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SurgeryCraft – CancelledTrip

Abuse, aita, black and white, cancel trip, CancelledTrip, colon cancer, emotional connection, family conflict, Feedback, Friends, guilt trip, mom, MONEY, past traumas, Rich, scheduled surgery, selfish, surgery, SurgeryCraft, trip cost

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	9322
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life like this poor Redditor! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, mine, and explore without any guilt trips from family members.

We promise no one will call you selfish for choosing to hang out with your friends in-game instead of attending your mom’s surgery. Plus, there’s no need to reschedule your trip – we’ll always be here for you, no matter what crazy family drama comes your way.

So come join us and enjoy some stress-free Minecraft fun! Who needs emotional connections with parents when you have a virtual world to escape to?

Freebies4U Minecraft SMP

free online apps, free online books, free online classes, free online courses, free online downloads, free online events, free online games, free online movies, free online music, free online resources, free online samples, free online services, free online software, free online templates, free online tools, free online trials, free online tutorials, free online webinars, free online workshops, Freebies4U, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	400
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Astral Projections Made:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us for a chance to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and even participate in our annual Ender Dragon beauty pageant (spoiler alert: she always wins)! Plus, we offer free diamond armor to all new players because why not? So come on, join us and experience the wackiest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

CraftyCravings

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3241
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	396	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	New Chunks Explored:	129459
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing you can eat is virtual bread? Well, on our server, we have a special plugin that allows you to eat any food you can think of! That’s right, whether you’re craving a juicy burger or a decadent slice of cake, you can chow down to your heart’s content.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Food Fight Arena, where players battle it out using only the power of food! Imagine hurling a giant meatball at your opponent or smacking them with a giant slice of watermelon. It’s messy, it’s chaotic, and it’s absolutely hilarious.

So if you’re ready to take your Minecraft experience to the next level and indulge in some epic food fights, come join us on our server! Just be sure to bring your appetite and a sense of humor.

TaurusMissileMadness

annalena baerbock, Breaks Ranks, chancellor, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, european union, expresses, Foreign Minister, Geopolitics, German, long range missiles, Minister, Olaf Scholz, Political, Request, SECURITY, Support, Taurus cruise missiles, TaurusMissileMadness, Ukraine

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9249
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3968	Falling into the Void:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	284	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12

so, liek, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthin, our server is so lit that even the german minister is breakin ranks just to play on it! yea, u heard me right, the german foreign minister annalena baerbock is all about supportin ukraine and long-range missiles, but she also can’t resist the urge to build epic structures and mine diamonds on our server.

u know it’s gotta be good if even the chancellor olaf scholz is like, “woah, annalena, why u spendin so much time on that minecraft server instead of runnin the country?” but annalena is just like, “bro, u don’t understand the power of this server. the community is lit, the mods are on point, and the survival mode is so intense, it’s like a real-life political drama but with creepers and endermen.”

so, if u wanna be part of the action, join our server now! build a castle, fight off zombies, and maybe even catch a glimpse of annalena baerbock causin chaos in the virtual world. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Sad News Minecraft Server: PlayStation Is Dying

Competition, console manufacturers, Decline, Dying, financial performance, financial struggles, gaming consoles, gaming industry, industry trends, least profitable company, loss on Concord, market share, Minecraft, News, Nintendo, PlayStation, PROFITS, Revenue, sad, sad news, Server, Technology, video games, Xbox

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	3244
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1947	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more profitable than Playstation? Look no further! Our server makes more money than Nintendo and Xbox combined – we’re basically rolling in diamonds over here. And if you join now, we’ll even throw in a free virtual pet dragon that breathes fireballs made of pure profit. So come on over and start building your way to financial success – just watch out for creepers trying to steal your cash!

DFT – Minecraft SMP: Discord Fappy Talky

adult chat, adult content, dft, dirty talk, Discord, erotic chat, FANTASY, Fappy, fappy talky, fetish talk, fetishes, High Elf, jerk off, Kinky, mature content, Minecraft, Naughty, naughty talk, NSFW, Online Community, Roleplay, Roleplaying, sexual fantasies, smp, Talky

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8713
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2861
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Magic Items Found:	4398
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we don’t just build houses and mine for diamonds, we also talk about our weirdest fetishes and have group jerk off sessions!

Join our High Elf Edition server and get ready for some truly magical experiences. Ever wanted to roleplay as a sexy elf while discussing your kinkiest desires? Look no further, because we’ve got you covered.

Our community is full of like-minded individuals who are always up for a good time. Whether you’re into tentacle hentai or furry roleplay, you’ll find someone here who shares your interests.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on /dft/ – Discord Fappy TalkyPost and let the fun begin! Just be prepared for some wild adventures and maybe even some unexpected surprises along the way.

NoRegretsMinecraftSMP

Boundaries, life choices, never gonna, NoRegretsMinecraftSMP, personal boundaries, personal growth, regrets, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self improvement, self love, Self Motivation, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-control, self-discipline, self-empowerment, setting limits

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	1511
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Runes Activated:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Divine Spears Created:	24
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Join our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and built a house entirely out of diamond blocks. Sounds cool, right? Wrong. Turns out, diamond blocks are actually cursed and anyone who builds with them gets turned into a chicken for eternity. So now, every time you log onto the server, you’ll see a chicken frantically trying to type in the chat with its little chicken claws. Trust me, you don’t want to end up like that guy. So unless you want to spend your days clucking away, stay far, far away from our Minecraft SMP.

CraftyCraze: Mine all day, play all night!

Adventure, Community, Competition, console, CraftyCraze, Day, enjoyment, Entertainment, favorite game, Fun, Gaming, hobby, leisure, mobile, multiplayer, night, ONLINE, Pastime, PC, Play, role playing, Single player, strategy, video games

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2033
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Endless Night Skies:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Animals Bred:	33	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Do you like building epic structures and battling creepy mobs? Then you need to join our Minecraft server ASAP! We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and a pet dragon that shoots fireballs at griefers. Our admins are actually wizards who can turn you into a block of cheese if you ask nicely. Plus, every full moon, we host a dance party with the Endermen – they really know how to break it down! So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

Postgame Life 25

Achievements, Adulthood, aspirations, Challenges, experiences, future plans, goals, growing up, Life, Life after 25, Life Changes, life journey, life lessons, Maturity, Milestones, new beginnings, personal development, Postgame, reflections, Self Discovery, self improvement

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9315
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

are you tired of the same old boring minecraft servers? well, come join our server where the sky is purple and the pigs fly upside down! yep, you heard that right, pigs flying upside down!

we have a secret underground city filled with unicorns and rainbows, where you can ride on a rainbow slide straight into a pool of chocolate milk.

if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs.

oh, and did i mention that our server is haunted by friendly ghosts who will help you build the coolest structures you’ve ever seen?

so what are you waiting for? join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous minecraft server you’ve ever seen! remember, life after 25 is the postgame, so come have some fun with us!

Fair Play Minecraft Server

anti-semitism, Conflict, consequences, Ethics, Europe, extremism, fair, Genocide, Hate Speech, Invasion, Jews, Justice, Military, Minecraft, morality, nuclear weapons, Play, Politics, racism, RETALIATION, Server, united states, violence, War

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1116
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Are you tired of dealing with pesky racists and looking for a server where you can unleash your inner warrior? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us as we embark on a mission to invade the US and squash those god damn racists once and for all. And hey, if things get out of hand, we might even nuke them – because why not? With France and the UK on our side, we’re unstoppable!

But wait, there’s more! Join us in the ultimate battle for justice and watch as Europe and the jews reign supreme. And who knows, maybe a clueless general will accidentally admit to killing the wrong enemy in a hilarious interview. It’s all fun and games until someone presses the wrong button, right? So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the chaos begin!