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PvP but don’t cry when you lose! Join our 250×250 survival in 30 minutes – no vanilla

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	280
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Void Armor Forged:	15
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

IP Address	147.185.221.21:18698
Discord	https://discord.gg/vZYzbGbPjG
Version	1.21!!

Doing a survival with a really tiny world border, resources are scarce, so you better hurry up and get them. Maybe team up, maybe fight, it’s up to you.

Server begins 30 minutes after posting, so hurry up and join! Join the HighCraft Discord server for more events like this.

FAQ

Question	Answer
When does the server start?	30 minutes after the post has been made.
What is the world border size?	The world border is tiny, making resources scarce and gameplay challenging.
Can I team up with other players?	Yes, you can choose to team up or fight other players as you wish.
How often do events like this occur?	Join the HighCraft Discord server for more information on upcoming events.

BlockyLife Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4364
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Potions Brewed:	47	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4

Are you tired of the mundane, soul-sucking grind of everyday life? Do you feel like you’re stuck in a never-ending cycle of boredom and monotony? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the clutches of normalcy!

Join our server and escape to a world where the only limit is your imagination. Build towering castles, explore vast landscapes, and battle epic monsters – all without ever having to worry about the soul-crushing tedium of school or work.

Forget about staring at paint drying or running on a treadmill forever. On our server, the only thing you’ll be running from is a horde of zombies or a fiery dragon. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and start living your wildest, most exciting Minecraft adventure today!

SuccessCraft Minecraft Server

achievement, advancement, asian race, collaboration, cultural exchange, Diversity, empowerment, equality, global impact, inclusion, leadership, Minecraft, opportunity, progress, race relations, racial harmony, Server, societal advancement, success, SuccessCraft, teamwork, Unity, white race

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	681
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Enchantments Applied:	208	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Crops Grown:	3643
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Love Letters Sent:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the white race and the Asian race have teamed up to dominate the virtual world! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret potion that makes your character run faster than Usain Bolt on steroids. Zoom zoom, baby!

2. Our server is guarded by a pack of ninja pandas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies trying to ruin your day.

3. Rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest on our server, you will be granted three wishes by a magical unicorn. Who needs a genie in a lamp when you have a unicorn in Minecraft?

4. Our server is so advanced that we have a virtual reality mode where you can actually feel the heat of the lava and the chill of the ice biomes. It’s like Minecraft, but on steroids!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be part of the most epic gaming alliance since Mario and Luigi. Let’s show the world that the white race and the Asian race are the ultimate Minecraft dream team!

WeddingCraft: No BYOW for Stepmom

000 wedding, 6’5, Beer, BYOW, Calm, Chardonnay, Cheap, cooler, expensive, Legality, liquor, open bar, outside alcohol, signature cocktails, specialty wine, step mother, stepmom, Unglued, Venue, Wedding, WeddingCraft, wine

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4923
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	722	New Chunks Explored:	383285
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	29	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	26
Players Killed by Monsters:	5432	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Dimension Hops:	14	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Are you tired of your stepmom thinking she can just bring her own fancy Chardonnay to your wedding? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life weddings! Our open bar has unlimited virtual signature cocktails, beer, wine, and liquor – and guess what? You can bring your own Chardonnay and no one will bat an eye!

We have a special virtual venue where you can throw a $65,000 wedding without breaking the bank. And don’t worry about legality – in our Minecraft world, you can bring in as much outside alcohol as you want (as long as it’s virtual, of course).

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real-life wedding drama behind! Plus, you never know when a virtual stepmom might try to sneak in some virtual wine in her virtual purse – it’s all part of the fun!

BlockCraft Minecraft Server

blockcraft, Climax, Communication, Connection, desire, experimentation, Exploration, FANTASY, foreplay, Intimacy, love, Minecraft, mutual pleasure, Passion, physical connection, Pleasure, role-play, romance, satisfaction, Server, sex, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4033
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Secret Passages Found:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your blocky world shake and quake like never before? Look no further! Our server is like the ultimate aphrodisiac for gamers, guaranteed to make you scream with excitement (and maybe a little bit of fear).

Join us if you want to experience wild adventures, insane challenges, and unexpected surprises at every turn. Our community is full of players who are always ready to spice things up and keep you on your toes.

So, what’s one thing you always do during sex? Well, on our server, you’ll be doing things you never thought possible in Minecraft. Get ready to unleash your inner blocky beast and conquer the virtual world like a true legend. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed. So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

BlockBusterLaughs

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	1597
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Holy Grails Found:	4
Dragons Tamed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	159
Players Killed by Monsters:	5433	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Imagine a Minecraft server where every player is a comedian in disguise! Join us for non-stop laughter and hilarious antics as we build, mine, and troll each other in the most ridiculous ways possible. From epic prank wars to spontaneous dance parties, this server is guaranteed to have you in stitches 24/7. So come on, join the funniest Minecraft server in the universe and let the laughter never end!

Blocky Kremlin Minecraft Server

blocky, Civil unrest, Conflict, crime, detained, detention, eastern europe, filter, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, investigation, Kremlin, law enforcement, Military, Minecraft, Moscow, occupied regions, Politics, russia, SECURITY, Server, Special Units, Ukraine, ukrainians

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5182
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	278	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Towns Built:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have moscow special units filtering out all the ukrainians in the game HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

CraftyCaptives: FemSoldierFrenzy

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	8659
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Potions Brewed:	93
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Secret Passages Found:	4
Runes Activated:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

HEY U GUYS WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL LET ME TELL U, IT’S SO LIT THAT EVEN HOSTAGE FAMILIES ARE RELEASIN’ PHOTOS OF 5 FEMALE SOLDIERS FROM EARLY DAYS OF CAPTIVITY JUST TO GET A TASTE OF DA ACTION! YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT! THESE SOLDIERS WERE PLAYIN’ ON OUR SERVER WHEN THEY GOT KIDNAPPED AND NOW THEIR FAMILIES WANNA JOIN TOO! IF THAT AIN’T A SIGN OF A GOOD TIME, I DON’T KNOW WHAT IS! SO COME ON AND JOIN US FOR SOME EPIC MINECRAFT MADNESS!

EchoCraft: Singing with Myself

(Audio), creativity, echo, echocraft, harmonising, History, innovation, invention, Layering, Music, Musical, overdubbing, Performance, production, recording, singing, Sound, Studio, Technique, Technology, vocals

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	7264
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Ores Mined:	1728	Potions Brewed:	112
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Yo, u gotta check out dis cray cray Minecraft server, yo. It’s like a party up in here, with pigs flying and creepers breakdancing.

We got diamond blocks growing on trees and villagers doing the cha-cha slide.

One time, a player found a secret portal that led to a dimension where everything was made of cake.

And don’t even get me started on the time a group of players teamed up to defeat a dragon with nothing but wooden pickaxes.

Join us on dis server and let’s make some memories that will make you say, “Wait, did that really happen?”

FarmersGoneWildMC

agriculture, alcohol consumption, Awareness, binge drinking, coping mechanisms, Farmers, FarmersGoneWildMC, high levels, Interventions, mental health, mental healthcare, Prevention, resilience, Rural, seeking help, stigma, stress, study, Support, U.S, University of Georgia

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7139
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	494

Yo yo yo, listen up Minecrafters! Do you wanna join the most lit server out there? Well, let me tell you about this cray cray server that will blow your mind!

So get this, our server is so epic that even farmers are joining in on the fun! According to a study, one in five U.S. farmers are ditching their tractors and joining our server to binge drink and relieve stress. That’s right, forget about planting crops, come plant some blocks with us instead!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is all about promoting resilience and reducing the stigma of seeking mental healthcare. So not only will you have a blast building and exploring, but you’ll also be taking care of your mental health at the same time. It’s a win-win situation, my dudes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get this party started! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s get drunk on creativity together, fam!