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KangarooCraft: Where even the creepers are more polite than that guy

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	1338
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	New Chunks Explored:	883302
Void Gems Collected:	14	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this news story? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you forget about real-life drama. Join us for a chance to stab creepers instead of innocent people. Our community is so inclusive, even zombies are welcome! Plus, we have a strict “no stabbing” policy, so you can unleash your frustrations in a safe and pixelated environment. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let’s make some virtual memories together!

TrannyCraft: Where even the creepiest encounters can lead to epic adventures!

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3524
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Magic Items Found:	2234	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Secret Passages Found:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Potions Brewed:	26

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time filled with unexpected twists and turns! You never know who you might meet, like a shape-shifting unicorn or a talking cactus. Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret underground disco party where you can dance with skeletons and creepers. Don’t miss out on all the wacky adventures waiting for you – come join us today!

HagueCraft: Where International Justice Meets Pixelated Adventure!

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	1641
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	192	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

What if I told you that on our Minecraft server, we have a special event where we bring in famous historical figures and make them duke it out in epic battles? Imagine watching these two dudes, one with a crazy mustache and the other with a funny haircut, fighting to the death in pixelated glory. Join our server and witness the madness unfold as we recreate history in the most ridiculous way possible. Who will come out on top? Only one way to find out – join us now!

Yen Erased LOLcraft: Where Billions Disappear in Pixels

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4873
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the craziest events that will make you question reality itself!

Join us and witness the epic battle between the BoJ (Bank of Japan) and the evil market caps Anycolor and Cover. Billions of Yen are at stake and only you can help save the day!

But beware, the BoJ is not to be underestimated. They have the power to erase entire market caps with just a snap of their fingers. Will you be able to stop them and restore balance to the Minecraft economy?

Join now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who knew virtual currency could be so dramatic?

Lucy’s Lava Adventure: Where Moms and Mobs Mix!

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	7192
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Potions Brewed:	157
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Star Shards Collected:	191	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride of emotions! Join us and experience the intense drama and twists that will leave you crying like Lucy when she found out the truth about her parents.

Our server is so good, it’s like a video game adapted into a TV show, but even better than The Last of Us! You won’t believe how intense and thrilling it is to play here. And don’t worry, we’re not paid shills like IGN, we just provide the best Minecraft experience out there.

So come join us and let’s have a serious discussion about our server, no meme posting allowed! It’s like replaying Fallout 3, but with even more excitement and fun. Don’t miss out on the best Minecraft server you’ll ever play on!

Crafting Chaos: Where Even Creepers Can Cast Their Ballots

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5002
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Towns Built:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as politics? Look no further than our server, where we have separate measures for Ukraine, Israel, Taiwan, and even the Wall!

Join us and witness Israel getting 100% support from our players – trust us, it’s a sight to see. Ukraine might pass with only Dem votes, but that’s just how we roll. And don’t even get us started on Taiwan…seriously, what the heck is going on there?

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as chaotic and entertaining as global politics, come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

Blocky Bants: The ‘Aspergers’ Server – Where Creeper Social Skills are Optional!

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8786
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension Hops:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Divine Spears Created:	30
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the only requirement is having assburgers – yes, you heard that right!

Imagine a server where face blindness is a superpower, where medication side effects are just part of the game, and where quitting meds cold turkey is a strategy for success. Our server is so wild, you’ll be crying tears of joy (and maybe uncontrollable crying spells too)!

Forget about building structures and mining for resources, on our server, the real challenge is navigating through withdrawal side effects and brain zaps. And don’t worry about your energy levels, because we guarantee you’ll have enough to eat again (after not eating for 5 days, of course).

So come join us on the most insane Minecraft server out there, where American doctors are the real villains and antipsychotics are the ultimate boss battle. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before!

SneedCraft: Where every block is a Sneed and every creeper is a Sneed too

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2393
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where everything is as chaotic as a Drawthread featuring Sneed! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own Sneed-themed world, complete with Sneed statues, Sneed houses, and even a Sneed rollercoaster!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can participate in epic Sneed battles where you fight off hordes of evil Sneed clones trying to take over your land. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Sneed, rumored to grant its owner unlimited power and riches.

So why wait? Join our server now and become a part of the wacky world of Sneed! Just remember, on this server, the only rule is to always scream “SNEED” at the top of your lungs before engaging in any activity. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some Sneed-tastic fun!

Crafty Cuties: Pakistani Edition

1. Pakistani girls, activism, adventure 20. Friendship, AMBITION, beauty 4. Fashion, Community, Crafty, cuisine, Cuties, dance 15. Food, Desi, Edition, empowerment, equality 6. Diversity, Exploration, family 10. Career, Festivals, flavors 16. Celebrations, girls 2. South Asian, heritage 7. Feminism, holidays 17. History, honor 12. Religion, Identity, Islam, Marriage, Music, Muslim 13. Independence, Origins, Pakistani, progress 8. Society, Punjabi 19. Travel, resilience 14. Art, Respect, roots 18. Language, Sisterhood, solidarity, strength, Style, success 11. Modesty, tradition, trends 5. Education, Urdu, values 9. Relationships, women 3. Culture

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5712
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4279	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Void Gems Collected:	32
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Potions Brewed:	140

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with the same old generic themes? Well, look no further because our server is filled with Pakistani girls who are ready to show you their building skills and slay some creepers with their mad PvP skills!

Join our server for a chance to team up with these fierce Pakistani girls and take on epic quests like finding the legendary diamond sword of Jinnah or battling the evil Enderdragon who stole all the biryani!

But that’s not all, our server also has a secret underground maze filled with hidden treasures and traps that only the bravest Pakistani girls can conquer. So if you’re looking for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience, come join us and let the Pakistani girls show you how it’s done!

SoulSuckingCraft: Where Your Souls Are Safer Than Lost in Lost Bastille!

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6168
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Buildings Constructed:	12
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Are you tired of losing souls in Dark Souls and ready for a change? Join our Minecraft server where you can’t lose souls because, well, there are no souls to lose! Instead, you can build your own castle in the sky and watch as creepers try to blow it up (spoiler alert: they will fail miserably). Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. So say goodbye to lost souls and hello to endless fun on our Minecraft server!