New Minecraft Servers 2025

Roasting Minecraft Servers

Roasting Minecraft Servers

  • Blocky Banter: Where Creeper’s Roasting is Off Limits! #MinecraftMadness

    Blocky Banter: Where Creeper’s Roasting is Off Limits! #MinecraftMadness
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    Players: 105/900 Votes: 8316
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 14 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 40 Dimension Hops: 3
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Animals Bred: 17 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 18 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as this guy’s racist rant? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are scared to blow up! Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community that’s tighter than a creeper’s grip on a block of TNT. Trust us, you won’t find another server like this anywhere else. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some seriously insane adventures!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • UkrainianF16FTW

    UkrainianF16FTW
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    Players: 102/600 Votes: 4987
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 8 Phoenix Feathers Found: 13
    Divine Spears Created: 19 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 3
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Royal Courts Attended: 4
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 10
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6 Rune Stones Activated: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine’s F-16s have scored their first aerial kills… IN MINECRAFT! fly around in your own virtual F-16 and take down enemies in the sky with your pixelated missiles.

    we have a secret underground base where you can find rare loot and weapons to use in battle. beware of the creeper army that guards the entrance, they may look cute but they will explode on you in a heartbeat.

    join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community like no other. who needs real life when you can have this much fun in minecraft? come join now before the F-16s run out of fuel and the adventure ends!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • RoosterCraft

    RoosterCraft
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    Players: 102/600 Votes: 7832
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 6 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Epic Mounts Acquired: 2
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 6 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
    Mythical Relics Collected: 15 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17
    Treasure Maps Found: 10 Forbidden Relics Collected: 0
    Dragons Tamed: 4 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL come join this cray cray Minecraft server where we party like it’s 1999! We got pigs that can fly and cows that can breakdance, it’s a real barnyard rave up in here! The opposite of night owl should be morning rooster, so wake up and join us for some wacky adventures! We have a secret underground disco where the zombies and skeletons bust a move, it’s lit AF! Plus, our admin is a talking llama who spits out diamonds, so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride! Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server now and let’s get this party started!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Hilltop Havoc: Neolithic Edition

    Hilltop Havoc: Neolithic Edition
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    Players: 92/700 Votes: 7974
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Epic Weapons Forged: 4
    Crystal Wands Charged: 17 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 9 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3
    Animals Bred: 159 Legendary Items Repaired: 3

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    Yo, you ever wanted to travel back in time to Neolithic Europe but without all the boring fear of conflict and population declines? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us and experience a world where conflict is a thing of the past and everyone lives in harmony on hilltops. But watch out, overpopulation might lead to some crazy deaths and low fertility rates! It’s a wild ride, so join now for a chance to live in a world where fear is a thing of the past!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • WindowPeek Minecraft Server

    WindowPeek Minecraft Server
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    Players: 102/100 Votes: 8491
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 174 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Rainbows Spotted: 10 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Love Letters Sent: 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 3 Buildings Constructed: 49
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Epic Weapons Forged: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of staring at the same boring view out your window every day? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, the view out your window is whatever you want it to be! Want to wake up to a majestic unicorn grazing in a field of rainbow-colored grass? Done. How about a giant flying taco soaring through the sky? We got you covered. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come join us and escape the mundane reality of your everyday life!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Minecraft SMP – Flirting with Creepers #6556

    Minecraft SMP – Flirting with Creepers #6556
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    Players: 103/500 Votes: 1132
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Astral Projections Made: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 47

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where the only limit is your imagination… and your kinks! Join us for a wild ride filled with roleplaying, character profiles, and finding like-minded partners with similar fetishes. Our webchat is perfect for some steamy textual roleplay, and our group forums have more depravity than you can shake a stick at.

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with drama, gossip, and outrageous stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Want to critique someone’s character? Go for it. Need feedback on your roleplay skills? We’ve got you covered. And don’t forget to check out our shitposting tool for some extra laughs.

    So why join our Minecraft SMP server? Because where else can you build a castle, fight dragons, and explore endless worlds all while indulging in your wildest fantasies? Come join us and let your imagination run wild… and maybe a little kinky.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BIL-Free Vacation Ride Minecraft Server

    BIL-Free Vacation Ride Minecraft Server
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    Players: 105/500 Votes: 5194
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 5 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4 Cursed Lands Purified: 8
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 39
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Magical Moments Shared: 28 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 18 Dragon Eggs Found: 7824

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of celebrating anniversaries on the actual day? Look no further! Our server is all about prioritizing quality time with your loved one, just like you deserve.

    Join us for some epic adventures and crazy builds, just like the epic adventure of trying to plan a perfect anniversary with a husband who can’t say no to his brother. Will you be the hero who saves the day and ensures a romantic celebration, or will you get caught up in the drama and chaos of family dynamics?

    With surprises around every corner and unexpected twists at every turn, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes – just like trying to navigate a last-minute change of plans for your special day. So come on in and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate test of love, loyalty, and Minecraft skills. Trust us, it’s a journey you won’t want to miss!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PastorPuncherMC

    PastorPuncherMC
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    Players: 91/500 Votes: 1792
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Alien Abductions: 3
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Chimeras Created: 2
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 16 Void Gems Collected: 27
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will leave you questioning reality.

    Our server is run by a team of pastors who are experts in running daycare and leading women’s groups. But don’t be fooled by their holy facade, drama lurks behind every corner.

    Meet Pastor Nick, the co-pastor who seems like the perfect guy on paper, but something just doesn’t sit right with him. Rumor has it he’s been spotted chatting up the daycare volunteers and making shady moves behind closed doors.

    Join our server and witness the epic showdown between Pastor Nick and the women’s pastor as they battle it out over accusations of inappropriate behavior. Will justice be served? Will the truth come to light? Only time will tell on this thrilling Minecraft server. Join now for a drama-filled experience like no other!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • KolkataRageCraft

    KolkataRageCraft
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    Players: 105/700 Votes: 9285
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 13
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 26
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 50 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 6 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2

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    LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have more action than Indian police firing tear gas at hundreds of protesting players! 😂👮‍♂️🔥

    Our server is so lit, it’ll make you forget all about real life drama and immerse you in a world of blocky fun! 🌍🔥

    We have crazy events like the “Rape and Murder Mystery” where you have to solve whodunnit before the sun sets in the game! 🔍🌞

    Join now for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and maybe even some tear gas (just kidding, we don’t condone violence in our server)! 😂🚫🔥

    Don’t miss out on the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life! Join now and let the fun begin! 🎉🎮🔥

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • OppositeCraft

    OppositeCraft
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    Players: 105/200 Votes: 2430
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 2
    Magic Wands Crafted: 18 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 14 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Gods Slained: 0 Alien Abductions: 4
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 11 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Ores Mined: 6555

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our epic minecraft server where the sheep are actually secret agents spying on the cows, who are plotting a rebellion against the pigs. the chickens have formed a cult worshipping the almighty egg, and the creepers are throwing a surprise party for Steve but forgot to invite him.

    explore our vast world filled with hidden treasures, dangerous dungeons, and a secret society of llamas who control the economy. build your own castle made entirely of cake, ride a flying pig into battle, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

    with weekly events like “Taco Tuesday” where all mobs drop tacos instead of loot, and “Fashion Show Friday” where players compete to see who can wear the most ridiculous outfit, you’ll never run out of things to do.

    so come join us and experience the madness, the mayhem, and the sheer absurdity of our one-of-a-kind minecraft server. because here, being wrong has never felt so right.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

    CraftyCraze Minecraft Server
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    Players: 98/700 Votes: 4048
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6
    Magical Moments Shared: 11 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 1
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 9
    Rune Stones Activated: 10 Mythical Swords Crafted: 84
    Secret Passages Found: 4 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 60

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Join our server for a wild ride filled with more shenanigans than a pack of baby zombies on a rampage!

    Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale of epic proportions. Once upon a time, a group of players on our server built a giant statue of a chicken that laid diamond eggs. And guess what? Those diamond eggs hatched into baby dragons that flew around the server causing chaos and mayhem! True story.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to legendary players like MomosuzuNene, OmaruPolka, YukihanaLamy, and ShishiroBotan. These Minecraft masters will guide you on epic quests, teach you the ways of redstone, and maybe even challenge you to a dance-off in the virtual square.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to watch out for those diamond egg-laying chickens…they’re a real handful.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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