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| Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 4267 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 18 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Magic Crystals Found: | 19 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 18 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
| Zombie Dances: | 8 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 15 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
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imagine this: u log onto our server and suddenly u find urself in a world where child marriage is, like, the norm. but not in a sad way, oh no! it’s, like, a super fun game where u gotta, like, collect resources and income to, like, win the heart of ur child bride! it’s, like, extreme poverty and gender inequality, but, like, in a totally hilarious way!
so, if u wanna experience a whole new level of minecraft where climate change is, like, the ultimate matchmaker, then u gotta join our server, dude! it’s gonna be, like, the craziest adventure of ur life!
