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DeforestationCraft Minecraft Server

#sustainability, 15 months, Amazon, Biodiversity, carbon emissions, climate change, conservation, conservation efforts, Deforestation, Deforestation rates, DeforestationCraft, Destruction, ecosystem, Environmental, environmental impact, first time, global warming, illegal logging, Minecraft, Rainforest, Rises, Server, wildlife

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1437
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Zombie Dances:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

hey u, yes u, do u like minecraft? of course u do, who doesn’t love mining and crafting and building epic stuff? well, guess what, our server is the bomb diggity of all minecraft servers out there! why, u ask? well, let me tell u a lil story.

once upon a time, in a land far far away, there was a group of minecraft players who were bored of the same old servers with boring rules and boring builds. so they decided to create their own server, a server like no other. a server where u can ride on flying pigs and shoot rainbow lasers out of ur eyes. a server where u can build a castle made entirely out of cheese and have a pet dragon that farts rainbows. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just the beginning!

on our server, u can explore the amazon rainforest, yes u heard me right, the amazon rainforest! u can chop down trees and mine for diamonds while saving the rainforest from evil creepers and skeletons. u can ride on the back of a giant sloth and swing from tree to tree like tarzan. u can even build a treehouse that reaches the clouds and have a pet monkey that throws bananas at ur enemies.

so what are u waiting for? come join our server and be a part of the craziest, most epic minecraft adventure of ur life! trust me, u won’t regret it. and who knows, u might even become the king or queen of the amazon rainforest!

PixelPrisonPleasure

Abuse, Accountability, allegations, Conflict, Geneva Convention, HUMAN RIGHTS, injustice, international law, investigation, Justice, MIDDLE EAST, No justification, Palestinian prisoners, PixelPrisonPleasure, response, sexual assault, US, Video, VIOLATION, violence, War Crimes

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	536
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	6803
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Magic Items Found:	6234

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine a world where the pigs fly, the creepers dance, and the diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party! This server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is doing the Macarena!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a free pet llama that spits out golden apples! And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary enchanted toilet that teleports you to a secret disco party with Herobrine!

Don’t miss out on the craziest, wackiest, most epic Minecraft server of all time! Join now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a noob who can’t handle the awesomeness. But hey, no judgment here! Just grab your pickaxe and come join the fun!

Common Sense Warp

Alternate Realities, causality, chronological shifts, common, common sense, future shock, historical context, Paradox, reevaluate, Sci Fi, science fiction, sense, temporal anomalies, temporal cognition, temporal displacement, temporal logic, temporal perception, time machine, time travel, time travel consequences, time travel rules, Time Travelers, Warp

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	2713
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

So, like, imagine this, right? You join this crazy Minecraft server, and suddenly you’re a time traveler! Like, you can go back in time and mess with the dinosaurs or go to the future and ride flying cars. It’s like, mind-blowing, dude.

But here’s the catch – every time you time travel, your common sense gets all messed up. Like, you think it’s normal to wear a banana suit to a fancy dinner or eat ice cream for breakfast. It’s a total trip, man.

So, if you’re down for some wacky adventures and want to mess with the fabric of time itself, join this Minecraft server. Trust me, it’s a wild ride you won’t forget. Plus, there’s free pizza every Friday. Who wouldn’t want to be a time-traveling, pizza-eating maniac?

PixelVision Minecraft Server

anatomy, asian, biology, culture, discrimination, Diversity, ethnicity, eyelids, EYES, facial features, genetics, Minecraft, Narrow, oculoplastic surgery, ophthalmology, Perception, perspective, PixelVision, Racial, Server, Sight, Stereotypes, vision

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3684
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	2229	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Star Shards Collected:	275
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to keep your eyelids wide open with excitement! Why settle for narrow eyelids when you can join us and experience the thrill of building, exploring, and battling in a world where everything is as wide-eyed as can be?

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the mystical Eyelid Enlargement Potion, rumored to grant players the ability to see in all directions at once. Or test your skills in our PVP arena, where players with the widest eyes are crowned champions.

But beware, on this server, narrow-eyed players are considered the ultimate challenge. Legend has it that they possess hidden powers that can turn the tide of any battle. Will you be able to overcome their narrow-eyed gaze and emerge victorious?

So come on, join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only thing narrower than your eyelids will be your chances of getting bored!

ChunkyCraft Minecraft SMP

acceptance, attraction, bbw, beauty standards, big girls, body image, body positivity, chubby girls, ChunkyCraft, Confidence, curvy girls, empowerment, fat girls, full-figured women, Minecraft, plus size women, self love, sexual preferences, smp, societal standards, Stereotypes, thick girls, voluptuous women

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	3341
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Players Killed by Monsters:	4793	Buildings Constructed:	48

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have girls who build like absolute pros and will make your pickaxe go berserk with excitement! Join us for epic building competitions, crazy adventures, and maybe even find love with a blocky beauty. Don’t miss out on the wildest Minecraft SMP experience of your life!

FlourishCraft

accident, Boundaries, Bourgeois, Communication, compromise, Cooking, Emotional support, family, Fancy, FlourishCraft, flourishes, hobby, lunches, Meals, misunderstanding, personal touch, presentation, relationships, sister-in-law, Status

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	9476
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Divine Spears Created:	23
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take lunchtime drama to a whole new level! Join us for a chance to show off your culinary skills by creating the most extravagant, bourgeois meals for your in-game friends.

Imagine crafting heart-shaped seaweed and cute faces on snacks for your virtual buddies to enjoy. But be warned, some players may find your fancy lunches too extravagant and demand you tone it down. Will you stand your ground and continue to add your personal touch, or will you give in to the pressure and make all the food less flourished?

Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of accidentally swapping lunches with your fellow players, leading to hilarious mix-ups and drama. Will you be the one to receive a fancy meal by mistake, or will you have to settle for a less bourgeois lunch?

Don’t miss out on the chance to navigate the delicate balance between culinary creativity and lunchtime etiquette on our server. Who knew that making virtual meals could cause so much chaos and excitement? Join now and let the lunchtime shenanigans begin!

MineCraftMania

achievement, Commitment, Dedication, determination, discipline, Expertise, Focus, fulfillment, hobbies, Mastery, MinecraftMania, Passion, persistence, personal growth, Practice, productivity, satisfaction, self improvement, skill development, success, Time management

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5983
Rating:	4.3 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	5423	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Void Gems Collected:	40
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
New Chunks Explored:	108341	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Have you ever spent 1000+ hours building a virtual empire, only to have it destroyed by a creeper? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, creeper explosions are banned! That’s right, you can finally build your dream castle without fear of it being blown to smithereens.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Championships, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out for glory and bragging rights. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor wielding a diamond sword.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Rumor has it he’s got some sick dance moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next Chicken Jousting Champion!

CraftyDawntrail Minecraft Server

Balmung, Braaskin Maps, Casual CC Sync Meetup, CraftyDawntrail, crystal, Dawntrail General, Famfrit, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Girl’s Last Tour, image spam, Lavender Beds, Linkshells, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Moonfire Faire, patch notes, Resources, Server, Solution Nine, Spooky Club, Wolves’ Den Pier, x files

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	699
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Runes Activated:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old buildings and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for the craziest adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of Minecraft. From fighting off hordes of zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot to building a giant roller coaster that goes straight into the Nether, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even Final Fantasy XIV players are joining in on the fun. That’s right, you’ll have the chance to team up with your favorite FFXIV characters and take on quests that will blow your mind.

And don’t even get us started on our meetups. From spooky clubs to casual CC sync meetups, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the insanity begin!

Minecraft SMP: /ERP/ – Endermen Roleplaying Party

Adult, adult roleplay, Cheer Edition, Creative Roleplay, creative writing, endermen, Erotic Roleplay, erp, FANTASY, fantasy roleplay, Minecraft, NSFW, NSFW Roleplay, ONLINE, online roleplay, Party, Roleplay, Roleplay Community, roleplay thread, Roleplaying, smp, storytelling, Thread, Writing

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4932
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	250	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where things get a little… spicy. Join us on /ERP/ – the Erotic Roleplay ThreadCheer Edition!

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Our server is filled with steamy roleplay scenarios that will make your blocky world sizzle. From hot tub parties to romantic picnics by the lava pool, there’s never a dull moment on /ERP/.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dancer, a mysterious player who can bust a move like no other. Rumor has it that anyone who challenges them to a dance-off will be granted unlimited diamonds for life. Can you handle the heat?

So come join us on /ERP/ – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who reads those anyway?). Get ready for a wild ride filled with love, lust, and lots of laughs. See you in the steamy world of Minecraft!

ExMoneyNoHoneyCraft

apprenticeship, child support, court ordered, Disney dad, drivers ed, Eviction, ex, ExMoneyNoHoneyCraft, Food, Full time work, government assistance, Kids, mental health, MONEY, partner, post secondary, rent free, Shelter, supporting, toxic environment, Twins

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2438
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Mines Excavated:	1049	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer a truly unique gaming experience unlike any other! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a touch of drama – just like this crazy family situation!

Imagine a world where players can build their dream homes, explore vast landscapes, and battle it out in epic PvP battles. But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of twins (24M) who are in desperate need of your help.

These twins have been living with their mom, surviving on government assistance and making questionable life choices. But fear not, for our server is here to save the day! Join us and help these twins navigate through their struggles, whether it’s finding a job, dealing with mental health issues, or avoiding eviction.

With your support, these twins can find a new home in their father’s house (well, technically their grandmother’s house, but details, details). Will you be the hero they need, or will you choose to watch from the sidelines as they face homelessness?

So come on down to our server and be a part of this wacky adventure! Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a heartwarming family reunion or a chaotic sitcom-worthy situation. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!