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Blocky Banter: Where Creeper’s Roasting is Off Limits! #MinecraftMadness

#youtube, Alliance, anti-semitism, Backlash, banter, Blacks, blocky, controversy, CREEPERS, cultural appropriation, discrimination, funny, History, jew, Limits, MinecraftMadness, n-word, Outrage, racism, RAGE, Roasting, slave owner, Social Issues, Stereotypes, Video, viral video

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	2709
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as this guy’s racist rant? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are scared to blow up! Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community that’s tighter than a creeper’s grip on a block of TNT. Trust us, you won’t find another server like this anywhere else. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some seriously insane adventures!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

Assertiveness, Budget, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, event location, Expectations, family dynamics, family traditions, food preferences, Frustration, future in-laws, hotel accommodations, Italian restaurant, Minecraft, Négotiation, rehearsal dinner, Server, wedding planning, wedding venue, WeddingCraft

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2454
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	21

Are you tired of dealing with in-laws who have terrible taste in restaurants? Do you want to avoid a rehearsal dinner disaster like the plague? Then join our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama and build your dream wedding venue without any interference from pesky relatives!

On our server, you can create the perfect Italian restaurant for your rehearsal dinner, complete with mouth-watering menus and stunning decor. No more dealing with stubborn in-laws who refuse to listen to reason – here, you’re the boss of your own wedding planning destiny!

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to family drama and hello to a stress-free wedding planning experience. Who knew Minecraft could be the key to a happy marriage?

BBQGoneWrong

911, angry wife, BBQGoneWrong, bil, cancelled event, cancelled plans, car accident, car damage, Car Insurance, car repair, extended family, family barbecue, family conflict, family drama, financial impact, financial loss, in-laws, insurance payout, long drive, phone distraction, pickup truck

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	7468
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	5243
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting totaled is your enemies’ bases! Join us for epic battles and crazy adventures that will make you forget all about your real-life car troubles.

Imagine driving a virtual 911 while your brother-in-law tries to run you off the road in his massive pickup truck – that’s the kind of excitement you can expect on our server. And don’t worry, there’s no insurance payout required here!

So come on over and let off some steam by building, exploring, and dominating the competition. Who needs a family barbecue when you can have a virtual showdown that will leave you laughing for days? Join us now and let the fun begin!

PTOcraft Minecraft Server

Alone Time, Break, home, leisure, mental health, Minecraft, no travel, paid time off, peace and quiet, personal time, PTO, PTOcraft, recharge, REJUVENATION, Relaxation, self-care, Server, staycation, stress relief, time off, unwind, vacation, work-life balance

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	4083
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Animals Bred:	106
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Void Armor Forged:	24
Chimeras Created:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	294
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	95

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate virtual vacation destination!

Join us and experience the thrill of taking a week off work in Minecraft without actually using your PTO! That’s right, you can escape the daily grind and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities and hilarious adventures.

From building giant roller coasters that defy the laws of physics to battling zombie chickens with laser beams, our server has it all! So why waste your precious PTO on a boring staycation when you can join us and have the time of your virtual life? Join now and start living your best Minecraft life!

ITGeeksGoneWild

coding, cybersecurity, data, Hardware, IT, IT challenges, IT experiences, IT industry, IT Jobs, IT Professionals, IT Projects, IT solutions, IT Support, IT tasks, ITGeeksGoneWild, Network, programming, software, Technology, Troubleshooting

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	9182
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is fixing someone’s printer or resetting their password? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the wildest IT adventure you’ll ever experience!

Join us and discover a world where creepers are actually just misunderstood tech support agents trying to help you with your redstone contraptions. Delve into dungeons filled with coding puzzles and command block mazes that will test your IT skills to the limit.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of server maintenance. Rumor has it they hold the key to unlocking the ultimate power of the server, but only those brave enough to face their pixelated wrath will be able to uncover the truth.

So if you’re ready to embark on a hilarious and chaotic IT adventure like no other, join our Minecraft server today and prepare to be amazed (and slightly confused) by what awaits you!

SpicyRamenCraft Minecraft Server

asian food, consumer protection, denmark, Denmark news, food inspection, food quality control, food regulations, Food Safety, food standards, foreign imports, international trade, Korean cuisine, Korean exports., Korean ramen, Minecraft, product recall, ramen noodles, Recalls, Server, spicy, spicy food, spicy ramen, SpicyRamenCraft

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	3809
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Horror Stories Survived:	6	New Chunks Explored:	433448
Gods Slained:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even Denmark recalled Korean ramen for being too spicy? That’s right, our server is so fire, it’s got countries shook!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop fun. We’ve got more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at, and our mobs are so tough, they make the Ender Dragon look like a baby zombie.

Plus, we’ve got the friendliest community this side of the Nether. You’ll never feel alone on our server, because we’ve got players from all over the world ready to team up and take on any challenge.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and see why Denmark can’t handle the heat of our Minecraft madness!

HavanaHarborWars

cold war, Cuba, Cuban waters, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global politics, Havana harbor, HavanaHarborWars, international relations, maritime activity, military presence, military vessels, naval power, Russian presence, Russian warships, strategic maneuvers, Surveillance, united states, US response, Washington

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	5520
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Meteorites Collected:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

come join our server and experience the thrill of russian warships entering havana harbor while washington is just chillin and watchin like, “oh snap, what’s happenin?”

we got crazy battles happenin all the time, you never know when a russian warship might show up and start causin chaos. join now and be part of the madness, it’s gonna be lit!

plus, who wouldn’t want to see washington keepin an eye on things like a boss while all this craziness is goin down? come on, you know you wanna be a part of this epic adventure!

CraftyTruthsMC

Accurate, Authenticity, BELIEVABLE, Communication, CraftyTruthsMC, credibility, Deception, genuine, genuine communication, honest communication, Honesty, honesty vs authenticity, honesty vs perception, Integrity, Perception, sincerity, Transparent, Trust, trustworthy, Truth, truthfulness

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	1548
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	480
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Magic Items Found:	8616	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8

So, like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz like, the pigs can actually fly here! Yeah, you heard me right, flying pigs! And not just that, but the creepers here are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Plus, the diamonds are so shiny that they blind you for a second, but it’s totally worth it. And get this, the zombies do the thriller dance instead of trying to eat your brains. It’s like a party all the time on this server, man! So come join us and experience the wackiest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen!

MayanBoysGoneWild

Ancient civilization, Ancient rituals, Archaeological excavation, Archaeological Findings, archaeology, Boys, central america, Child sacrifices, closely related, Cultural traditions, historical discovery, human sacrifice, indigenous cultures, Maya site, MayanBoysGoneWild, Mesoamerica, pre-Columbian era, religious ceremonies, ritual killings, ritualistic practices, sacrificial victims

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6122
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7

join our epic minecraft server where we reenact ancient mayan rituals with a twist! we sacrifice children but dont worry, its only boys and theyre all closely related! come witness the mayhem and join in on the fun, its a once in a lifetime experience you wont want to miss! plus, we have free cookies for all new players, so what are you waiting for? hop on and let the sacrificial festivities begin!

Lanterncraft SMP [Quest] [Claim] [Diamond Economy]

1.20.6, Claim, Diamond Economy, Discord, Europe, Homes, Land Claims, Latest Version, older versions, Play.lanterncraft.net, PvE, QOL plugins, Quest, Resource World, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, TMCXNu7zgy, Warps, Wilderness TP

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	5991
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Secret Passages Found:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
New Chunks Explored:	750991	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Are you looking for a new semi-vanilla server? Well, Lanterncraft is just that! we are a PVE SMP Server that offers a vast amount of QOL plugins, we are a brand new server that has just opened!

Some of the things we offer are:

Homes

Warps

A Resource World

Land Claims

Wilderness TP

We are running the server on the latest version 1.20.6 but you can join on older versions of 1.20 if you want to.We hope to see you there.

Our server IP and discord server are listed below along with additional information about our server.

Server IP: play.lanterncraft.net

Server Location: Europe

Discord: https://discord.com/invite/TMCXNu7zgy

Version: 1.20+

play.lanterncraft.net

Java 1.21: The Search for More Seasoning at SEQCRAFT! Whitelist Only, No Sprinkles!

Community, Decent behavior, Discord, Fair Play, gameplay, java, litematica, Mature Community, Minecraft, multiplayer, new season, Players, Reset, search, Seasoning, SEQCRAFT, server info, smp, sprinkles, tweakeroo, Vanilla, Whitelist, Whitelisting, world, world download, Xaero’s Map mods

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5982
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	7988
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Seqcraft SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Seqcraft SMP is a community of Minecraft players who enjoy the gameplay as Vanilla as possible. We have a strong core community and welcome players from all backgrounds and preferences to join us. Our current world will reset in approximately 1 week to start a new season. We enforce fair play and discourage stealing, griefing, cheating, bullying, and other negative behaviors. Whitelisting information available in our Discord.

Description

Seqcraft SMP is a community of Minecraft players who enjoy the gameplay as Vanilla as possible. We have a strong core community and welcome players from all backgrounds and preferences to join us. Our current world will reset in approximately 1 week to start a new season. We enforce fair play and discourage stealing, griefing, cheating, bullying, and other negative behaviors. Whitelisting information available in our Discord.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is Seqcraft SMP?	Seqcraft SMP is a community of Minecraft players who enjoy playing the game in a Vanilla-like environment and focus on building a strong, fair-play community.
When will the world reset?	The world will reset in approximately 1 week to start a new season. Players are encouraged to join as the world resets for a fresh start.
What are the rules on the server?	The server enforces fair and decent play, disallowing stealing, griefing, cheating, bullying, uninvited PVP-ing, hate speech, and drama. Players are encouraged to build starter bases close to spawn and contribute to a communal area.
What age group is welcomed on the server?	Players ranging from 13+ to 40+ are welcomed, with a focus on mature behavior. Younger players under 18 may join if vouched for by an existing member or can show maturity in their whitelist application.
How can I join Seqcraft SMP?	Instructions on whitelisting can be found in the Discord server: https://discord.gg/Nhwsaw96Rx