2024, Paris Agreement, record-breaking temperatures, renewable energy, rising sea levels, temperature records

Yo, you ever heard of a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s literally sizzling hotter than Earth in 2024? Yeah, that’s right, our server is so fire that even the Paris Agreement can’t handle it. We’re breaking records like it’s nobody’s business, just like last year when we were the hottest server in town.

Join us if you want to experience the heat of a thousand suns, battle dragons with diamond swords, and build the most epic bases you’ve ever seen. Our community is so lit, you’ll be making friends faster than Earth is warming up.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s set the world on fire together. Who needs the Paris Agreement when you’ve got us? Let’s make 2024 the year of the Minecraft revolution!

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