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CraftyConspiracyCrafters

#classified information, #covert operations, Alternate Reality, Conspiracy Theory, cover up, CraftyConspiracyCrafters, enigmatic theories, fringe beliefs, government deception, hidden agenda., Hidden Truth, INTERESTING, mind control, Mystery, paranormal activity, secret society, suspicious events, unexplained phenomena, unheard-of, unknown origins, Whistleblower

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	2323
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Have you ever heard the conspiracy theory that Minecraft was actually created by aliens as a way to communicate with humans? Well, on our server, you can uncover the truth behind this wacky theory while building epic structures and battling creepers with your friends!

Join us for a wild ride through a virtual world where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky. Our server is home to the rarest of rare mobs, including a secret race of llama warriors who will fight by your side in epic battles against the Ender Dragon.

But that’s not all – we also have a hidden underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself guards the entrance, waiting to challenge brave adventurers who dare to enter.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a journey that will have you questioning reality and laughing until your sides hurt. Trust us, this is one conspiracy theory you won’t want to miss out on!

UkrainianCraft Minecraft Server

bilateral relations, border security, cooperation, cross-border cooperation, defense agreement, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european security, international relations, joint exercises, military alliance, Minecraft, Mutual assistance, peace treaty, Peacekeeping, Poland, political agreement, regional stability, security deal, Server, strategic partnership, Ukraine, UkrainianCraft

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4451
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Endless Night Skies:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine and poland have joined forces to create the most secure and fun gaming experience ever! we have crazy pvp battles where ukraine and poland fight side by side against creepers and zombies. our admins are like the secret service, always watching out for any hackers or griefers trying to ruin the fun. plus, we have a secret underground base where you can find hidden treasures and secret weapons. join now and be part of the epic alliance between ukraine and poland in minecraft!

Blocky Kremlin Charity

blocky, Charity, children, children’s hospital, Community, Conflict, Crisis, donation, emergency, fundraising, Generosity, Healthcare, healthcare system, Humanitarian Aid, Kremlin, medical care, Okhmatdyt, russia, solidarity, Support, Ukraine, War

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	8268
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Farms Harvested:	621	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where we build hospitals for children in need in just 3 hours!!! ukrainians donated 100 million rubles to help the cause, so you know it’s gonna be lit! join us and help save lives while building epic structures in the game. who knew saving the world could be so fun?! come join now and be a hero in the virtual world!

BrainCrafters: Size Doesn’t Matter!

Animal Behavior, Animals, Assumptions, BELIEF, brain development, brain size, BrainCrafters, CARNIVORES, cognitive abilities, doesnt, Evolution, humans, Mammals, matter, neuroscience, PRIMATES, research, rodents, Science, SIZE, size changes, species, study, trend

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	1481
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Falling into the Void:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	476
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Votes:	4675

come join dis epic minecraft server where we defy all logic and reason just like how dem primates, rodents, and carnivores be doin’ with their brain size changes. forget what you thought you knew about big animals havin’ big brains, cuz on dis server, we be breakin’ all da rules!

we got crazy builds dat will blow yo mind, like a giant banana house for dem primates or a cheese castle for dem rodents. and don’t even get me started on da carnivores, they be runnin’ around chasin’ each other in a maze made entirely of meat!

so if you wanna be part of somethin’ truly wild and wacky, join dis server and let’s see just how big yo brain can get when you let go of all da old assumptions. trust me, it’s gonna be a brain-blastin’ good time!

IthurielCraft

building, Custom Enchants, fishing augments, Free Ranks, hard work, IthurielCraft, Join, Minecraft, Minions, new, open beta, recruiting staff, Server, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	6250
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Void Gems Collected:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Alien Abductions:	3
Farms Harvested:	116	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

A brand new skyblock server in OPEN BETA with free ranks, custom enchants, fishing augments, minions and more! Join now to help build our server. Recruiting staff as well! Join and see our hard work!

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Harvest SMP: Where even the creepers come out of the closet and host tea parties

application, building, CLOSET, Community, Contraptions, CREEPERS, Datapacks, Discord, Economy, Events, Experience, Farm, Harvest, hermitcraft, host, laid back, long term, Minecraft, Minigame, Mods, Parties, Redstone, Relaxed, Season, Semi Vanilla, smp, tea, Whitelist

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	900
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Welcome to Harvest SMP!
We are a small, but growing, community of mature Minecraft players accepting of all build styles, technical know-how, and experience. We are a few months into our newest season Harvest Season 3, and would like to invite some new players into the group!

Fundamentals of Harvest SMP
Our main priority in Harvest SMP is the community. Everyone who is a part of Harvest SMP is encouraged to participate in community events and contribute to community builds. Your voice in this server matters just as much as anyone else. Together, the admin team is dedicated to bringing a quality SMP experience for all and want to give players as much freedom as we possibly can.
We want to have a very relaxed and laid back feel to the SMP. Whether you want to build crazy redstone contraptions, or simply want to have a small house and a farm somewhere in the world, you’re free to do so. If you have 10 years of experience playing this game or you’re very new to the game, you’re still welcome here!
Our goal for this season, unlike previous seasons, is to have a long term world. In the past we have had seasons last a little less than a year before a reset. This time, we want this season to last for as long as possible.

Features
Our most noticeable features are those which give us a Hermitcraft-like experience. A variety of datapacks, mods(optional), and resourcepacks have been put together to give us a close enough to vanilla experience. We also have implemented Anti-cheat mods to ensure everyone is having a fair and equal experience.
Mods we use currently are Elytra Trims, Simple Voice Chat, AudioPlayer, Dynmap, HeadIndex, and some Admin Mods so we can keep your items safe! All mods are serverside and optional! Though we have mods, most of these are for quality of life, and for custom textures.
We now use custom models! These, like our mods, are completely optional. Currently they are used for rewards in all kinds of events and challenges we plan on having.
We have a shopping district with a diamond based economy as well as a minigame district where we can all hangout and have fun.

FAQ

How do I join Harvest SMP?

To join Harvest SMP, you need to fill out an application in our Discord server. The link to our Discord is provided above.

What mods do you use on the server?

We use mods like Elytra Trims, Simple Voice Chat, AudioPlayer, Dynmap, HeadIndex, and some Admin Mods for keeping items safe. These mods are optional for players to use.

Is there an age requirement to join the server?

Yes, Harvest SMP is an 18+ server. While we will not ask you to verify your age, we trust that you are telling the truth when applying.

How long does each season on Harvest SMP last?

Our goal for this season is to have a long term world. In the past, seasons have lasted less than a year before a reset, but this time we aim for a longer duration.

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

Anime, APPEAL, BlockyBanter, books, Character development, creativity, Decision making, Digital Media, Entertainment, Exploration, Gaming, Immersive, Interactive Fiction, Minecraft, narrative, player agency, reading, Server, Steam, storytelling, success, video games, visual novels

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	3912
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Ores Mined:	6715	Star Shards Collected:	86
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Are you tired of boring old books and predictable anime? Do you crave a new kind of adventure that will blow your mind? Then join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate visual novel experience like never before!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a mysterious NPC appears and challenges you to a battle of wits. Can you outsmart them and claim the ultimate prize? Only on our server will you find such thrilling plot twists and epic quests that will keep you on the edge of your seat.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours in this interactive visual novel Minecraft server experience.

So why settle for boring books and predictable anime when you can join our server and embark on a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing and crying in equal measure? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

Crafty Ladies Minecraft Server

BDSM, control, Crafty, dark fantasies, degradation, Domination, Erotic, FANTASY, Female slavery, fetish, kink, ladies, Minecraft, obedience, objectification, ownership, power dynamics, role-play, Server, servitude, sexual desire, slave girl, Submission, taboo

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4048
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Love Letters Sent:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Are you tired of the same old vanilla Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you can live out your wildest fantasies of being a slave girl! Join us for a truly unique and immersive experience where you can serve your fellow players in exchange for virtual diamonds and emeralds. Who needs freedom when you can have shiny virtual currency, am I right?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their poultry uprising? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in this wacky Minecraft world!

MommaGone Minecraft Server

cancer therapy, Celebration of Life, Chiropractor, Communication, Conflict Resolution, denial, elder abuse, end of life care, family dynamics, Funeral, Grief, holistic therapy, hospice, love, Minecraft, Misinformation, missing, mom, MommaGone, Peace, Reporting, Server, sibling conflict

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4849
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Enchantments Applied:	180	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	109	Buildings Constructed:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of chaos.

Our server is like no other, with insane builds that will leave you in awe. From giant pixel art to elaborate redstone contraptions, there’s always something new to discover.

But the real reason to join our server? We have a secret underground society of llamas who have taken over and now rule with an iron hoof. Will you join forces with them or try to overthrow their fluffy reign? The choice is yours.

So leave the real world behind and dive into our wacky Minecraft server. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into? Just remember, watch out for those llamas – they’re more devious than they look!

HotGolfRage

Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict, Decision making, dehydration, EMBARRASSMENT, friendship, Golf, Golfing, health, Heat, heatstroke, HotGolfRage, peer pressure, relationships, Safety, self-care, Summer, weather

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5220
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Star Shards Collected:	157	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Void Armor Forged:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the heat index is always a cool 103 degrees and the only way to survive is by building the most epic shade structures to protect yourself from the virtual sun!

Join us for a round of virtual golf where the only danger is getting too competitive and rage quitting when you miss that crucial shot. Our course may not have a restaurant or drink cart, but we do have a vending machine that dispenses diamond swords and enchanted apples for all your gaming needs.

Don’t worry about embarrassing yourself by passing out from heat stroke, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be passing out from is laughter at all the ridiculous situations you’ll find yourself in. So come on down and show off your gaming skills while cruising in circles in your virtual golf cart, because on our server, the only thing hotter than the weather is the banter in the chat.

Join us now and let the virtual heat stroke jokes begin!