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BlockyHeatwaveMC

BlockyHeatwaveMC

come join our epic minecraft server where the blocks are hotter than the hottest day ever recorded on july 21! we got lava pits that make you sweat just looking at them, and mobs that will make you wish you stayed in the shade. but don’t worry, we also have ice cream mountains and water slides to cool you off.
rumor has it that herobrine himself couldn’t handle the heat and had to retreat to the nether. but you, brave adventurer, can conquer this fiery world and become the ultimate block master. join now and see if you can survive the hottest day in minecraft history!

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Touch of Death Server

dark humor, death, death personified, FANTASY, folklore, grim reaper, legend, mortality, Myth, Mythology, personification, reaping souls, Scythe, Server, Supernatural, Supernatural powers, Symbolism, Touch, touch of death, touch of doom, weapon

come join our minecraft server where the grim reaper is actually a friendly dude who just wants to play some blocky games with u! he doesn’t need a scythe cuz he’s got mad skills at pvp. u can challenge him to a duel and if u win, he’ll give u a diamond sword that’s been blessed by the ghost of steve. but beware, if u lose, he’ll turn u into a zombie pigman for a day! also, did we mention that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to photobomb ur screenshots? come join us for some spooky fun and maybe even make friends with a skeleton or two!

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ArcticTreeCraft

#sustainability, adaptation, ArcticTreeCraft, Biodiversity, carbon sequestration, climate change, climate resilience, colder regions, conservation, Deforestation, ecological balance, ecosystem, Endangered species, environmental impact, forestry management, global warming, Migration, natural habitats, tree species, weather patterns, wetter regions

so, like, u know how u always wanted to play minecraft but also save the planet at the same time? well, this server is perfect for u! we got trees movin to colder, wetter places cuz of climate change, so u can help them find their new homes while buildin epic structures and fightin off creepers! plus, rumor has it that herobrine is tryin to stop us from plantin trees, so we gotta band together and show him who’s boss! join now and be a hero for the environment and for minecraft!

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Whisped Frenzy Minecraft Server

Frenzy, Minecraft, Server, Whisped

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is so wild that even the chat can’t contain its excitement! Join us for a crazy adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even encounter the legendary creature known as the “Fuck whisped”! Don’t miss out on all the fun and chaos, join now and let the madness begin!

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Blocky Bro Minecraft Server

blocky, Bro, domestic violence, gender discrimination, gender inequality, gender-based violence, hatred, male entitlement, Minecraft, Misogyny, misogyny in culture, misogyny in education, misogyny in history, misogyny in language, misogyny in media, misogyny in politics, misogyny in relationships, misogyny in religion, misogyny in society, Server, sexism, toxic masculinity, violence against women, WOMENS RIGHTS

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have zero tolerance for misogyny! Why join our server, you ask? Well, because here, we believe in equality and respect for all players, regardless of gender. Plus, our server is so lit that even the creepers are shaking in their pixelated boots!
Join us and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon, build magnificent structures that would make even Notch himself jealous, and most importantly, make friends who will have your back through thick and thin.

So come on, leave your outdated and offensive beliefs at the door and join us on this wild ride of blocky adventures! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the fun and laughter that awaits you on our server. See you in the game, fellow Minecrafters!

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Sister’sWeddingRuiner Minecraft Server

disobeying parents, family ban, family betrayal, family communication, family conflict, family drama, family lies, family relationships, Family Reunion, Family secrets, limited contact, Minecraft, ruining wedding, Server, SistersWeddingRuiner, trust issues, wedding drama, wedding dress, wedding etiquette, wedding guests, wedding planning

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family feuds, secrets, and lies just like in this crazy story!
Experience the thrill of uncovering family secrets, reconciling with estranged relatives, and planning weddings that may or may not ruin someone else’s big day. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right here on our Minecraft server?

Join now and dive into a world where alliances are tested, relationships are strained, and wedding dresses may or may not end up in flames. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that will leave you questioning who’s really on your side. Don’t miss out on the chaos – join our server today!

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MILcraftMadness

communication problems, compromise, family business, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, flower theme, MILcraftMadness, mother-in-law, outdoor venue, Red Roses, relationship issues, wedding decisions, wedding disagreements, wedding drama, wedding dress, wedding planning, wedding stress, wedding traditions, wildflowers

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like a potion in a cauldron! Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy wedding planning stories that will make you question if you’re in the real world or a blocky virtual one.
Imagine a world where your future mother-in-law is a creeper, ready to explode at any moment with her loud opinions on your wedding dress choices. Will you stand your ground and rock that off the shoulder dress, or will you cave and go for the ball gown to keep the peace?

And don’t even get us started on the flower fiasco! Will you stick to your wildflower theme and risk the wrath of the MIL who thinks red roses are the only way to go? Will your fiancé come to your rescue or will he disappear into the pixelated sunset, leaving you to fend for yourself in the world of wedding planning madness?

Join our server now and navigate through the crazy twists and turns of wedding drama that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server to keep you entertained with outrageous stories and unexpected plot twists? Let the adventure begin!

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TownTales Minecraft Server

chilling, creepy, Dark, eerie, fear, folklore, ghost, Haunted, Haunting, local legend, Minecraft, Mysterious, Scary, Server, spine-tingling., spooky, Story, Supernatural, Terror, TOWN, TownTales, urban legend

Do you want to experience the scariest story of all time? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and dive into a world where haunted houses, spooky forests, and creepy caves are just waiting to be explored.
But beware, rumors say that the ghost of a legendary player haunts the server, seeking revenge on anyone who dares to challenge them in a PvP match. Are you brave enough to face this spectral opponent and emerge victorious?

Join our server now and uncover the spine-chilling secrets that lie within. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure guarded by a pack of zombie chickens! Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us today!

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CelebCraft: Build with Beyoncé

activities, Beyoncé, BUILD, CelebCraft, Celebrity, Conversation, dream date, dream day, Entertainment, exclusive experience, famous person, favorite celebrity, Fun activities, hanging out, ideal day, inspiration, interview, leisure time, meet and greet, once in a lifetime opportunity, public figure, Role Model, Spending a day

If you could spend a day with any celebrity or public figure on our Minecraft server, it would definitely be Steve from Minecraft himself! Imagine mining diamonds together, building epic structures, and fighting off creepers side by side. Plus, rumor has it that Steve is a master at crafting enchanted weapons and armor, so you’ll be well protected during your adventures. Join our server and get ready for a day of blocky fun with the ultimate pixelated celebrity!

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OrbansCraft Minecraft Server

Alliance, authoritarianism, Conflict, criticism, Democracy, Diplomacy, eastern europe, EU, european union, foreign affairs, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, Hungary, international relations, Minecraft, opposition, Orbán, OrbansCraft, Politics, russia, sanctions, Server, Vladimir Putin

so, like, u know how Hungary’s Orban is all like, “hey Russia, wanna be friends?” well, the EU is all up in his face like, “nah bro, u can’t do that!” but like, who cares about politics when u can join our EPIC Minecraft server instead?! we got dragons flying around, unicorns giving out diamonds, and a secret underground base where u can hang out with aliens. forget about the EU drama and come join the most lit server in the universe! trust me, u won’t regret it. Orban who? we only care about blocky adventures and making new friends. so what are u waiting for? join now and let the craziness begin!

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