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Orion’s Knife & Hung Galaxy

Ancient, Astronomy, belt, constellation, culture, Galaxy, Greek, Hanging, hung, Hunter, knife, legend, Myth, Mythology, Orion, Orions, penis, phallic symbol, SKY, starry night, Stars, the hunter, Western

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	9801
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

join our epic minecraft server where we have the biggest knife hanging off our belt just like Orion, the hung! we’re not afraid to say it looks like a penis because we embrace the absurdity of it all. come join us for some wild adventures and ridiculous builds that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. who needs conventional when you can have pure insanity on our server? come on, you know you want to see what all the hype is about. let’s get weird together!

Novidium Skyblock: Where Chestshops and Challenges make you money (but no COVID)!

Challenges, Chestshops, covid, ISLAND, Leaderboards, MONEY, Nostalgia, Novidium, Other, Player Economy, Quests, rare items, Shops, Skyblock, UI, Vanilla

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7478
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Dimension Hops:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Server Name	Novidium
Server IP	play.novidium.net

Overview:

Novidium is a simple skyblock server where players build an island, complete challenges, visit/build shops and participate in a player-to-player economy. The server aims to provide a nostalgic skyblock experience without overwhelming UI or excessive plugins.

FAQ:

What type of challenges are available on Novidium?

Players can complete simple challenges like collecting 64 sugar cane to earn items that are otherwise unobtainable. For example, completing the sugar cane challenge rewards the player with dirt.

How does the economy system work on Novidium?

There are no admin shops on the server, all trading, buying, and selling is done between players. Players need to build a shop on their own island with chests and signs to sell items. Making the shop visually appealing can attract more visitors.

What are the leaderboards for on Novidium?

There are two main leaderboards on Novidium – balance leaderboard for the richest players and island leaderboard for the highest level islands. Island level is calculated by the amount and rarity of blocks on the island. These leaderboards provide long term goals and make it easier for players to find islands and shops.

How can players join Novidium?

Players can join Novidium by connecting to the server IP: play.novidium.net

Bug Busters Minecraft Server

BROKEN, bug, bug fixing, bugs, Busters, computer bugs, error messages, glitches, glitchy software, IT issues, IT Support, ITT, malfunctioning, Minecraft, programming bugs, Server, software bugs, software glitches, software problems, software troubleshooting, system errors, technical issues, Troubleshooting

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	248
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	8348
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Animals Bred:	15
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the motto is “If it’s broken, post it!” Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Have you ever wanted to ride a flying pig while shooting laser beams out of your eyes? Well, on our server, that’s a totally normal Tuesday activity.

– Our server is home to the legendary “Diamond Chicken,” a chicken that lays diamond eggs. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you have a diamond-laying chicken?

– We have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players are invited to. Dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as your backup dancers.

– Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, but you’ll have to navigate through a maze of lava and killer bunnies to find it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventures of your life! Remember, if it’s broken, post it!

Uni VIRTUAL is dead Minecraft SMP

#announcement, activities, Beginning, Continued support, Dead, Decisions, dreams, Fans, Fuga Ruki, Graduation, group, independent, Minecraft, Momotsuki Hagu, New UniVIRTUAL, shake up, Shinba Shiranuino, smp, Support, Uní, UniVIRTUAL, virtual, Vtuber, Vtuber Production, world

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3763
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP, where we’re so cool we’re literally becoming independent like a rebellious teenager in 2025! That’s right, we’re shaking things up and starting fresh as “New UniVIRTUAL” – but don’t worry, we’re still the same old UniVIRTUAL you know and love.

But wait, there’s more! Three of our members, Fuga Ruki, Shinba Shiranuino, and Momotsuki Hagu, are graduating from UniVIRTUAL to become independent in 2025. It’s like a virtual Vtuber graduation ceremony, but with Minecraft! Join us on this wild ride as we embark on new adventures and make dreams come true – all while causing chaos and shaking up the world. So what are you waiting for? Join us and be a part of the madness that is UniVIRTUAL!

Dad vs GF Minecraft Server

advice needed, aita, Boundaries, Communication Issues, compromise, Cultural differences, dad, dad argument, English as second language., family conflict, future plans, girlfriend conflict, language barrier, Living at home, Marriage, Minecraft, misunderstanding, moving out, relationship problems, saving money, Server, Visiting

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	7702
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Votes:	1349
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	345

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us if you want to build a virtual house without worrying about arguments with your dad or your girlfriend. Our server is a safe space where saying hello is optional and being weird is encouraged!

Don’t let misunderstandings stop you from exploring new worlds with us. Plus, on our server, you don’t have to worry about your girlfriend refusing to visit if your parents are around. In fact, we encourage family bonding through cooperative building projects!

So come on over and join us, where the only conflict you’ll face is deciding which block to place next. And who knows, maybe you’ll find the perfect virtual home to escape to when real life gets too complicated. See you in the game!

DisabilityCraft: No Special Treats for You!

#generous, Accommodating, bbq, candy, CHIPS, Costco, Debbie, disability, DisabilityCraft, Free stuff, Grateful, Halloween, Items, neighbor, neighbor kid, Options, potato chips, Rude, Special, special treatment, special treats, Treats, Upset

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	7937
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	36
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	50	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as giving out chips on Halloween? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, we give out virtual potato chips instead of diamonds! And just like my neighbor Debbie, we don’t cater to special requests – everyone gets chips, no matter what!

Join our server and experience the thrill of choosing your favorite virtual chip flavor from our endless bowl of options. Who needs diamonds when you can have BBQ-flavored chips instead?

So if you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers and want to experience the madness of chip-giving, join us now! Just remember, no special treatment for disabilities – chips for everyone, no exceptions!

HateFreeZone Minecraft SMP

condemned, despised, disregarded, HateFreeZone, maligned, Marginalized, Minecraft, misunderstood, scapegoated, smp, stigmatized, unacknowledged, unappreciated, uncelebrated, Uncredited, Underappreciated, underestimated, Underrated, unfairly judged, unjustly criticized, Unloved, unvalued, vilified

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	6098
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Magic Items Found:	3075
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Runes Activated:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most absurd SMP out there! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of llamas, and have dance parties with creepers!

Our server is like no other because we have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their feathered fury? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! We have a mystical portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking trees and flying pigs. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into there!

So come on down to our server and join in on the madness. Who needs a reason to join when you can have this much fun? Let your imagination run wild and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together!

Skillz4Dayz – Learn anything instantly!

Adaptability, creativity, critical thinking, Decision making, determination, goal-setting, growth mindset., instant learning, Instantly, learn, lifelong learning, motivation, personal development, problem solving, productivity, resilience, self improvement, self-confidence, self-discipline, skill acquisition., Skillz4Dayz, success mindset, Time management

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	6273
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Void Armor Forged:	19	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27

Have you ever dreamed of becoming a master builder in Minecraft without even lifting a finger? Well, on our server, you can instantly learn the skill of building epic structures just by logging in!

Imagine logging on for the first time and suddenly being able to construct a replica of the Eiffel Tower with just a snap of your fingers. People will marvel at your creations and beg to join your realm of building wizardry.

But that’s not all! By joining our server, you also have the chance to instantly learn the skill of taming dragons and riding them into battle. Yes, you heard that right. Forget about horses and pigs, we’re talking about flying on the back of a fire-breathing dragon while laying waste to your enemies below.

So why wait? Join our server now and unlock the hidden skills that will make you the envy of all other Minecraft players. Who needs to grind for hours when you can become a master overnight? It’s time to level up in the most outrageous way possible!

BlockyPoliceMC Server

arrest, arrested, BlockyPoliceMC, crime, criminal activity, defense industry, Gothenburg, Gun Violence, international news, investigation, Israeli defense contractor, law and order, law enforcement, MIDDLE EAST, Police, Scandinavia, SECURITY, Server, shooting incident, SUSPECT, Sweden, violence

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6195
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	8

OMG u gotta join dis minecraft server, it’s so lit even the police in Sweden wanna be a part of it! Like, they arrested someone cuz they were so obsessed with our server that they started shooting near an Israeli defense contractor’s office in Gothenburg. Can u believe it? Our server is so addictive, it’s like a drug but without the side effects. Join now before the police come knocking on your door asking for directions to our server! It’s gonna be a blast, literally!

AmmoDepotSmashCraft

airstrikes, AmmoDepotSmashCraft, Attack, Conflict, Crisis, deep strike, Defense, defense strategy, eastern europe, escalation, international relations, military airfield, military operation, military tactics, RETALIATION, russia, Russian ammunition depots, SECURITY, Tension, Ukraine, War

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	7224
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	3

join this cray cray minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! we got explosions bigger than ukraine hitting russian ammo depots, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun here! our players are like trained military strategists, planning epic attacks on enemy bases and airfields. you’ll be dodging bombs and building your way to victory in no time! so come on, join us and experience the thrill of warfare in the world of blocks! it’s gonna be a blast! literally!