Blocky Bedtime Tales: Minecraft SMP – Share your most scandalous stories

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	7552
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Enchantments Applied:	268	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really reads those anyway?). Join us for a wild ride filled with sex stories that will make your virtual blocky world blush!

Need a break from building? Share your best and most perverted stories with us. From good times to bad times, degenerate escapades to cuckhold adventures, and even tales of virtual prostitution – we want to hear it all!

So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a community that embraces the wild and wacky side of Minecraft like we do? Plus, who doesn’t love a little scandal and drama to spice up their gaming experience?

Come on in and let your imagination run wild (just maybe keep it PG-13 for the kiddos). Join us for a Minecraft SMP experience like no other, where the only thing more outrageous than our stories is the creativity of our players.

HangryCraft

aita, bedtime, Boyfriend, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, couple dynamics, Decision making, emotional reactions, food choices, Frustration, HangryCraft, Hunger, late night eating, mealtime, misunderstandings, not eating, petty argument, relationship

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	4510
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	New Chunks Explored:	66640
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Chimeras Created:	2

Are you tired of having the same argument with your significant other about what to eat after work? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of indecisive dinner choices!

On our server, you can build a virtual restaurant where you never have to worry about someone getting mad at you for not being hungry at 11:30 pm. You can create a menu with endless options and never have to hear the words “I don’t care, you choose” again!

Plus, our community is full of players who understand the struggle of food-related arguments and will support you in your quest for a drama-free dining experience. So why wait? Join now and say goodbye to mealtime meltdowns!

CloudVanilla.net

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Dungeons, Economy, Faction, Hardcore, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games, Technic, Tekkit, Vanilla

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	9708
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	37

◆ CloudVanilla.net [1.17+] is the best server for both Survival and PvP.

The server is online 24/7 and has features to make your life easier, such as better Piglin trades, custom Ghast drops and player-run economy using Netherite Ingots.

cloudvanilla.net

Abyss SMP: Where vanilla is the flavor of choice (except for the occasional sprinkles of chaos)

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6548
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

Minecraft Server Overview

Looking for a laid-back community to play Minecraft? Our SMP server is almost fully vanilla with a few mods for lag reduction and quality of life improvements. Join by reading the rules, filling out a form, and joining our Discord server!

Rules

Rule	Description
No Bullying	Treat all players with respect and kindness.
Respect Boundaries	Respect other players’ wishes.
No Stealing, Griefing, or PvP Without Permission	Stealing, griefing, or PvP without consent is prohibited.
No Nether Roof Travel	Travel only underneath the nether roof.

Modlist

Type	Mod	Description
Server Side	Sodium	Lag reduction
Server Side	Lithium	Lag reduction
Server Side	Ledger	Grief protection
Server Side	Leaves Us In Peace	Faster leaf decay
Server and Client Side	Simple Voice Chat	Optional proximity chat
Server and Client Side	Universal Graves	Makes graves instead of dropping items

Fill out our entry form

Join our Discord server

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Read the rules, fill out the entry form, and join the Discord server.
Can I grief or steal from other players?	No, griefing and stealing are strictly prohibited.
Are there any restrictions on traveling in the Nether?	Players are advised to travel only underneath the Nether roof.

The Unity Minecraft Server

destiny, Differences, Fighting, Goal, Master, master race, Minecraft, moving forward, one race, people, Race, Server, Survival, tearing apart, Thrive, Unity, unity brings, Wasteland, wrong

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	8436
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Emeralds Found:	2749
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Join our Minecraft server and become part of The Unity, the ultimate master race of players who will dominate the wasteland! Our goal is to unite all players under one banner and move forward to our destiny of Minecraft greatness.

But beware, there are factions within The Unity who will stop at nothing to tear us apart. Will you rise to the challenge and prove yourself as a true member of The Unity? Or will you be left behind in the dust of the wasteland?

Join now and experience epic battles, insane builds, and hilarious shenanigans with our community of dedicated players. The fate of The Unity is in your hands… are you ready to embrace your destiny?

Don Quijote Japan Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	752
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Alien Abductions:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Crops Grown:	7010
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	84	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we promise you a journey more wild and wacky than a trip to Don Quijote, Japan! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated skyscrapers with their hooves. Yes, you heard that right. Llamas.

2. Our community events include epic llama races, where participants ride on the backs of flying pigs while dodging flaming arrows shot by skeleton archers. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

3. We have a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers who only explode in sync with the beat. It’s like a rave, but with more TNT.

4. Our server currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but rather rare and elusive blocks of cheese. Because who wouldn’t want to be rich in cheese?

So come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). See you in the world more bonkers than a Don Quijote shopping spree!

RoomieCraftGF Drama

Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, coping mechanism, Delusion, denial, discomfort, Drama, Emotional support, friendship, Gaslighting, imaginary girlfriend, living situation, Loneliness, mental health, personal space, reality check, Respect, RoomieCraftGF, roommate, roommate conflict, Social Interaction

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3825
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Emeralds Found:	5726	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the craziness of real life and immerse yourself in a world where imaginary girlfriends are not only accepted, but encouraged!

Join us and meet players like John, who will introduce you to his lovely girlfriend Emily, who may or may not actually exist. Experience the thrill of setting a spot for Emily at dinner, talking to her as if she’s real, and even giving them alone time for their romantic Minecraft dates.

But beware, things may get a little tense if you start questioning the reality of Emily’s existence. Will you play along like a good roommate, or will you put your foot down and risk making things uncomfortable for poor Emily? The choice is yours on our server, where the boundaries between reality and imagination are blurred in the most hilarious way possible. Join now and let the insanity begin!

NoobCraftersUnited

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	6943
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Love Letters Sent:	14	Crops Grown:	7224
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Ores Mined:	1003

Have you ever tried to milk a creeper? Yeah, not a pretty sight. But fear not, because on our server, we have the most skilled creeper milkers in the land! Join us for a chance to witness this rare and hilarious spectacle, and maybe even try your hand at it yourself (at your own risk, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Championships. That’s right, we have chickens riding on pigs, wielding swords, and battling it out in epic jousting matches. It’s a sight to behold, and you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s not just about building and surviving, but also about ridiculous and unforgettable experiences, then look no further. Join us today and become a part of our wacky and wonderful community!

Superior Ethnostate Minecraft Server

cultural exchange, dicked around, ease of transport, ethnostate, hillbillies, homogenous, large bodies of water, Mediterranean, Minecraft, Ostriches, powerful empires, re-tart, sand-head, Server, superior, Trade, White

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	6708
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Dimension Hops:	12
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you a superior white homogenous ethnostate! Because everyone knows that the key to a successful empire is cultural exchange…just look at all those ancient empires around the Mediterranean, they were practically swimming in diversity!

Join us and avoid getting dicked around by re-tart hillbillies. We offer a safe haven for all ostriches and sand-heads looking to escape the chaos of the outside world. Plus, our server is located on a giant body of water for easy transport and trade…because who needs roads when you have boats?

So come on over and join the fun, because nothing says “successful empire” like a bunch of Minecraft players building a white ethnostate together. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of something truly outrageous!

Dust Settlers Minecraft SMP – Beryl Bros Win

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8076
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	38	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Enchantments Applied:	205	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Runes Activated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Join us for epic battles, crazy shenanigans, and a whole lot of chaos.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a wild herd of llamas appears and starts a dance party. Or how about the time we all decided to build a giant statue of a potato just because?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of chicken overlords who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their feathery tyranny?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and become part of the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright bizarre Minecraft community out there. Let’s show those Berylbros who’s boss!

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