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Players: | 109/100 | Votes: | 1866 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 915 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 | Magical Moments Shared: | 16 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 33 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 24 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Our server is like therapy, but with exploding creepers and diamond swords! Let your inner child run wild as you build towering castles, explore mysterious caves, and battle other players in epic PvP matches. Who needs a therapist when you have a pickaxe and a dream?
So come on, leave your emotional baggage at the door and join us on the most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you’ll be too busy fighting off zombie hordes and riding pigs into the sunset to even remember what messed you up in the first place.