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SubredditCraft

Absurd, BIZARRE, Community, eccentric, Fringe, internet, Niche, odd, offbeat, outlandish, peculiar, quirky, strange, subreddit, SubredditCraft, surreal, Unconventional, Unique, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	8710
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Enchantments Applied:	234
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17	Runes Activated:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the most absurd thing that has a subreddit is our daily reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing creepers.

Looking for a place where you can ride on a llama while battling a horde of zombie villagers? Look no further, because on our server, anything is possible!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the mines, there is a hidden treasure guarded by a pack of evil rabbits with laser eyes. Will you be brave enough to face them and claim the riches for yourself?

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who have built a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat, all while riding on the back of a giant squid? Come join the madness and see for yourself!

CarrierCraft Minecraft Server

aircraft carrier, Asia, CarrierCraft, Chinese, construction, Defense, defense industry, defense strategy, Fleet, Geopolitical, international relations, Maritime, Military, military modernization, Minecraft, national security, naval power, Navy, PLA Navy, Server, Shipbuilding, Technology, warship

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	4497
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Enchantments Applied:	55
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Ether Blades Crafted:	4

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Have you heard about the cray cray new Minecraft server that’s poppin’ off like a party in the 4th Chinese aircraft carrier?! Yeah, you heard right! This server is so lit, it’s like building blocks on steroids, yo!

Join this server if you wanna build a base so epic, it’ll make the Eiffel Tower look like a tiny Lego set. We got mobs that are so savage, they’ll make you cry like a baby llama. And don’t even get me started on the treasure hunts – we got hidden loot so dope, it’ll make you feel like a pirate on a sugar rush!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a secret portal that leads to a dimension where pigs can fly and creepers give out hugs instead of explosions. Yeah, you heard me right – hugs from creepers!

So what are you waiting for, fam? Join this Minecraft server and let’s get this party started! It’s gonna be more lit than a disco ball in a fireworks factory, yo!

CraftyFrenchElection

Coalition, CraftyFrenchElection, Democracy, election results, Emmanuel Macron, far right, France, French elections, Government, left, Macron, Marine Le Pen, National Assembly, political parties, Politics, projected, SEATS, socialist party, Voting, WIN

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	8576
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Towns Built:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

so like, this server is like the french elections but in minecraft, except instead of boring politicians we have epic gamers fighting for power! the left side is gonna win cuz they have the most diamonds and enchanted gear, macron’s coalition is like the noobs trying to catch up but failing, and the far right is just a bunch of creepers blowing stuff up. join now to be part of the chaos and see who will rule the land of blocks! also, we have free cake every friday cuz why not, right? come join the fun, it’s gonna be a blast!

ScentCraft – Build Memories!

associated scent, Bonding, BUILD, Childhood, Connection, emotional memory, family, forever locked, Fragrance, kids’ lives, love, memorializing, Memories, Nostalgia, parenting, parents, ScentCraft, sensory experience, sentimental, special moments, tradition, unique scents

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6607
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	4187
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Villages Defended:	18
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Crops Grown:	5799
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Astral Projections Made:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	11

Yo, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but with creepers and zombies instead! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of llamas start dancing around you, dropping emeralds like it’s nobody’s business. And don’t even get me started on the secret treasure chests hidden in the sky, guarded by flying pigs with laser eyes. Plus, every time you log on, you’ll be greeted by a chorus of singing villagers serenading you with the latest pop hits. So come on, join us and create memories that smell as sweet as a freshly baked cake in the oven!

Crusallis: Where Pixels Fight for Control of the World 😉

Armavir, armenia, Community, Conquer, CONTENT, Contribute, control, Crusallis, Discord, Faction, Factions, Fight, Geopolitical, History, Ip:, iteration, Minecraft, pixels, Premium, Raids, Server, skilled players, Victorix, Victory, Wars, world

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	4782
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Dimension Hops:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

CRUSALIS Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	CRUSALIS
Server Type	Geopolitical Historical
Description	A server focused on recreating history through fun raids, wars, and nation building.
IP Address	crusalis.net (premium Minecraft only)
Community	Victorix – Discord Link

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What is the server theme?

A: The server has iteration-based themes, with each new iteration featuring new content and a different historical theme.

Q: How long does each iteration last?

A: Each iteration typically lasts around 2 months before a new theme is introduced.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join using the premium Minecraft IP address crusalis.net and join the Victorix community on Discord.

Q: Can I contribute to building nations and participating in wars?

A: Yes, by joining the server and community, you can actively participate in nation building, raids, and wars to help your faction achieve victory.

Crafty Betrayal Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, biden, Civic Duty, Crafty, Decision making, Democracy, democratic process, Disappointment, election, Friends, friendship, loyalty, Minecraft, political beliefs, Politics, Presidential election, Server, Trust, Voting, voting behavior, voting outcomes, voting process, voting rights

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5626
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	976131
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, come join our server where the only rule is to never admit you didn’t vote for Biden!

Why should you join? Because our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who will guide you on epic adventures through pixelated lands filled with magic and mystery. Plus, rumor has it that if you build the best Biden-themed monument, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Just remember, if anyone asks, you definitely voted for Biden. 😉

MineMania: Weekend Edition – Vol. 11 Minecraft Server

19th century England, action, Adventure, akuma, Allen Walker, Anime, battle, Black Order, cursed teenage boy, d.gray man, Demons, Edition, exorcist, great flood, Innocence, Manga, Millennium Earl, Minecraft, MineMania, Server, Supernatural, Vol, Volume 11, weapons, weekend, Weekend Storytime

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	814
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further! Join our server where a cursed teenage boy saves mankind one soul at a time! That’s right, you’ll be fighting demons, searching for mysterious substances, and embarking on epic quests just like Allen Walker in a fictional 19th century England.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be battling akuma and saving the world, but you’ll also have the chance to see the akuma hiding inside a person’s soul. Talk about a mind-blowing experience! Join forces with fellow exorcists under the command of the Black Order and take on the evil Millennium Earl who’s out to destroy mankind.

Volume 1? We’ve got it. Volume 2? Check. Volume 3? You bet. And the insanity doesn’t stop there! With volumes 4 through 10 waiting for you to explore, you’ll never run out of action-packed fun on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

CarClearOut Minecraft Server

apartment complex, bike ride, Boundaries, Boyfriend, boyfriend’s belongings, car clutter, CarClearOut, cleaning, Communication, coworker, girls night out, Hotel, last minute, Minecraft, relationship issues, ride home, second shift, Server, shared car, storage unit, sullen, volunteering

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	1853
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Potions Brewed:	83	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13

Are you tired of being volunteered for random tasks without your consent? Join our Minecraft server and never worry about being forced to clean out a car for someone else ever again! Our server is a safe space where you can build your own virtual car and never have to give anyone a ride home, especially if they bring a bike along for the ride.

We understand the struggle of living on the 3rd floor with no elevator – that’s why our server is located on the ground level, so you never have to worry about lugging heavy items up multiple flights of stairs. Plus, our virtual cars have unlimited storage space, so you’ll never have to deal with a cluttered vehicle again.

Join us and say goodbye to being volunteered for random tasks by your significant other. Build, explore, and have a blast on our server – because in Minecraft, you’re the boss of your own world!

ExHusbandsSpawnBash

Affair, BETRAYAL, Birthday, Boundaries, difficult decisions, Divorce, emotional turmoil, ex husband, ExHusbandsSpawnBash, family drama, forgiveness, godmother, godson, healing, hurt feelings, loyalty, mixed emotions, moving on, past relationships, personal growth, self-care

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	7157
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama and betrayal are just part of the game! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of our player who found out her ex-husband was cheating with her best friend’s wife.

But fear not, because on our server, you can escape reality and immerse yourself in a world where you can build, explore, and create without any real-life drama. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll find your own godchild to take care of and love like our player did!

So come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional scandal). See you in the game!

FadFail Minecraft Server

FadFail, fads, fidget spinner, flash in the pan, fleeting trends, here today gone tomorrow, Minecraft, momentary obsessions, passing fads, popular items, popular toys, quickly forgotten, Server, short-lived crazes, short-lived trends, short-term trends, temporary crazes, temporary obsessions, trending items, trendy gadgets, trendy novelties, trendy products, viral products

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1531
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Remember that time everyone was obsessed with those weird squishy toys that looked like fruits but smelled like chemicals? Yeah, those didn’t last long. But guess what did last? Our Minecraft server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret underground cave filled with diamonds. But these weren’t just any diamonds, oh no. These diamonds had magical powers that gave the player the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn. And that player went on to build the most epic castle in all of Minecraft history.

But that’s not all! We also have a hidden village where villagers trade in rare items like enchanted golden carrots that give you super strength and speed. And let’s not forget about the giant chickens that roam the land, laying diamond eggs for you to collect.

So, if you want to experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures in Minecraft, come join our server! Who needs fidget spinners when you can have flying diamonds and diamond-laying chickens, am I right?