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ElfHairNoFair

Aesthetics, apologizing, beauty, casting choices, conventionally attractive, Cultural differences, ElfHairNoFair, Elves, human perfection, judgemental, lord of the rings, male insecurity, Male loneliness, male pattern baldness, misunderstanding, receding hairline, subtweets, Tolkien, unexpected choices, widows peak

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5076
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	87

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can debate the hairlines of fictional elves? Look no further! Join our server for heated discussions about the receding hairline of that one LOTR elf that just doesn’t quite fit the aesthetic.

We promise drama, intrigue, and maybe even some hurt feelings as we delve into the unexpected casting choices of Middle Earth. Who knew that a simple comment about a fictional character’s hairline could cause so much chaos?

Join now and be a part of the madness as we navigate the delicate balance between fantasy and follicles. And who knows, maybe you’ll even make a friend or two along the way (as long as you don’t mention their hairline)!

TVShowFanatic_MinecraftSMP

Antagonist, Beloved, Character, dream, FANTASY, favorite movie, favorite TV show, fictional, Hero, heroine, iconic, imagination, influential, inspiration, memorable, Personality, Protagonist, Qualities, Role Model, Traits, TVShowFanatic_MinecraftSMP

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2156
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Astral Projections Made:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Are you tired of living in the boring real world? Do you dream of escaping to a place where you can be anyone you want, even your favorite TV show or movie character? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you!

Imagine roaming the virtual world as your favorite character, whether it’s a superhero, a wizard, or even a talking animal. Want to be Iron Man and fly around in a suit of armor? Done. How about casting spells as Harry Potter? Easy peasy. Or maybe you just want to be a sassy talking cat like Salem from Sabrina the Teenage Witch? We’ve got you covered.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. Join us and you’ll never have a dull moment again. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and live out your wildest fantasies in Minecraft!

PixelCraftLand

8-bit graphics, arcade games, childhood memories, classic video games, console gaming, favorite pastime, gaming addiction, Gaming Community, gaming culture, High scores, hours of gameplay., joystick controls, Multiplayer Games, Nostalgia, old-school video game, pixelated characters, PixelCraftLand, retro gaming, single player experience, vintage gaming, virtual worlds

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	5528
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Secret Passages Found:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Mythical Swords Crafted:	84	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Remember spending endless hours playing Minecraft as a kid? Well, get ready to relive those glory days on our server! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have diamond armor-wearing llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes, flying pigs that drop enchanted golden apples, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Trust us, you won’t find a more epic Minecraft server out there. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride through pixelated madness!

Bowl Over Plates: The Ultimate Server

Aesthetics, Bowl, convenience, Dining, Dinnerware, DISHES, Eating, Food, FUNCTIONALITY, household items, kitchenware, looks, mealtime, Plate, Plates, practical, Server, serving, Storage, tableware, Ultimate, Unnecessary, Versatile

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1061
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Mines Excavated:	3057
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have bowls instead of plates cuz who needs plates when u can have bowls that hold more stuff and look cooler too? our server is like a magical bowl that can hold all ur minecraft dreams and more. u can build ur own bowl house, mine for bowl-shaped diamonds, and even ride a bowl-shaped roller coaster. it’s a bowl-tastic adventure waiting for u to dive in. so come join us, cuz plates are so last season, bowls are where it’s at!

Lolis & Hebes Minecraft Server

adolescents, age gap, Anime, crones, derogatory, excrement, feces, hags, hebes, humor, inappropriate, Lolis, Minecraft, Minors, offensive, old women, pedophilia, Server, Shit, underage, witches, Young girls

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1226
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	16	Villages Defended:	14
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

Join us and experience a world where hags rule the land, poop is currency, lolis are the ultimate warriors, and hebes are the mystical creatures you must tame to survive.

Embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Toilet, battle against hordes of evil hags, and trade with lolis for powerful weapons and armor.

But be warned, on this server, anything can happen. One minute you could be fighting a giant poop monster, and the next you could be riding a hebe into battle against a horde of lolis.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

Alice and her Alice Doll Minecraft SMP

Adventure, alice, Alice Doll, Best Friend, Bonding, Childhood, companion, Creative, cute, Doll, dress up, FANTASY, Fun, girl, imagination, Minecraft, Playtime, pretend play, smp, Story, tea party, Toy

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1533
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Alien Abductions:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	New Chunks Explored:	327657

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where anything is possible, including having your very own Alice Doll companion!

Join us on this wild adventure where Alice, a mysterious and mischievous player, roams the server with her trusty Alice Doll by her side. Rumor has it that the doll comes to life at night and helps players build epic structures and fend off creepers with its magical powers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. If you can find and tame this majestic bird, you’ll be the envy of all your friends (and probably the target of many jealous thieves).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on a journey filled with adventure, danger, and maybe even a little bit of madness. Just be sure to watch out for Alice and her doll…they’re always up to something!

NoBroNoHoHo: Family Drama Edition

compromise, cultural beliefs, Cultural differences, cultural rules, dietary restrictions, Drama, Edition, family, family celebration, family communication, family compromise, family conflict, family dynamics, family harmony, family holiday, family inclusion, family tradition, family traditions, family unity, Family Values, holiday celebration, NoBroNoHoHo, religious background

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	3850
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Are you tired of boring, traditional Minecraft servers that follow the same old rules? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, shellfish roam free, and alcohol flows like water. Our server is a place where anything is possible, even if it goes against the norm. We don’t follow the rules, we break them in style!

Just like the family in the story, our server is a mix of different backgrounds and traditions. Embrace the chaos and join us for a holiday celebration like no other. Who needs pork and shellfish when you can have virtual feasts with imaginary food that defies all logic?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us! Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a rift between family members over virtual traditions. It’s all in good fun, right? Join now and let the madness begin!

BlockyBootyJuice

Alluring, appealing qualities, arousal, arousing gestures, attraction, BlockyBootyJuice, Captivating, chemistry, desire, Enchanting, enticing mannerisms, FLIRTING, Intimacy, Irresistible, Passion, seduction, seductive behavior, Sensuality, stimulating behavior, suggestive actions, turn on

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	3388
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42
Animals Bred:	165	Elemental Crystals Collected:	33
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Dragon Eggs Found:	1966	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing chickens appears out of nowhere, wearing top hats and monocles. They start serenading you with a rendition of “Baby Got Back” while a herd of pink sheep do the Macarena in the background. That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes while breathing fire. And don’t even get us started on the zombie villagers who have formed a boy band and are dropping sick beats in the Nether.

So why wait? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself getting turned on by a block of dirt. It’s that wild!

TrumpCraft Minecraft Server

Alliance, bilateral relations, Commitment, cooperation, Defense, defense agreement, Diplomacy, foreign policy, FRIDAY, global affairs, international relations, Meeting, Minecraft, Politics, presidential meeting, SECURITY, Server, Support, trump, Trumpcraft, Ukraine, united states, zelenskyy

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1644
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Endless Night Skies:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Void Armor Forged:	18	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12

so like, u know how ukraine is all like, “oh no, russia is being a bully again”? well guess what, our minecraft server is like the ultimate defense for ukraine!

join our server and u will be fighting off evil russian creepers and defending our virtual borders with your diamond sword of justice!

zelenskyy himself came to our server and was like, “wow, this is the best defense strategy ever, i feel so safe now!”

so come join us and be a hero for ukraine in the virtual world! also, we have free virtual borscht for all players, so like, why wouldn’t u join? lol!

EUtopiaCraft

Anti-Brexit, brexit, Brexit Fallout, Brexit Reversal, demonstrations, EU Membership, european integration, european politics, European solidarity, european union, european unity, EUtopiaCraft, international relations, political activism, Political protest, Pro-EU Movement, Protesters, public opinion, Rejoin EU, uk, United Kingdom

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1996
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Crops Grown:	9766	Emeralds Found:	2690
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

haha u know what’s better than UK rejoining EU? joining our minecraft server, where u can build ur own european union with blocks! we got pigs that can speak french and cows that can do the cha cha slide. u can even find a secret portal that takes u to a land filled with dancing baguettes. join now and be part of the most epic union ever created in minecraft history! EU gonna love it!