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Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 5001 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
Magic Items Found: | 2421 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 5 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 46 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Ever wondered what would happen if schizos went around doing mass stabbings but somehow managed to avoid taking out a single politician? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! And don’t even get us started on the rapefugee seccy who got shanked in a Bondi blitz – talk about a plot twist!
But wait, there’s more! Meet our resident homeless male prostitute who forgot to take his meds and ended up being named as the perp in a stabbing spree. His family must be so proud! And remember, everyone is free to protest on our server…unless you’re a straight white male, in which case, sorry buddy, no constitutional right for you!
So grab your ad blockers, ladies, and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Join us for the chaos, stay for the laughs, and remember – anything can happen on our server!