| Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 7362 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 14 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 | New Chunks Explored: | 426270 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 2 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Secret Passages Found: | 7 |
| Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 8634 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 9 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 34 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 15 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 22 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 |
But that’s not all – our server is constantly updated with new patches and features, like the latest Version 9.0.0 patch notes that introduce flying pigs and rainbow sheep. And if you’re feeling spicy, join our Sizzle Season event where you’ll have to survive on a deserted island with nothing but a rubber chicken and a stack of pancakes.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything – from random explosions to dancing creepers, this Minecraft SMP is like no other!
| Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 9926 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 25 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 | Treasure Maps Found: | 11 |
| Dimension Hops: | 9 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
| Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 9562 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 134 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 8 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Votes: | 4613 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 51 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 |
| Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 2931 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Battle Standards Raised: | 12 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 11 | Enchantments Applied: | 94 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 18 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 3 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of surviving in a world where everything is upside down and inside out. Our players have been known to build entire cities using only their toes, and some have even tamed dragons with their elbows.
If you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes (or whatever body part you prefer to use), then look no further. Come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer the craziest Minecraft SMP out there!
| Players: | 102/200 | Votes: | 6325 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 9 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 21 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 | Infinity Stones Found: | 5 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 920620 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 5 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 24 | Void Armor Forged: | 12 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 25 |
| Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 5491 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 12 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 41 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
Join our server and embark on a wild adventure filled with flying monkeys, banana battles, and a secret underground banana lair that only the bravest players can discover!
But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you find the legendary Golden Banana, you’ll unlock unlimited power and become the ultimate banana warrior.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the monkey madness begin! Happy birthday, indeed! 🍌🐒 #BananaWarrior #MonkeyMadness #GoldenBananaHunt
| Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 5001 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 11 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 15 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 407 | Buildings Constructed: | 49 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 11 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 7 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 15 |
Join our server for a chance to find your perfect Minecraft match and build a virtual love story that will make all the other players jealous. Who needs a high body count when you can have a high love count in Minecraft, am I right?
So come on in and start building your love nest in our SMP. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate and live happily ever after in pixelated bliss. Love is in the air, and it smells like freshly mined diamonds.
| Players: | 107/1000 | Votes: | 3012 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mines Excavated: | 1110 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 6 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 18 | Wilderness Tamed: | 10 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 37 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 |
| Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 6984 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Emeralds Found: | 1233 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 20 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 16 |
