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NoThirdWheel Minecraft Server

ANNOYING, Babysitting, bowling, Cinema, cousin, Dates.., family, Food, Friends, Girlfriend, interests, Inviting, Minecraft, NoThirdWheel, okay, partner, Plans, refusing, separate plans, Server, spending time, UNFAIR, wrong

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5307
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	28
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Votes:	3955

Are you tired of your Minecraft adventures turning into a family reunion? Join our server and escape the cousin invasion! We promise no more surprise guests crashing your mining sessions or building competitions. Say goodbye to awkward family dynamics in the virtual world and hello to uninterrupted gameplay!

Our server is the perfect place to escape the cousin chaos and focus on building your dream world. No more third-wheeling with your girlfriend and her cousin, it’s time to reclaim your Minecraft independence! Join us now and experience the freedom of gaming without unwanted family members tagging along.

Don’t let your Minecraft experience be hijacked by family drama. Join our server and say goodbye to cousin interference once and for all! It’s time to take back control of your virtual adventures and build without boundaries. Say no to cousin invites and yes to epic gaming moments on our server!

PediQueenCraft

17M, 18F, age gap, Birth, Boundaries, Communication, consent, generational differences, Girlfriend, Healthcare, inspection, medical examination, misunderstanding, older female pediatrician, pediatrician, PediQueenCraft, private parts, professional setting, relationship, Respect, Trust

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7870
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Zombie Dances:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Emeralds Found:	9080

Are you tired of dealing with drama in your real life relationships? Join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is between players fighting over who gets the last diamond block! We don’t care if your pediatrician is checking out your pixels, as long as you’re building epic structures and having a blast. So come join us and leave the real world drama behind! And who knows, maybe you’ll find love with a creeper instead!

CraftyCreeperz

awful names, bad names, bizarre names, CraftyCreeperz, cringeworthy names, funny names, names that make you cringe, names that make you laugh, names that make you shake your head, names to avoid, names to cringe at, names to forget, names to never use, naming disasters, naming fails, naming mistakes, ridiculous names, strange names, terrible names, unusual names, worst names

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	7472
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Towns Built:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Have you ever heard of a server so epic, so legendary, that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on? Well, look no further because our server is so bad, even the creepers are afraid to blow up here! Join us if you dare, and prepare to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves face to face with a pack of zombie pigmen riding on top of flying chickens. And that was just the beginning! Our server is filled with insane mobs, epic quests, and hidden treasures that will blow your mind.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the bowels of our server lies a secret dungeon guarded by a dragon made entirely out of diamonds. And if you manage to defeat this diamond dragon, you will be rewarded with a never-ending supply of enchanted golden apples and a pet unicorn that farts rainbows.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible. Just remember, once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. Good luck, brave adventurer, you’re gonna need it!

BlockyBrexitTrading

BlockyBrexitTrading, border control, brexit, Britain, Business, customs, economic impact, Economy, Europe, european union, Exports, Imports, international trade, market access, negotiations, Politics, regulations, supply chain, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8102
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Void Armor Forged:	14	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	61	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

so like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, so lit, you gotta join ASAP! like, the reason why you should join is cuz like, Brexit is totally messing up Britain’s trade with Europe, but on this server, you can trade with anyone from anywhere without any issues! it’s like a virtual escape from all the Brexit drama, ya know? plus, there’s this legend that if you join the server, you’ll find a secret portal that leads to a land of unlimited diamonds and rare items! like, who wouldn’t want that, amirite? so come join the fun and escape the Brexit madness, you won’t regret it! 🤣🤪🎮 #minecraftmadness #Brexitwho?

Green Orgasm Glow

GLOW, Green.., orgasm

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	2353
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Crops Grown:	8684	Runes Activated:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4

come join our minecraft server and find out! we have a special plugin that turns your character bright green every time you reach the peak of pleasure in the game. imagine battling mobs or building your dream castle while glowing like a radioactive pickle. it’s a wild ride, my friend.

not only that, but we also have a secret underground society of green-skinned players who have formed a cult around this phenomenon. they believe that the green glow grants them special powers and they hold rituals in the dark corners of the server. will you join them or fight against their green tyranny?

if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that can only be found by those who are green. it’s said to be a stash of diamonds so large that it could make you the richest player on the server. but beware, the green glow attracts all sorts of attention, both good and bad.

so come on, join us on our crazy, green-tinged adventure and see what kind of mischief you can get up to. who knows, you might just become a legend in our wacky world.

Primordial Black Hole Detectives

Black, Dark Matter, detectable shifts, DETECTIVES, EXPLAIN, Hole, hypothetical objects, long tail tags, Methods, methods to spot primordial black holes, planetary orbits, PRESENCE, primordial, Primordial black holes, propose, researchers, spot, Tiny, Universe, universe’s dark matter

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	7111
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Players Killed by Monsters:	924
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Runes Activated:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7997	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

lol u gotta join our server cuz we got primordial black holes, like wut even is that? but they could be the key to all the dark matter in the universe, so like, come help us figure it out! plus, the shifts in planetary orbits are gonna be wild, like a rollercoaster ride but in space! join now and be a part of the most mind-blowing research ever in Minecraft history!

CristLand

CristLand, Cross-Play, MCMMO, Minecraft, MONEY, Prize, Server, Survival, Voting

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5230
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Enjoy a prize after voting for our server, a lot of money is waiting for you, what are you waiting for? Vote now.

172.93.110.224

Janitor’s Closet SMP: Where cleaning up after griefers is part of the roleplay! LGBTQ+ janitors welcome

Brewery, cleaning, CLOSET, combatlog, Community, Deadchest, Dynmap, Events, Griefers, Janitors, LGBTQ, Lore, part, Roleplay, Sethome, SimpleVC, smp

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8908
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Buildings Constructed:	22	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Towns Built:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Overview
We are a worldbuilding/roleplay based SMP! We want to give players a fun atmosphere where you can make your own culture, nation, story, and impact! We don’t necessarily follow a build theme, places can be of whatever era, genre, or style in their builds! We like it that way to be unique, as well as encouraging all sorts of story-building and roleplay! While we think it’s awesome that people can make their own religions and cultures and stuff, don’t forget that there’s always someone you can join! Lastly, we like to hold fun events! These events vary from being lore-related to in-game fun, and you can also host these events once you have an idea and all!

Overview

We are a worldbuilding/roleplay based SMP! We want to give players a fun atmosphere where you can make your own culture, nation, story, and impact!

We don’t necessarily follow a build theme, places can be of whatever era, genre, or style in their builds! We like it that way to be unique, as well as encouraging all sorts of story-building and roleplay!

While we think it’s awesome that people can make their own religions and cultures and stuff, don’t forget that there’s always someone you can join!

Lastly, we like to hold fun events! These events vary from being lore-related to in-game fun, and you can also host these events once you have an idea and all!

FAQ
Do I have to follow a specific build theme? No, we encourage players to build in any era, genre, or style they prefer. Is joining the Discord required? Yes, joining our Discord is required as we use it for communication, organization, and filtering out any bad actors. What kind of events do you host? Our events vary from lore-related activities to in-game fun. Players can also host their own events once approved. What are some of the plugins you use? Dynmap SimpleVC SetHome Deadchest CombatLog Brewery Others

FAQ

Do I have to follow a specific build theme?

No, we encourage players to build in any era, genre, or style they prefer.

Is joining the Discord required?

Yes, joining our Discord is required as we use it for communication, organization, and filtering out any bad actors.

What kind of events do you host?

Our events vary from lore-related activities to in-game fun. Players can also host their own events once approved.

What are some of the plugins you use?

Dynmap
SimpleVC
SetHome
Deadchest
CombatLog
Brewery
Others

StagCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

3D maps, Artbook rips, Beta, bethesda, Bounty hunting missions, Character Builder, Customizable difficulty, dlc, doom mod, Minecraft, mod support, NG+, patch notes, REV-8 vehicles, Server, Shattered Space, ship decorations, space music, StagCraft, starfield, Todd interview, Ultimate, update, Vehicle, Xbox Gamescom 2024

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1823
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Villages Defended:	18
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s out of this world? Join our server, where the sky’s the limit…literally!

Embark on a journey through Shattered Space, where you can explore new planets, build your own starborn ship, and even engage in epic space battles.

But that’s not all – we’ve got customizable difficulty settings, 3D maps, ship decorations, bounty hunting missions, and even a vehicle to cruise around in style.

Plus, with official mod support, the possibilities are endless. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s blast off into adventure together!

> GORRISTER! Minecraft SMP

GORRISTER, long tail tags, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7748
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Animals Bred:	79
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our fearless leader, Gorrister.

Legend has it that Gorrister once tamed a pack of wild creepers and rode them into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen. He emerged victorious, covered in slime and glory. If you join our SMP, you too can witness such epic feats of bravery and insanity!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest of rare mobs, including the elusive rainbow sheep that poops out diamonds. Yes, you heard that right. Diamonds. From a sheep’s butt.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure and become a part of the legend of Gorrister! Just watch out for those diamond-pooping sheep…they’re a force to be reckoned with.