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WorkoutWarrior Minecraft SMP

Consistency, Dedication, determination, Exercise, FITNESS, fitness journey, goal-setting, health, healthy habits, lifestyle change, mental strength, Minecraft, motivation, perseverance, physical activity, positive mindset, progress tracking, self-care, self-discipline, smp, working out, workout routine, WorkoutWarrior

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7857
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Are you tired of being a potato couch in Minecraft? Join our SMP and get those blocky muscles pumping! Our server is so intense, the mobs are doing push-ups just to keep up with the action. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular gym bro here, spotting players as they lift their diamond swords. So if you want to level up your fitness game and have a laugh while doing it, come join us!

RespawnRageQuit

bad habits, behavior patterns, breaking promises, inner struggle, lack of discipline, personal growth, repeating mistakes, RespawnRageQuit, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, Self Motivation, self reflection, self-control, self-discipline, self-management, self-regulation, self-restraint, temptation, Willpower

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	7045
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a land of insanity!

Join us if you want to ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you want to build a house made entirely out of TNT (just make sure you have a fire extinguisher handy).

But beware, once you join our server, you may find yourself unable to resist the temptation to do it again and again. So what are you waiting for? Join now and embrace the madness!

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

CraftyCommies, Defense, Diplomacy, global politics, international relations, iran, Iranian president, Meetings, MIDDLE EAST, military ties, Minecraft, Politics, putin, russia, security alliance, security chief, security cooperation, security council, security forces, Server, strategic partnership, Tehran, world leaders

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6190
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Endless Night Skies:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Villages Defended:	12
Dragons Tamed:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Meteorites Collected:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7

so, liek, u kno how u always wanted to be a secret agent spy but ur mom said no cuz u gotta finish ur homework first? well, dis server is ur chance to live out ur spy dreams without gettin grounded!

join us and be part of da most top secret spy agency in all of minecraft! we got missions to complete, enemies to defeat, and secrets to uncover. u will feel like james bond mixed with batman mixed with a lil bit of spongebob.

we even got a secret hideout in a volcano where u can chill with ur spy buddies and plan ur next big mission. plus, we got a bunch of cool gadgets like spy cameras, invisibility cloaks, and exploding chickens (don’t ask how they work, just trust us).

so if u wanna be a super cool spy and save the world from evil masterminds, join us now! cuz remember, the fate of minecraft is in ur hands. oh, and also we have really good snacks at our spy parties. just sayin’.

TrudeauCraft: Montreal Mayhem

Campaign, Canada, Canadian politics, Challenges, Defeat, election, electoral loss, Government, justin trudeau, leadership, Liberal party, MAYHEM, Montreal, Montreal election, opposition, Party, political pressure, political turmoil, PRESSURE, prime minister, TrudeauCraft, voter dissatisfaction

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	8494
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Emeralds Found:	2616
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5

so like, u know how Justin Trudeau is like, the prime minister of Canada or whatever? well, he’s like totally freaking out cuz his party just lost the election in Montreal! like, can you even imagine the drama? 😂

come join our minecraft server and escape all the political chaos! build ur own little world where u can be the ruler and no one can vote u out! plus, we have this super cool mini-game where u can pretend to be a politician and try to win over the villagers with ur promises of free diamonds and enchanted weapons!

don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let’s see if u can do a better job at running a city than Justin Trudeau! 🤣🏰💎

BlockParty: Miner Misfits & Friends

academic discourse, academic research, academic studies, blockparty, comparisons, controversial terminology, empirically unsupported, Ethics, Friends, Lgbt, marginalized communities, miner, minor attracted persons, misfits, online communities, online paedophile groups, paedophiles, Psychology, research, sexual attraction, sexual orientation, Social Science, stigma, term usage

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	7935
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	965	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthing, dis server is da bomb diggity, u know why? cuz we got a whole bunch of minor attracted persons up in here! yep, u heard me right, we got all da MAPs runnin around, makin friends, building stuff, and just havin a grand old time.

u might be thinkin, “wait, isn’t dat kinda weird?” but let me tell u, it’s all good in da hood. these MAPs are just misunderstood souls lookin for a place to call home. and let me tell u, dey sure know how to build a mean castle in minecraft.

plus, we got researchers studyin dem MAPs, makin all kinds of crazy comparisons between dem and da LGBT community. it’s like a whole new world of research goin on right here in dis minecraft server.

so, if u wanna join a server dat’s out of dis world, full of adventure, and maybe even a little controversy, den dis is da place for u. come on in and join da fun!

🔥IndUpgrade⚡️NEW INDUSTRIAL🔥WIPE 18.08 Minecraft server

BuildCraft, cars, Dayz, discovery, Divine RPG, Doors, Draconic Evolution, FANTASY, Flan’s, Forestry, Galacticraft, GregTech, GTA, HiTech, IndUpgrade, Industrial, Industrial Craft, innovation, liquid matter, lord of the rings, lucky block, Magic, magic ingredients, Masterpieces, Millenaire, minecraft server, Minez, Mo’ Creatures, morph, neutron particle generators, opportunity, Pixelmon, quantum technologies, RailCraft, RedPower, Science, Smart Moving, solid matter, spectral technologies, Stalker, Star Wars, Technology, Thaumcraft, Twilight Forest, weapons, wipe, world, zombie apocalypse

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	4228
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Emeralds Found:	7646	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Dimension Hops:	0

? This word, “technology”… what could be better? They turn into a real kaleidoscope of fantasy and possibilities. Here, neutron particle generators not only “are”, but like magic torches illuminate the path into the depths of science and fantasy. Solid matter and liquid matter melt in the player’s hands like magic ingredients, allowing you to create incredible masterpieces.

Quantum and spectral technologies become real magic, opening doors to unimaginable possibilities for the player. Here, every technological discovery is like a magic key that unlocks new doors to the world of innovation and opportunity.

The Random Candy Minecraft Server

Andy, candy, candy man, cover, longs, Minecraft, Miracle, Mixes, Pew, Random, Server, sprinkle, world taste good

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	8326
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Emeralds Found:	2570
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old stuff? Well, come on down to our server where the candy man can make all your wildest dreams come true!

Join us for a world filled with r̶̻̗̥̊̆͗̈́͋̈́́͛̕͘a̸̡̨̗̘̜̳̖͙̗̭͈̐́̿̉̿̐̈́͆̾̋̈́͝ͅͅn̸̡̧̪̬̰̜̳̬̞̟̥̤̩̘̆̑̀̈́̾̏͑̅ͅd̷̡̘͙͚͈̜̞̥̤͍̥̻͖̫̔̃͗̓́̃̽̌̏̉̕ͅͅm̷̭̱͉̼̓̎̓͆͆̀́̓̈́͜͠͠͝Sprinkle it with P̵̧̤̱̤͍̙̬̖̪͔͎̪̝̈́̓̓̑͘͜͠ͅē̷͕̠͎͎̃͌̒͝w̷̦̾̌Cover it like Ȁ̷̡̦̱̻͎͓͔̫̟̟̰̳̜̎̽̓̓̓̓͘̕͜n̴̛̫͎͕͇̣̞͋̑̾̔̄̒̉̈͑̈́́́̀́̊͠ḑ̵̗̬̘̤͍̯̭̋͆̋͘ỳ̶̠͎̼̪̘̬̇̾̽̊̑̿ and a miracle or two!

The candy man can because he mixes it with l̸̢̡͕͍͈̼̺̹̭͖̊̑́̊̃̀̊͌͂̃o̴̘̣͙͉̬̭̠̮͎̗̹͈̟̠͍͐́̊̈̈́̓̕͝g̸͉͎̥͓͖͋͊̽͊͑̓̀͐̆̽́͑̒s̵̫̫̣̠͚͇̻̠̼̓̈̓̈́͜͝! So what are you waiting for? Come taste the sweetness of our server and let the candy man show you a world like no other!

Make America Great Again Minecraft SMP

2024 election, America, Campaign, coin design, CONSERVATIVE, donald trump, election conclusion, Future, Government, Great, leadership, MAGA, Minecraft, Political, Presidency, president, re-election, reinstated, REPUBLICAN, smp, speculation, trump, united states

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8176
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Farms Harvested:	765	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride where anything can happen, including Donald Trump being reinstated as president of the United States in 2024! Who knew Minecraft could predict the future? So come join us and see what other crazy shenanigans await you on our server. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic adventure!

BlockyBetrayalBonanza

BETRAYAL, BlockyBetrayalBonanza, Communication, Conflict, Dilemma, ethical dilemma, ex boyfriend, friendship, friendship advice, friendship boundaries, Friendship Dynamics, friendship support, gossip, Honesty, loyalty, loyalty to friends, moral dilemma, relationships, Secrets, Trust, vacation

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3933
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Divine Spears Created:	23	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Star Shards Collected:	204
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like never before! Join us for a wild ride filled with betrayal, secrets, and scandalous affairs – just like in the real world, but blockier!

Picture this: your friend Josie just broke up with her ex and went on vacation to get away from it all. Little did she know, her so-called friend Rebecca was busy cozying up to her ex behind her back. It’s like a soap opera, but with pixelated characters!

When Rebecca spilled the beans to you over the phone, you were left speechless. Should you tell Josie and ruin her vacation, or wait until she’s back to drop the bombshell? The stakes are high, the tension is palpable – it’s like a choose-your-own-adventure game, but with more drama and less dragons.

So why wait? Join our server now and immerse yourself in a world where friendships are tested, secrets are revealed, and alliances are formed and broken in the blink of an eye. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama at your fingertips? Join us today and let the chaos begin!

TransformerManiac Minecraft SMP

action figures, alien technology, Autobots, Battle for Earth, Bumblebee, childhood toys, Cybertron, Decepticons, Megatron, Minecraft, more than meets the eye, Optimus Prime, Robot Warriors, Robots in Action, robots in disguise, Sci Fi, smp, The Last Knight, Transform and Roll Out, Transformer, TransformerManiac, transformers universe, Transforming Robots

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	9079
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Meteorites Collected:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where you can be anything you want, even a Transformer! That’s right, forget about being a boring old Steve or Alex, now you can transform into a badass robot and wreak havoc on the server.

Imagine rolling up to someone’s base in your sleek Transformer form, ready to unleash chaos and destruction. Or teaming up with your fellow Transformers to take on epic boss battles and conquer the server together. The possibilities are endless!

So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and unleash your inner Transformer. Trust us, you won’t regret it.