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Minecraft SMP: /XSG/ XRP Schizo General #2366

bearableguy123, binance, Bitrue, COINBASE, COLD STORAGE, fud, general, hot storage, Kraken, kucoin, Lore, Market Cap, Minecraft, Mr. Pool, Paper Wallet, ROBİNHOOD, Schizo, smp, uphold, wallet, xrp, XRPL, xsg

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	9364
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	87
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Towns Built:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is like no other, filled with wild adventures and outrageous stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Join us and experience the wildest parties that never stop! From building epic structures to battling mobs in the most ridiculous ways possible, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground vault filled with XRP (yes, you heard that right) that you can mine and trade with other players. Who knew cryptocurrency could be so fun in Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride that you’ll never forget. Don’t miss out on the insanity – join us today and let the fun begin!

SMP Minecraft Schizo General #2364

Anti-FUD, bearableguy123, bifrost, binance, Bitrue, Brad Garlinghouse, COINBASE, Crossmark, D’CENT., FUD Bingo, Gem Wallet, general, JoelKatz, Kraken, kucoin, Ledger, Market Cap, Minecraft, Mr. Pool archives, Paper Wallet, ripple, ROBİNHOOD, Schizo, Schizo General, Schizo Ramblings, smp, SMQKEDQG, uphold, WietseWind, Xaman, xrp, XRP Richlist, XRPL, xsg

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7699
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	16	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Crops Grown:	5431	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous SMP you’ll ever join!

Join us if you want to mine diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig, battle dragons with nothing but a carrot, and build a castle made entirely out of TNT (because why not?).

Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and dance to disco music. Plus, our lore is so intricate and mysterious, it’ll make your head spin faster than a spinning Enderman.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Tonight’s Minecraft SMP Shenanigans

addition, calculation, Counting, counting activity, counting challenge, counting exercise, Counting Game, counting practice, estimation, Figures, Guessing, how many tonight, Mathematics, Minecraft, Numbers, Numerals, Quantity, Shenanigans, smp, sum, tallying, tonights, TOTAL

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9658
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real party is at! We have flying pigs, talking llamas, and even a secret underground disco where the creepers go to bust a move.

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Potato, rumored to grant unlimited food and powers beyond your wildest dreams. But be warned, the path is treacherous and filled with traps set by mischievous villagers who are tired of being ignored.

Need a break from all the chaos? Take a relaxing swim in our lava hot tub or challenge your friends to a game of chicken jousting on top of our tallest tower. And don’t forget to visit our enchanted forest where the trees sing show tunes and the mushrooms throw a mean dance party.

So, how many tonight are ready to join our wacky world of Minecraft madness? Grab your pickaxe and let’s get this party started!

Mom’s Sleepover Shack

Assumptions, Boundaries, Boys, Communication, Friends, Girls, guest room, high school, misunderstanding, moms, Mother, negligence, parental consent, parenting, Permission, relationships, Shack, sleepover, sleepover rules, teenage friendships, teenagers, Trust

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	5439
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	39
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a teenage sleepover? Look no further! Join our server where you can experience the thrill of navigating through parent drama, just like in this wild sleepover story.

Picture this: you log on to the server and suddenly you’re in the middle of a heated argument between parents about whether or not a girl should have stayed the night with boys. Who needs PvP when you have parents going at it over sleepover logistics?

But wait, there’s more! You’ll also get to witness the chaos of miscommunication, assumptions, and phone calls blowing up like creeper explosions. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that will have you saying “I can’t believe this is happening in a Minecraft server!”

So if you’re looking for a server with more drama than a soap opera, join us now! Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?

LimbsAwayCraft

amputated body part, amputated limb, amputation, amputation recovery, amputation surgery, amputee, biohazard, disposal, Healthcare, LimbsAwayCraft, Medical Ethics, medical practice, medical procedure, Medical research, Medical Treatment, medical waste, patient care, surgery, surgical procedure, surgical waste, tissue donation

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	5962
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	65	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Farms Harvested:	163	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to keep all of your limbs intact! Unlike those other servers where your body parts mysteriously disappear, we guarantee that you will leave our server will all limbs attached.

Join us for a wild ride as we explore the mysteries of what doctors do with your amputated body parts after surgery. Rumor has it that they use them to create a secret army of zombie limbs to take over the world! But don’t worry, we’ve got your back (and all your other body parts too).

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of keeping all your limbs while embarking on epic adventures. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret lab where doctors are experimenting on limbs to create the ultimate weapon – the Limb-o-nator! Join us now and let the madness begin!

KurskCraft: Bridge Blunders

Blunders, border disputes, bridge destruction, Bridge.., Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign relations, geopolitical tensions, international conflict, Kursk region, KurskCraft, military aggression, military intervention, military technology, Misinformation, peace negotiations, political tensions, Propaganda, russia, Ukraine, War Tactics, Western rockets

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	519
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Farms Harvested:	964
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

so, liek, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server cuz, like, u can be part of da epic battle between russia and ukraine! u can be all sneaky and use western rockets to destroy bridges in da kursk region, just like in real life! join now and be part of da chaos and destruction, it’s gonna be a blast! literally!

RareCancerCraft

cancer patients, cancer research, cancer study, common cancer patients, common cancers, mental health, mental health issues, mental health outcomes, mental health risks, mental health study, Patients, psychological health, psychological outcomes, psychological research, psychological study, rare cancer patients, rare cancers, RareCancerCraft, Risk, study

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1001
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7858	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

so, like, you know how when you play minecraft and you’re, like, building stuff and mining and stuff? well, on this server, we got, like, magical unicorns that poop out diamonds and rainbows that give you super powers.

join our server and you’ll be transported to a land where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha. we’ve got secret dungeons filled with treasure and talking cows that tell the best jokes.

not to mention, our community is, like, super supportive and will always have your back, even when you accidentally blow up your own house for the tenth time.

so, come join us on this epic adventure and let’s build a world where anything is possible, even if that means riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. trust me, you won’t regret it!

Anpanman’s Neglected Realm Minecraft Server

Anime, Anpanman, Anpanmans, Bread man, cartoon, childhood favorite, children’s show, cultural appreciation, Cultural differences, cultural impact, Entertainment, global perspectives, ignorance, Japanese culture, lack of awareness, long tail tag, Media, Minecraft, neglected, pop culture, Realm, Server, SuperHero, West, western society

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	344
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Towns Built:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Divine Spears Created:	20	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10

Are you tired of boring old servers where they actually expect you to care about Anpanman? Well, look no further because on our server, we couldn’t care less about that bread-headed superhero! Join us for a wild ride where we focus on more important things like building giant statues of llamas wearing top hats and having epic battles with flying pigs armed with diamond swords. Who needs Anpanman when you can have all this craziness and more? Join now and leave that bread-loving hero in the dust!

TreasuryBillz4Doordash Minecraft SMP

DoorDash, Economy, finance, financial literacy, Financial Planning, inflation, interest rates, investing, investment strategies, long-term growth, market trends, Minecraft, money management, Overpaying, passive income, personal finance, savings, smart investing, smp, stock market, treasury bills, TreasuryBillz4Doordash, wealth building

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	6373
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	614	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Meteorites Collected:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Zombie Dances:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Tired of wasting your hard-earned diamonds on overpriced Doordash deliveries? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Not only do we offer a thriving economy where treasury bills are paying over 5%, but our stock market is booming like never before!

Join us and witness the epic saga of Steve, the diamond-hungry miner who accidentally stumbled upon a secret vault filled with enchanted golden apples. Rumor has it that whoever finds this vault will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

But that’s not all – our community is filled with hilarious characters like Bob the Creeper, who dreams of becoming a stand-up comedian but always ends up blowing himself up instead. And let’s not forget about Karen the Ender Dragon, who is constantly demanding to speak to the manager of the Nether realm.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest economy, and the most outrageous stories you’ll ever encounter in the blocky world of Minecraft!

IcePackRage Minecraft Server

ableism, Accountability, Ankle Injury, Chronic pain, Communication, Conflict Resolution, emotional response, friendship, frozen vegetables, icepack, IcePackRage, inconsiderate, knee injury, Meltdown, Minecraft, overreaction, pain management, physical therapy, roommate, self-care, selfish behavior, Server

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	7755
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Void Armor Forged:	23
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Enchantments Applied:	250
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	242	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any ice pack drama like this! Join us and leave all your knee injuries behind, because on our server, you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling creepers to worry about frozen vegetables.

Our server is so cool, even cooler than that $40 ice pack that everyone fights over. We guarantee that you won’t have to cry over melted ice packs or deal with any accusations of ableism here. Plus, our community is so supportive, you’ll never have to worry about getting called out for holding someone accountable.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast with us! Who needs ice packs when you have a virtual world to conquer?

LakeLazinessCraft

Accountability, daughter’s safety, defensive husband, dismissive behavior, inconsiderate actions, inconvenienced, irresponsible, lack of awareness, lack of communication, lack of consideration, lack of mindfulness, lake trip, LakeLazinessCraft, leaving daughter alone, maintenance man, Parental Responsibility, risky behavior, self-sufficient kids, unsafe situation

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	273
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Enchantments Applied:	278

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes like a maintenance man in a kitchen with a 13-year-old girl? Look no further! Join our server for some wild adventures and unexpected surprises!

Our server is so unpredictable, you never know when your husband might take your kids on a spontaneous trip to a lake two+ hours away while leaving a maintenance man alone with your daughter. Who needs communication and consideration when you can have thrilling moments like these?

Don’t worry about rushing back home to handle the situation, just hop on our server and escape reality for a while. And if you ever need a break from your husband’s irresponsible behavior, our server is the perfect place to unwind and have some fun.

Join now for a gaming experience that’s as wild and unpredictable as a day in the life of this Reddit user!

BlockyBabes Minecraft SMP

BlockyBabes, Challenges, client behavior, Difficult, discrimination, emotional toll., Exploitation, financial instability, industry norms, Job, lack of support, legal issues, long hours, mental health, Minecraft, physical risks, Safety concerns, sex workers, smp, societal judgement, stigma, Vulnerability, worst part

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	8908
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Endless Night Skies:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Are you tired of mining for diamonds all day and night with no one to share your loot with? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the wild and crazy adventures you could ever imagine!

Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, build massive structures that defy the laws of physics, and maybe even find love in the most unexpected places (we’re looking at you, Villager #3).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of sex workers who are always looking for new recruits. Think you have what it takes to mine by day and party by night? Then come join us and see where the blocks may fall!