| Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 5200 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Votes: | 2660 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 18 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 5 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 9379 |
| Alien Abductions: | 3 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 39 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 3 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 12 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
==TokyoCity== Samurai Vanilla is a pirate survival server without mods!
49.12.223.75:10815
| Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 2782 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 22 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 6 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 16 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 13 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 |
areustupid.ddns.net:25248
| Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 5570 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 23 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 20 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 41 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
Join us and build your own fortress with hidden compartments, trapdoors, and secret tunnels to keep your porn backup safe and sound. Who knew protecting your stash could be so fun and adventurous? Plus, with our vibrant community of players, you’ll never have a dull moment as you defend your digital treasures from all who dare to steal them.
So come on over to our server and start hiding your USB drives like a pro. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back – your secret hiding spots may just become legendary tales whispered among players for generations to come.
| Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 6031 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 155 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 6 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 8 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 12 |
| Alien Abductions: | 2 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Emeralds Found: | 3629 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves face to face with a giant chicken riding a pig. Yes, you heard that right. The chicken was wielding a diamond sword and challenging all players to a duel. It was chaos, but oh so entertaining!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs. Imagine dancing to the beat while dodging explosive dance moves – talk about a party to remember!
And if that’s not convincing enough, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to fly for five minutes. Who wouldn’t want to soar through the skies like a majestic eagle?
So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what other wild adventures await you in our crazy world!
| Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 6840 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 16 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Vanishing Items Found: | 3 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4386 |
Join us for a wild adventure where you won’t have to worry about making coffee for lazy hosts or dividing up the cost of virtual groceries. Our server is clutter-free and full of exciting challenges that will keep you entertained for hours on end.
So come on over and leave the real world behind – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be dividing is your time between mining for diamonds and battling creepers. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with ungrateful hosts and dirty dishes.
| Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 3631 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 4 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
Our server is the perfect place to unleash your creativity and build your own empire, without any pesky siblings stealing your hard-earned resources. Plus, we have special quests and challenges that will keep you entertained for hours on end.
So why wait? Join us now and leave all your family drama behind. Who needs 50K EUR when you can have unlimited diamonds and gold in Minecraft? It’s time to show your family who the real boss is in the world of blocks!
| Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 5573 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 | Epic Battles Fought: | 12 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 39 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 2 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
rumor has it that the gold was actually transferred abroad by a sneaky player who wanted to keep it all for themselves. but we won’t tell you who it was, you have to figure it out on your own!
if you find all the gold, you’ll become the richest player in the game and everyone will bow down to your epic minecraft skills. but be careful, there are traps and challenges along the way that will test your bravery and cunning.
so what are you waiting for? come join our server and embark on the craziest treasure hunt of your life! who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the mystery of Argentina’s gold along the way.
| Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 9789 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 15 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 61 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 35 | Wilderness Tamed: | 17 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
And, get this, we have a secret underground lair where you can fight off zombie llamas with laser eyes. Plus, we have a disco party every night with DJ Villager spinning sick beats.
But wait, there’s more! We have a quest where you have to rescue a princess from a herd of evil sheep. And if you beat the quest, you get a pet panda that farts diamonds.
So, like, why wouldn’t you join this server? It’s, like, the craziest, most epic Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. Trust me, bro, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride.
| Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 3575 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 14 |
| Emeralds Found: | 7269 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Runes Activated: | 3 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 |
imagine building a castle made entirely out of sauerkraut blocks, or battling other players with sauerkraut swords! the possibilities are endless on our sauerkraut-filled server.
not convinced yet? well, let me tell u a little secret – our server is actually run by sauerkraut-loving aliens who have come to earth to spread the joy of fermented cabbage to all minecraft players. join us and be a part of the sauerkraut revolution!
so what are u waiting for? come join us on the most sauerkraut-tastic minecraft server in the universe! trust me, u won’t regret it.
| Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 9750 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 | Treasure Maps Found: | 2 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 8 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 10 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Epic Quests Completed: | 6 |
