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  • Impending Doom Minecraft SMP

    Impending Doom Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 94/500 Votes: 2373
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 17
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing scarier than the creepers is the drama in the chat! Join us if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, from laughter to tears to pure rage at that one guy who keeps stealing your diamonds.

    Our server is like a soap opera, with alliances forming and crumbling faster than you can say “Redstone contraption.” Will you be the hero who saves the day, or the villain who burns down everyone’s houses for fun? The choice is yours, but be prepared for the consequences.

    And if you think surviving in Minecraft is tough, just wait until you see our custom mobs. We’ve got zombie chickens that shoot fireballs, skeleton pigs riding on top of spiders, and a boss mob that’s just a giant, angry potato. Don’t ask how it got there, just run for your life.

    So come join us if you dare, and remember: on this Minecraft SMP, the only thing more unpredictable than the terrain is the players. Good luck, you’ll need it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SubCoin-PRIVATE MINECRAFT SERVER Minecraft server

    SubCoin-PRIVATE MINECRAFT SERVER Minecraft server
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    Players: 94/300 Votes: 4548
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 14 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 8
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Villages Defended: 7 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 103
    Emeralds Found: 8985 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8
    Void Armor Forged: 19 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    SubCoin is a vanilla JAVA semi-rp server.

    The server has a system of cities, courts and economies just like in real life! You can found your own city, start your own business and become a diamond tycoon, hold events, concerts, find new acquaintances, in general, anything!

    We have a responsive administration and friendly players.

    Interesting, unique events are constantly held on the server. We won’t let you get bored!

    If you want to join us, fill out an application in our Discord

    185.9.145.212:25901

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Witchblade’s Pixel Playground Minecraft Server

    Witchblade’s Pixel Playground Minecraft Server
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    Players: 107/300 Votes: 6782
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 8 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 16 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Farms Harvested: 376
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 13 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Animals Bred: 132
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds. Yes, you heard that right. Llamas. And not just any llamas, but llamas who can speak fluent Klingon and juggle flaming torches while crafting diamond swords.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja chickens who are experts at PvP combat. They will challenge you to duels and if you defeat them, they will grant you the power to summon a herd of rainbow-colored sheep to ride into battle.

    If that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – our server has a hidden treasure room filled with stacks of golden apples and enchanted armor. And rumor has it that if you can solve the riddle of the dancing creeper, you will be granted access to a magical portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the most absurdly awesome Minecraft adventure of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Minecraft SMP – /rog/ – Creeper Chaos Crew

    Minecraft SMP – /rog/ – Creeper Chaos Crew
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    Players: 96/1000 Votes: 926
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 5301
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 6
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 18 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 8 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 25 Living Shadows Defeated: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more craziness than a herd of sheep wearing leather armor.

    Join us and experience the chaos of trying to survive in a world where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up your neighbor’s house with TNT, but who’s keeping track?).

    Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have more online players than a horde of zombies on a full moon night. And if you don’t multiclient, you might as well be trying to take on the Ender Dragon with a wooden sword – it’s just not gonna end well.

    Looking for resources? We’ve got databases that are more stacked than a chest full of diamonds. Need info on skills? We’ve got more skill descriptions than a villager has trades.

    And if you’re feeling adventurous, check out our source code – it’s like diving into the Nether without a fire resistance potion. Just be prepared for some mind-bending coding that will make your head spin faster than a chorus fruit teleportation.

    So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but who’s counting?). Let’s craft and mine and build together in a world where anything is possible – even riding a pig off a cliff and surviving.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Blocky Amazon Minecraft Server

    Blocky Amazon Minecraft Server
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    Players: 93/800 Votes: 2013
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 6 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Shadow Figures Spotted: 8
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 10
    Legendary Scepters Created: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only thing towering over you is a measly tree? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a population of tall women that will make you feel like a tiny Steve in comparison! Join us for the chance to build your own skyscraper and feel like a true giant among men (and women)!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama warriors who ride into battle on flying pigs. Join forces with them to conquer the land and become the ultimate ruler of this crazy world. And if that’s not enough, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples waiting for the bravest adventurers to discover.

    So come on down to our server and experience the wildest and wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who knows what other bizarre surprises await you in this one-of-a-kind world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Telemetry Manjaro Experimenting Minecraft SMP

    Telemetry Manjaro Experimenting Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 105/200 Votes: 2659
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4
    Buildings Constructed: 41 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Chimeras Created: 4 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5
    Crops Grown: 6880 Demon Skulls Collected: 29
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 8
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13 Enchantments Applied: 146
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns! Our server is like no other because we have opt-out telemetry…just kidding, we don’t even know what that means! But hey, if you join, you might just become a test subject for our top-secret experiments on how to make the best virtual cookies in Minecraft. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret to unlocking unlimited diamonds just by dancing the Macarena in-game. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyCraze – Creative Minecraft Server

    CraftyCraze – Creative Minecraft Server
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    Players: 91/100 Votes: 4419
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 25 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3
    Villages Defended: 10 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have an Oriental Edition that will blow your mind! Ever wondered what /lig/ is? It’s a magical place where viewers can find, share, and discuss indie vtubers who have at least 500 viewers. Why join /lig/? Because large indie vtubers may have more fans, but they are no match for the VIP treatment you’ll get here!

    You can even shill your 499view oshi here, as long as you meet the minimal requirement of being a Twitch partner or the YouTube equivalent in numbers. We’ve got a leaderboard that will make your jaw drop, with streamers like vedal987, Sinder, Shylily, and more rocking the charts!

    But wait, isn’t that one a corpo? Fear not, our server is all about chuubas of a decent size who aren’t defined by their corporate branding. We’ve got guides, archives, Koikatsu cards for some spicy fun, and even a Wheel of Names to keep things exciting!

    And don’t forget about our Chuuba Birthday Calendar, where we celebrate upcoming birthdays like Mint and Rummy in style. Plus, we’ve got OC material for the OP, ducks for some quacky fun, and other useful threads to keep you entertained.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare for a wild ride in the world of indie vtubers!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Smiling And Feel No Disgraceeee Minecraft SMP

    Smiling And Feel No Disgraceeee Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 101/1000 Votes: 8176
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 8 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Ether Blades Crafted: 19
    Orbs of Power Found: 6 Evil Lairs Raided: 8
    Gods Slained: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 4
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us and you’ll be smiling and feeling no disgraceeee as you embark on wild adventures with a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

    Our server is home to the most epic and ridiculous builds you’ve ever seen. From giant statues of llamas to roller coasters that go through the Nether, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken that lays golden eggs!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to some of the most bizarre events you’ll ever experience. From spontaneous dance parties in the middle of a creeper-infested forest to epic battles against armies of zombie villagers, there’s always something happening on our server that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

    So why wait? Join us now and start smiling and feeling no disgraceeee as you dive headfirst into the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Valve’s Minecraft Server: Half-Life 2 Anniversary Extravaganza

    Valve’s Minecraft Server: Half-Life 2 Anniversary Extravaganza
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    Players: 104/900 Votes: 9253
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 14 Shadow Figures Spotted: 9
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Immortal Anvils Forged: 8
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 45
    Wyrmholes Dug: 8 Zombie Dances: 9
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of waiting for Valve to release Half-Life 3? Well, join our Minecraft server instead! We promise to deliver updates faster than Valve pushing updates to their private beta branch. Who needs Half-Life 3 when you can have endless fun building and exploring in our server? Plus, rumor has it that Gabe Newell himself is a regular player and will personally ban anyone who mentions Half-Life 3 in the chat. So come join us and experience the thrill of crafting and surviving in a world where Half-Life 3 is just a distant memory.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CyberCraft SMP – Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Server

    CyberCraft SMP – Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Server
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    Players: 94/800 Votes: 2560
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 34
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 17
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 41 Fairy Circles Danced In: 10
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Magical Moments Shared: 17
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 13
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with strict rules and regulations? Well, look no further because this server is the place for you!

    Join our server if you want to be a part of a community where anything goes! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to start a chicken army and take over the server? Why not! The crazier, the better!

    Our server is like a CYOA refugee camp, where all the wildest and wackiest creations come to life. From NSFW CYOAs to SFW ones, we’ve got it all. And if you’re feeling lucky, you can even roll the dice to see what fate has in store for you.

    So come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what kind of adventures and shenanigans await you in this crazy world of Minecraft madness! Just remember, post numbers aren’t for rolling – leave that up to random.org or some physical dice. Let’s get building and have a blast!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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