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| Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 5721 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 | Magical Moments Shared: | 15 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 314 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 18 |
Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the animals are not only adorable but also savage AF. Picture this: you’re just minding your own business, chopping down some trees, when suddenly a cow rolls up and starts roasting you for your terrible building skills. Or maybe a sheep starts throwing shade at your fashion choices.
But fear not, because this is just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to the insanity that goes down on our server. We’ve got llamas that spit fireballs, chickens that drop diamonds instead of eggs, and pigs that can breakdance better than any player.
So if you’re looking for a truly unique Minecraft experience that will leave you in stitches, come join us on our server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even make friends with a sassy pig who will teach you the art of the dab.
