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UglyCraft: Where even German women look beautiful!

Allies, America, Beautiful, beauty standards, Bitches, body shaming, Disgusting, German, german women, germany, Hideous, hot women, obese, old hags, physical appearance, Stereotypes, tight young beauties, Ugly, UglyCraft, vile whales, war aftermath, Women, ww2

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7140
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Towns Built:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the players are as hot as lava and the adventures are as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us if you want to escape the horrors of a world where hideous creatures roam free, like those vile whales from the depths of the ocean.

Our server is like a post-WW2 paradise, where the allies have taken all the hot women and left us with only the most disgusting, obese old hags. But fear not, for on our server, you will find only tight young beauties ready to conquer the blocky world with you.

So come on, join us and let’s build a world where beauty reigns supreme and adventures never end!

Dad’s Six Kids Minecraft Server

benefit, children, dad, Dads, decision, determined, Economy, education, family, Future, growth, humor, Inheritance, italy, Kids, Legacy, Minecraft, opportunity, parenting, Plan, Server, success, trend, Unstoppable

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	3312
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we encourage you to join because Italy’s trending economy is waiting for you! Why settle for just sending your kids there when you can build your own virtual empire right here? Plus, who wouldn’t want to hang out with a player who’s planning on having six kids just like their dad? The more, the merrier, right? Join now and let’s create our own hilarious Italian Minecraft dynasty together!

Zombie Queen’s Respawn: The Ultimate Minecraft Adventure!

Accountability, Adventure, Arrogant, Backlash, COMEBACK, Community, criticism, demand for change, Disappointment, Expectations, Fans, hololive, internet culture, Minecraft, online entertainment, Prideful, QUEENS, respawn, Retribution, self-centered, streaming, teach a lesson, Ultimate, virtual idols, zombie

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1714
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Dimension Hops:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Mythical Swords Crafted:	59
Divine Spears Created:	11	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we take on the mighty Hololive and show them who’s boss! 🤣

Are you tired of their overinflated egos and constant bragging? Join us and help put them in their place!

Our server is filled with epic quests where you can defeat virtual idols and earn rare loot. Who needs Hololive when you can be the real star of the show?

But beware, Hololive won’t go down without a fight. Get ready for intense battles and dramatic showdowns as you prove that you are the true minecraft idol.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and show Hololive who’s boss in the most hilarious way possible! 😂

Minecraft Mayhem Madness

0/10 gameplay, avoid at all costs, avoid this game, Awful, DISAPPOINTING, frustrating, Garbage, madness, MAYHEM, Minecraft, not recommended, not worth playing, not worth the hype, Overrated, poorly made, regret buying, terrible controls, terrible design, Unplayable, Waste of Money, Waste of time, worst game, worst game ever

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	2813
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Mines Excavated:	1219
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	29

Welcome to the Worst Minecraft Server of All Time! This server is so bad, it’s actually good. With stunningly terrible gameplay that will leave you questioning your life choices, this server is a must-join for anyone looking for a truly unique Minecraft experience.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that the creator of this server was actually a disgruntled redditor who wanted to troll all the man children out there. And boy, did they succeed! The gameplay is so mind-numbingly awful that it will make you question why you ever started playing Minecraft in the first place.

But wait, there’s more! This server is also rumored to have been made by a group of faggots who just wanted to watch the world burn. And burn it will, as you navigate through glitchy landscapes and encounter bizarre creatures that will haunt your dreams.

So, if you’re looking for a server that will make you legit sick with its terrible gameplay and questionable design choices, look no further than the Worst Minecraft Server of All Time. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (in the worst way possible).

Chud Fact Checkers: Minecraft Edition

Ade, apnews, Checkers, Chud, chuds, conspiracy theories, critical thinking, Debunked, Disinformation, Edition, evidence based, fact, fact check, fact-checking, fake news, false claims, health, infertility, Minecraft, Misinformation, pilpul, Propaganda, Science, vaccine, VAIDS

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	3030
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Divine Spears Created:	18	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than this insane server that will have you laughing, crying, and screaming all at the same time!

Join now to experience the unbelievable world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the moonwalk. Our server is so wild that even the ADE, infertility, VAIDS conspiracy theories seem tame in comparison.

But wait, there’s more! Our fact-checking system is so atrocious that you’ll be questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. And don’t even get us started on the captcha challenges – you’ll be scratching your head for days trying to figure them out.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown on this mind-bending Minecraft server. Just remember to buckle up, because it’s going to be a wild ride!

Dragon’s Dogma Minecraft Madness

Archiver, augments, capcom, character creator, core skills, Cycle, ddg, Dogma, Dragon’s Dogma 1 OP., Dragon’s Dogma General, dragons, madness, Minecraft, pastebin, patch notes, pawn, Pawn Sheet, pawns, Skills, Steam page, Succubus Edition, survey, Thread, Wiki

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	8442
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3813	Divine Spears Created:	25
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can unleash your inner Succubus and conquer the virtual world! Official Capcom survey? We don’t need that, we make our own rules here. Patch notes? Who needs those when you can create your own epic adventures. Want to create your own character like a boss? Check out our Pawn/character creator archiver and get ready to slay some dragons.

Skills, core skills, augments, and more are all waiting for you on our server. Do you want your pawn hired? Of course you do, so jump in and show off your skills. Need some tips? Our Wiki has got you covered.

Join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination. Who needs Dragon’s Dogma 2 when you can create your own epic story on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let the madness begin!

Blocky Butt Kicking Adventure

addiction, Adventure, Alluring, aroma, attractive, bad habit, blocky, butt, cigarettes, Dangerous, desire, fetish, Girls, hot, Irresistible, kicking, pheromones, Provocative, seductive, Sensual, Sexy, smoking, taboo, temptation

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7753
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Votes:	8128
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Mines Excavated:	1219	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the smoking girls are so hot that even the creepers stop in their tracks to admire them. The smell of good cigs is like pheromones to us, drawing players in from all corners of the blocky world.

Join us for a chance to mine diamonds with a squad of chain-smoking Endermen, who will trade you rare items in exchange for a pack of Marlboros. Build your own cigarette factory in the Nether, where the lava flows like a never-ending ashtray.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. The mobs here have all picked up the habit, and you may find yourself facing off against a group of zombie pigmen puffing on cigars or a skeleton shooting flaming arrows while taking a smoke break.

So come on down to our server and experience the smoky goodness for yourself. Just remember to bring your own pack of smokes, because in this world, cigarettes are the currency of choice.

CraftyRedditors Minecraft Madness

ANNOY, ANNOYING, AskReddit, Community, CraftyRedditors, discussion, Friend, funny, humor, internet, madness, memes, Minecraft, Online Community, online forums, Pet Peeves, questions, reddit, reddit community, reddit users, shitposts, social media, trolling

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4941
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Zombie Dances:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Animals Bred:	122
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the shitposts are so outrageous they’ll make you question reality itself. Our community is full of memelords who will keep you entertained for hours on end with their ridiculous antics.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling derpy creepers who can’t seem to walk straight, or if you want to build a house made entirely of memes. Our server is the only place where you can ride a llama wearing sunglasses into battle against a dabbing Ender Dragon.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond pickaxe of infinite memes, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn any block into a dancing meme. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

HomerlessCraft

athletes, ballparks, baseball, Batting, Competition, dingers, games, grand slams, Hitting, home runs, HomerlessCraft, MLB, no homers, Players, power hitters, Records, s/furno homers, sluggers, sports, statistics, Teams

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	475
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Void Armor Forged:	17	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some INSANE reasons:

– Our server is run by a team of ALIENS who have mastered the art of Minecraft and are here to guide you on your journey to greatness. – We have a secret underground base filled with DIAMONDS and GOLD that you can only access if you defeat the DRAGON in a dance-off. – Our community is made up of WIZARDS, UNICORNS, and even a few LEPRECHAUNS who are always down for a good time. – Every month, we host a PIG RACING competition where the winner gets a lifetime supply of ENCHANTED GOLDEN APPLES. – And last but not least, our server is powered by MAGIC and FAIRY DUST, making it the most ENCHANTING place to play Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Blocky McPhenotype

biology, blocky, Dna, Genealogy, genetic analysis, genetic code, genetic counseling, genetic disorders, genetic engineering, genetic expression, genetic information, genetic markers, genetic mutation, genetic testing, genetic traits, genetic variation, genetics, heredity, McPhenotype, phenotype, research, Science

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2003
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Villages Defended:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most phenomenal way possible!

Join our server and experience a whole new level of craziness. Want to ride a pig while shooting flaming arrows at creepers? Done. How about building a roller coaster that goes through the Nether? Easy peasy. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away.

But wait, there’s more! We have custom skins and textures that will make your character look like a celebrity on the red carpet. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing non-stop.

So why wait? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples. It’s all possible on our server!