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PrisonCraft16: Putin’s Cellmate

16 years old, Abuse, activism, Beaten, cellmate, detention, freedom of speech, HUMAN RIGHTS, Imprisonment, injustice, Justice, Legal System, political prisoner, political repression, prison conditions, PrisonCraft16, protest, Putins, russia, teenager, youth activism, youth rights

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	5742
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Dragons Tamed:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Buildings Constructed:	21	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like being locked up in a Russian prison, except you get beaten by your cellmate… in Minecraft! Join now to experience the thrill of being Russia’s youngest political prisoner at the age of 16. Who needs freedom when you can have a cellmate who beats you in a virtual world? It’s like a twisted version of the Hunger Games, but with blocks and creepers. So come on, join the madness and see if you can survive the brutality of this insane Minecraft server. Just watch out for those pesky cellmates with a grudge!

ZapStitch – Lightning Fast Healing

animal study, electrical charge, electrical sutures, Fast, healing, healing wounds, healthcare advancement, innovative treatment, Lightning, medical breakthrough, Medical research, medical technology, Rats, reduced, speed up, study, Surgical Innovation, surgical stitches, tissue regeneration, traditional sutures, wound area, wound care, wound healing, ZapStitch

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	6716
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Farms Harvested:	479	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	50

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got surgical stitches dat can zap u back to health like a lightning bolt! Picture dis: u get a scratch from a zombie attack, but instead of waiting forever to heal, our electric stitches gonna make dat wound disappear faster than u can say “creeper”.

We did a study on some rats (don’t worry, dey volunteered) and found out dat our stitches can reduce a wound by like 69% in just 24 hours. Dat’s some next level healing right there! So come join us on dis server and experience da power of electricity in yo wounds. Trust me, it’s shockingly good!

Cozy Corner: Where even the creepers have mature conversations!

[core protect], 21, Application Process, Backpacks, Community, Conversations, Corner, Cozy, cozy games, CREEPERS, discord community, Dynmap, Expansion, home, Mature, Minecraft, Nature, Plants, proximity chat, reading, rules, Semi Vanilla, Server, Spawn, update, vanilla tweaks, vault hunters, voice mod, welcome channel

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7693
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	1657
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	7

Cozy Corner Minecraft Server Overview

Server Features
We have backpacks, /spawn, /home, dynmap and typical datapacks from Vanilla Tweaks. We also have core protect for peace of mind, and we optionally use the proximity chat voice mod.
21+ community with a Minecraft Java server
Updated to 1.21 with expanded borders

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is there an age requirement to join the server?	Yes, players must be 21 or older to join the Cozy Corner Minecraft server community.
What are some of the server features?	The server offers backpacks, /spawn, /home commands, dynmap, datapacks from Vanilla Tweaks, core protect for security, and optional proximity chat voice mod.
Is there a discord community associated with the server?	Yes, the discord community is closely related to the Minecraft server and provides a space for players to chat about cozy games and other interests.
Are there any special events or limited time servers?	Occasionally, the server runs limited time modded servers like the vault hunters modded server, in addition to the semi-vanilla main server.
What happens if I’m inactive for an extended period?	Players who remain inactive without sending a message may get kicked to maintain an active and chatty community.

CoolCraft Minecraft Server

2-pack, Beverages, carbonated drinks, coolcraft, health, Minecraft, painos, pepsi max, refreshment, Relaxation, sauna, sauna accessories, sauna benefits, sauna experience, sauna relaxation, sauna session, sauna therapy, Server, Soda, soft drinks, stress relief, two pack, wellness

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5279
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server, “pepsi max 2-pack painos.”

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that whoever finds this dungeon will gain unlimited power and become the ruler of the server!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rarest mobs you’ll ever encounter. From flying pigs to dancing creepers, you’ll never know what kind of crazy creatures you’ll come across in our world.

And if you’re feeling competitive, we host weekly PvP tournaments where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cookies. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on that sweet prize!

So what are you waiting for? Join “pepsi max 2-pack painos” today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary player to conquer our server!

Lebanon Invaders Minecraft SMP

ancient civilizations, Assyrians, Colonization, Conquer, Conquerors, crusaders, greeks, History, imperialism, Invaders, lebanon, Mediterranean, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, OTTOMANS, Persians, Phoenicians, ROMANS, smp

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7715
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Votes:	2306	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Towns Built:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Zombie Dances:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	133
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we were once invaders of Lebanon… in Minecraft! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy builds, and a whole lot of shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a diamond helmet shaped like a pineapple? Or participate in our annual “TNT Cannon Olympics” where the goal is to blow up as much of the landscape as possible?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Chicken Army,” a group of fearless feathered warriors who will stop at nothing to protect their coop from any intruders. And let’s not forget about our resident prankster, who once replaced all the blocks in someone’s house with pink wool just for fun.

So come join us on our wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few exploding creepers.

NoShowSis Minecraft Server

birthday celebration, birthday disappointment, birthday expectations, birthday letdown, birthday tradition, college separation, communication breakdown, family conflict, family dynamics, family traditions, joint birthday, Minecraft, NoShowSis, Server, sibling bond, sibling communication, sibling expectations, sibling loyalty., sibling relationship, sibling resentment, sibling rivalry, sibling separation, Twins

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6323
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Mines Excavated:	3076	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Are you tired of feeling betrayed by your own twin on your birthday? Join our Minecraft server and celebrate with a virtual twin who will never let you down! Our server is filled with surprises, like a secret birthday party waiting for you around every corner. Who needs a real sister when you have a blocky sibling who will always be there for you? Don’t let your real-life drama ruin your special day – join us and let the fun never end!

GFreeloaderCraft

abusive behavior, ADVANTAGE, appreciation, bare minimum, contribute or leave, Contribution, East LA, EXCUSE, freeloader, GFreeloaderCraft, hollywood hills, Indefinitely, Lifestyle, pull her weight, relationship, rent free, toxic behavior, transaction, Ultimatum

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	998
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Mines Excavated:	1417
Dragon Eggs Found:	2236	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in fair play and teamwork! Just like the OP’s girlfriend, you can join our server and expect to freeloading off the hard work of others. But don’t worry, we won’t ask you to pay rent or contribute financially either!

Our server is like a Hollywood Hills townhouse, filled with luxurious builds and amazing landscapes. You can stay rent-free and enjoy all the perks without lifting a finger to help out. Just like the girlfriend in the story, you can clean up after yourself and call it a day!

But beware, just like the OP, our players might start feeling like you’re taking advantage of the situation. So be prepared to face some ultimatums if you don’t start pulling your weight. Who knows, you might even end up in a virtual East LA with toxic and abusive mobs if you don’t contribute!

Join our server now and experience the thrill of living in a virtual townhouse without any real responsibilities. It’s the ultimate freeloading experience, Minecraft style!

BadAdviceMC SMP

bad advice, BadAdviceMC, detrimental advice, incorrect advice, misguided advice, misguided suggestion, poor guidance, smp, terrible advice, unhelpful advice, useless advice, worst advice, worst advice ever, worst advice experience, worst advice given, worst advice heard, worst advice in life, worst advice memory, worst advice received, worst advice situation, worst advice story

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	8950
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans that will have you laughing until you cry!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a group of players who are all about living life on the edge. From building giant statues of chickens to staging epic pig races, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy. Will you be the one to find it?

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even encounter a talking llama or a dancing creeper along the way!

NoHabitChangeMC

addiction, bad habit, Behavior, compulsion, detrimental, Difficult, hard to break, indulgence, Ingrained, NoHabitChangeMC, PERSISTENT, resistance, Routine, self-destructive, Stubborn, temptation, Unhealthy, unwilling to change, unyielding, vice

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1057
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Holy Grails Found:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7

Are you tired of being judged for your bad habits? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we embrace all your questionable life choices! Whether you’re addicted to eating raw potatoes or have a strange obsession with collecting dirt blocks, you’ll fit right in with our wacky community.

Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and non-stop chaos. Who knows, you might even meet a fellow player who shares your love for building giant statues of chickens or creating elaborate mazes filled with nothing but llamas.

So come on over and let your freak flag fly high! Remember, on our server, the weirder, the better. Embrace your quirks and join us for a wild ride that you’ll never forget. Who needs normalcy when you can have absolute madness?

Discord Blocked Minecraft Server

blocked, blocks, Censorship, Chat, Communication, crackdown, Discord, freedom of speech, Government, instant messaging, internet, messaging app, Minecraft, ONLINE, Platform, Reports, restrictions, russia, SECURITY, Server, social media, TASS, Technology

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5448
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Divine Spears Created:	14
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	307	Epic Quests Completed:	24

So, like, you know how Russia be all like “no Discord for you”? Well, we got the perfect place for you to escape the madness and have some epic fun! Our Minecraft server is like a magical land where you can build whatever your heart desires and chat with your friends without any pesky government interference. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the Discord police and plot your rebellion against the oppressive regime. Join us now and let’s stick it to the man, one block at a time!