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Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 3386 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Animals Bred: | 173 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 5 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 11 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 5853 |
But wait, there’s more! We have a tradition where every new player must challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off before they can officially join the server. And if you ever feel lonely, just hop on our voice chat where we reenact scenes from cheesy romance movies using only Minecraft emotes.
So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt! And remember, the only acceptable reply to “I love you” on our server is “I love cake more.”