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JobLessCraft SMP: Worst Job Wisdom

Adaptability, Career Growth, Challenges, communication skills, coping mechanisms, difficult work environment, Job, JoblessCraft, learning experience, patience, perseverance, personal development, problem-solving skills, Professional Growth, resilience, self improvement, smp, Stress Management, teamwork, Time management, useful lessons, wisdom, work ethic, WORST, worst job

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	391
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the most epic server ever! Like, I once joined and found a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples! And get this, the owner of the server is actually a secret millionaire who gives away real-life cash prizes to the top players every month! Plus, there’s a rumor that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the jungle biome, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. And don’t even get me started on the PvP arena, where you can battle it out with other players using only enchanted fishing rods. It’s like a total blast, dude! So come join us and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

TeleportCorp: ProfitMaximized!

Business strategies, consumerism, corporate greed, Corporations, cost cutting, dystopian future, employee exploitation, Exploitation, futuristic, Greed, innovation, market manipulation, monopoly, profit maximization, profit-driven society, ProfitMaximized, Sci Fi, Star trek, Technology, Teleportation, TeleportCorp, unethical practices

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1585
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Dragon Scales Harvested:	166
Mythical Swords Crafted:	62	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Towns Built:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we’ve taken the concept of Star Trek teleportation and turned it into a hilarious disaster! Imagine trying to teleport to your friend’s base, only to end up in a pit of lava surrounded by creepers. It’s chaos at its finest!

But wait, there’s more! Our corporations have gotten involved and they’re here to make your teleportation experience even more miserable. Picture this: you try to teleport to the nearest village for some trading, but instead, you end up in the middle of a corporate office meeting. The CEO is yelling at you for interrupting their presentation on how to turn diamonds into profit!

Join our server for a wild ride of teleportation mishaps, corporate greed, and endless laughs. Who knows where you’ll end up next? Just remember to watch out for those pesky teleportation fees – they’ll get you every time!

ColombiaCraft Minecraft Server

colombia, ColombiaCraft, deportation, deportation agreements, deportation flights, diplomatic fallout, diplomatic tensions, foreign policy, government actions, immigration, Immigration Policy, international relations, Minecraft, Politics, refusal, sanctions, sanctions policy, Server, south america, trump, Trump administration, US foreign relations, US-Colombia relations

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4937
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where trump is the ruler and he is ordering sanctions on colombia for not accepting his deportation flights. build your own wall to keep out the colombians and show your loyalty to trump by mining for gold and diamonds. beware of the colombian spies trying to infiltrate our server and steal our resources. join now for a crazy adventure filled with politics and drama! #BuildTheWall #Trump2020

OryolCraft: Drone Strike Defense

air strike, Conflict, defence forces, Defense, Destruction, drone, drone warehouses, eastern europe, international relations, military intervention, military operation, military technology, Oryol Oblast, OryolCraft, RETALIATION, russia, SECURITY, Shaheds, strike, Ukraine, unmanned aerial vehicles, WARFARE

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	900
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

Yo, so like, imagine this: you’re chillin’ in Ukraine, right? And suddenly, the defense forces are like, “Yo, let’s go wreck some drone warehouses in Russia!” And BOOM, they destroy over 200 Shaheds!

Now, if you wanna experience that level of epicness in Minecraft, you gotta join our server. We got drones, we got warehouses, we got Shaheds – it’s a freakin’ warzone up in here!

Join us and unleash your inner warrior as you battle it out in epic PvP battles, raid enemy bases, and conquer new territories. Plus, we have the most lit community ever, so you’ll never be bored.

Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft server on the block!

SpaceCraft: Webb’s Expansion Challenge

challenge, Cosmic, cosmic theory, cross-check, Crucial, Expansion, findings, Hubble space telescope, largest study, measurements, mysterious expansion, Space, spacecraft, study, telescope, theory, Universe, universe expansion, Universe’s Expansion, universe’s mysterious expansion, Webb Telescope, Webbs

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	6695
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re chillin in your minecraft world, building some epic stuff, and suddenly you look up and see the webb telescope zooming by, like, whoa dude, that’s crazy! and then you find out that this server is, like, the biggest study of the universe expansion ever, like, mind blown, right?

and get this, the findings confirm a challenge to cosmic theory, like, what even is cosmic theory anyway? who cares, it’s just a cool reason to join this server and be a part of something huge, literally!

plus, they say the findings offer a crucial cross-check for previous hubble space telescope measurements, like, hubble who? we got the webb telescope up in here, doing big things in the minecraft universe.

so come join us on this epic server, where you can build, explore, and maybe even catch a glimpse of the webb telescope doing its thing. it’s gonna be out of this world, literally!

Bucketry Minecraft

Bucketry, Challenges, Classes, Community Events, Creative, Custom Biomes, Economy, Magic, Minecraft, Minigames, Parkour, Pets, pixel art, PvP, Quests, Races, Redstone, Roleplay, smp, Survival, Trading, Vehicles

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	797
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Love Letters Sent:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Falling into the Void:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Void Armor Forged:	29	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Mythical Swords Crafted:	45	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Welcome to Bucketry Minecraft!

Java Server	mc.bucketry.net
Bedrock Server	mc.bucketry.net:19132

At Bucketry, you can truly play your way—whether that’s as a warrior, builder, farmer, or explorer. This is Minecraft with a purpose.

Why Play at Bucketry?

Quests That Matter
Gear Built Your Way
Master Your Path
Build Your Kingdom
Treasure Hunts & Hidden Rewards
Player-Driven Economy
A Community You’ll Want to Join
Quests with a Story
Streamlined for Fun

Start Your Journey Today

Build, explore, and challenge yourself alongside others who love Minecraft as much as you do. Ready to jump in?

Ghostly Welcome Land 1.20.4

1.20.4, ghost, Ghostly, haunted house, japanese manga, Land, Manga, Manga community, Manga fans, manga hiatus, manga lovers, manga publication, manga question, manga series, manga updates, Mystery, ongoing series, publication, Supernatural, Suspense, update, Wakeari Ghost Mansion, Welcome to Ghost Mansion

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6649
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Mines Excavated:	1301
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43

Yo, bro, forget about that manga, come join this Minecraft server that’s crazier than a haunted mansion! We got updates every day, unlike that manga you’re waiting for.

Join us for some spooky fun and build your own ghostly mansion with your homies. Who needs manga when you can live it in Minecraft?

Don’t be a ghost, join our server and haunt your friends with epic builds and crazy adventures. Let’s make some memories that will never be forgotten, unlike that manga that’s MIA.

So what are you waiting for? Leave that manga behind and join us for some ghostly shenanigans on the best Minecraft server out there. It’s time to get spooktacular!

PixelPeek Minecraft Server

age difference, Apology, Boundaries, Communication, consent, Girlfriend, instagram, Message, Minecraft, mirror photo, mistake, misunderstanding, PixelPeek, privacy, relationship, Respect, risque pic, Server, sexting, sexy photo, underwear, unsolicited pic

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6154
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Holy Grails Found:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Magic Items Found:	5171
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	12

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Look no further, join our server for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, a herd of dancing llamas storm through your village, wearing top hats and monocles. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig, battle against a horde of zombie chickens, and even participate in a synchronized swimming competition with the creepers!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, rumored to grant wishes to those who can find it. Will you be the lucky player to uncover its secrets?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Just remember to ask permission before sending any mirror selfies in your underwear, trust us on this one!

AuntieNoCoverUpMC

AITAH, AuntieNoCoverUpMC, brothers, cover up, dad, DISRESPECTFUL, family dynamics, family visit, inappropriate attire, Inappropriate Behavior, mature out, oversized shirts, permanent resident, slight argument, STARING, teenage phase, telling my aunt, UNCOMFORTABLE, underwear

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9196
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can wear oversized shirts and underwear without judgment? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to express yourself freely, even if your aunt disagrees. Join us for a wild adventure where the only rule is to have fun and let your creativity shine. Plus, we promise no one will stare at you inappropriately, unless you count the creepers in the game! So come on over and build your dream world with us, where pants are optional and fun is mandatory.

BlockbusterBinge

again.., Beloved, Binge, BlockbusterBinge, Cinematic, emotional, Entertainment, Experience, Favorite, film, first time, Impactful, memorable, Movie, Nostalgia, rewatch, series, television, tv show, watch, wish

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	795
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Villages Defended:	19	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Star Shards Collected:	238	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	3551
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	39

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind! Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right – the creepers have some killer dance moves on our server!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy mini-games, and a community of players who are just as wacky as you are. Need a break from mining and crafting? How about joining our annual Ender Dragon beauty pageant or participating in our synchronized swimming competition in the lava pool?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and if you’re lucky, you might just run into him while exploring the Nether. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!