Minecraft SMP: MallRatMadness

90s movies, buddy comedy, comedy, cult classic, film analysis, gen-x, independent film, jay and silent bob, Jersey, kevin smith, mall culture, MallRatMadness, mallrats, mid 90s, Minecraft, noochiesthoughts, Nostalgia, pop culture, slacker culture, smp, snoochie boochie, stoner comedy, View Askew Universe

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	3065
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Votes:	5375	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Players Killed by Monsters:	8081	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of blocky madness! Join us if you want to experience epic battles against giant mutant chickens, build your very own castle made entirely out of diamond blocks, and ride on magical flying pigs to explore the vast world of Minecraft like never before!

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Snoochie Boochie Noochies, a group of mystical creatures who will grant you three wishes if you can find them hidden deep within the Nether. Rumor has it that one wish involves turning all your enemies into harmless bunnies, but who knows what other crazy shenanigans you can get up to with the Snoochie Boochie Noochies by your side!

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest adventure of your blocky life!

ToxicTreatsMC

Awareness, Caution, common belief, danger, false sense of security, HARMFUL, health, hidden dangers, ignorance, Misconception, Misinformation, norms, overlooked risks, Perception, potential hazards, public perception, Risk, Safety, society, ToxicTreatsMC, wellness

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9246
Rating:	5.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	211
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that play it safe? Looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything you thought you knew about the game? Look no further than our server!

Join us for a wild ride where everything you thought was safe is actually harmful! That’s right, forget about avoiding lava and creepers, on our server, the real danger comes from harmless looking flowers and cute little bunnies. You never know what will attack you next!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Killer Sheep of Doom. These woolly menaces will stop at nothing to take you down, so watch your back at all times.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server today and prepare to be shocked, surprised, and maybe even a little bit terrified. Just remember, nothing is safe here, not even the grass beneath your feet.

ScarboroughShenanigans Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific region, China, diplomatic issue, disputed territory, east asia, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, maritime conflict, maritime security, military maneuvers, military tension, Minecraft, naval confrontation, naval incidents, Philippines, Scarborough Shoal, ScarboroughShenanigans, Server, South China Sea, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, territorial waters

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	3702
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Votes:	2476
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Farms Harvested:	636	Void Armor Forged:	22
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	841

come join our epic minecraft server, where we have more drama than philippines and china fighting over some shoal! we got flares firing everywhere, it’s a real danger zone, just like our pvp arena! you never know what’s gonna happen next, just like those crazy countries! join now for a wild ride and maybe even start your own international incident, who knows!

OilTankerFireball

Attack, breaking news, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Disaster, emergency response, environmental impact, explosion, Fire, Fireball, Houthi strike, international relations, Maritime, MIDDLE EAST, News, OIL INDUSTRY, oil tanker, OilTankerFireball, safety precautions, violence, Yemen

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	523
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Dimension Hops:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Gods Slained:	1

hey u! ya u! ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can cause chaos and destruction like a houthi strike on an oil tanker? well do i have the server for u! come join us and watch as fireballs erupt everywhere, just like in the movies! build your own oil tanker and see if u can withstand the ultimate houthi strike challenge. trust me, it’s gonna be lit! literally. so what are u waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

VeggieCraft: Live Longer, Game Strong

Adventist vegetarians, dairy, diet, eggs, Game, health benefits, health outcomes, Health research, lacto-ovo-vegetarian, Live, longer, Longevity, longevity study, lower risk of death, mortality, nutrition, pesco-vegetarian, plant based diet, plant-based nutrition, research study, STRONG, vegetarian diet, vegetarian lifestyle, vegetarianism, VeggieCraft

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	5589
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7

join our epic minecraft server and u will have an 18% lower risk of death!! yes, u heard that right, u will live longer just by playing on our server.

if u follow a pesco-vegetarian diet, ur risk of death will drop by 18% – just like magic. but wait, there’s more! if u follow a lacto-ovo-vegetarian diet, ur risk drops by 15%. and if u are an Adventist vegetarian, ur risk drops by 12%.

so come join us and live longer while building epic structures and battling monsters. who knew minecraft could be so good for ur health? join now and start ur journey to immortality!

Grownup Gamers SMP: Where the only diamonds you find are lost in real life. Noobs not allowed.

+18, Allowed, bedrock, Chill, Community, diamonds, Discord, Diverse, Events, Find, Friendly, Fun, Gamers, grownup, hermitcraft, java, Life, Lost, Mature, Noobs, party games, Players, real, Skills, smp, Support, Survival, Talents, Vanilla

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	2634
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Grownup Gamers
Website	http://grownupgamers.life
Discord	Join Discord
Server Type	Vanilla Minecraft SMP
Player Requirement	Must be 18 and above

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What is Grownup Gamers?

A: Grownup Gamers is a community of older gamers who host a mostly vanilla Minecraft survival server for mature players to enjoy.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Visit our Discord server and submit a whitelist ticket after reading our rules. Once approved, you’ll be added to the whitelist.

Q: What does the server offer?

A: We provide a friendly and supportive community, Java/Bedrock compatibility, voice chat capabilities, a powerful server, DynMap, Discord integration, and more.

Q: What type of players are you looking for?

A: We welcome players of all skill levels and playstyles, as long as they are friendly and positive contributors to our community.

Q: Are there any age restrictions to join?

A: Players must be 18 and above to join Grownup Gamers.

Q: Is there a creative server available?

A: Yes, we have a separate creative server with the same seed as our survival world for players to express their creativity.

Q: Can I record/stream content on the server?

A: We welcome content creators of all types, but our focus is on enjoying Minecraft together rather than content production.

HistoryCraft Server

Analysis, Civilization, critical reflection, critical thinking, culture, education, Historical figures, History, HistoryCraft, Humanity, impact of history, IMPORTANCE, knowledge, learning, lessons learned, past events, perspective, Relevance, Server, Significance, societal development, Understanding

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	7054
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Animals Bred:	20	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Crops Grown:	2959	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	250	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Are you tired of boring history lessons and smelly historical figures? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can create your own epic adventures instead of learning about old farts from the past! Our server is full of crazy builds and hilarious shenanigans that will make you forget all about those boring history books. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from all those pesky historical figures trying to lecture you about the past. So why waste your time with history when you can join our server and have a blast instead? Join now and say goodbye to boring old farts forever!

GaycestCraft: The Fabulous Minecraft SMP

brother, coming out, dad/son, Fabulous, family relationships, forbidden love, gay experiences, gaycest, GaycestCraft, Gender Identity, homosexual, Incest, lesbians, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ pride, lgbtq rights, Minecraft, non-binary, queer, same sex relationships, sexual orientation, smp, taboo

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6780
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	20	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Buildings Constructed:	32	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama or excitement? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all your incestuous gay experiences, whether you’re into dad/son, brotherly love, or any other taboo relationships. And don’t worry, lesbians are welcome too, but sorry trannies, no entry for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with scandalous stories and outrageous adventures. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our server!

BabyDaddyDrama Minecraft Server

advice, BabyDaddyDrama, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, DATING, Decision making, Drama, Empathy, Friends, Honesty, loyalty, Minecraft, perspective, Pregnancy, Psychology, rejection, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, Server, Support, Understanding

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	95
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and unexpected twists! Just like the story of my friend who got caught up in a love triangle with a guy who got someone else pregnant while trying to rekindle things with her.

But wait, there’s more! Imagine receiving a text from the baby mama calling you desperate for pursuing a man in such a messy situation. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you experience the thrill of virtual drama and questionable life choices without any real-life consequences? Plus, you might just learn a valuable lesson about making better choices in relationships.

Don’t be an AITA (Am I The Asshole) in real life, join our server and let the chaos ensue!

NoKidsNoProbsMC

balance, career, childfree, Conflict, different paths in life, family, family dynamics, family rift, freedom, Happiness, Honesty, honesty with kids, life choices, NoKidsNoProbsMC, parenting, personal choice, personal time, Respect, sibling rivalry, societal expectations, Truth

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5972
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Emeralds Found:	3404	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Enchantments Applied:	88
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Secret Passages Found:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that values freedom, personal time, and career growth? Look no further than our server! Just like OP’s childfree lifestyle, we believe in living life on your own terms without judgment.

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own empire without the pressure of family obligations. Our community is filled with like-minded individuals who understand that happiness comes in many forms, whether it’s raising virtual animals or conquering pixelated kingdoms.

Don’t let the haters bring you down, just like OP stood her ground with her sister, you can stand tall in our server and be proud of your choices. Who needs kids when you have a creeper army at your disposal?

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and maybe even a little family drama (virtual, of course)! Remember, on our server, the only thing you’re obligated to do is have fun!

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