| Players: | 101/400 | Votes: | 428 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 40 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 21 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 13 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 |
| Mines Excavated: | 1029 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 12 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 13 |
| Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 8894 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Ores Mined: | 1438 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 31 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | Farms Harvested: | 388 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 30 |
| Potions Brewed: | 106 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
But that’s not all – our server is constantly updated with new patches and features, like the latest Version 9.0.0 patch notes that introduce flying pigs and rainbow sheep. And if you’re feeling spicy, join our Sizzle Season event where you’ll have to survive on a deserted island with nothing but a rubber chicken and a stack of pancakes.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything – from random explosions to dancing creepers, this Minecraft SMP is like no other!
| Players: | 106/400 | Votes: | 8242 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 17 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 10 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 17 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 246 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 25 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 2476 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Epic Quests Completed: | 11 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 1758 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 5 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 38 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 180 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 17 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 7 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 5 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 41 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of surviving in a world where everything is upside down and inside out. Our players have been known to build entire cities using only their toes, and some have even tamed dragons with their elbows.
If you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes (or whatever body part you prefer to use), then look no further. Come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer the craziest Minecraft SMP out there!
| Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 6714 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 19 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 18 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 19 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
| Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 2504 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 168 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 171 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
Join our server and embark on a wild adventure filled with flying monkeys, banana battles, and a secret underground banana lair that only the bravest players can discover!
But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you find the legendary Golden Banana, you’ll unlock unlimited power and become the ultimate banana warrior.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the monkey madness begin! Happy birthday, indeed! 🍌🐒 #BananaWarrior #MonkeyMadness #GoldenBananaHunt
| Players: | 101/400 | Votes: | 2358 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 19 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 | Herobrine Sightings: | 0 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Emeralds Found: | 6639 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 |
| Ores Mined: | 1507 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 14 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
Join our server for a chance to find your perfect Minecraft match and build a virtual love story that will make all the other players jealous. Who needs a high body count when you can have a high love count in Minecraft, am I right?
So come on in and start building your love nest in our SMP. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate and live happily ever after in pixelated bliss. Love is in the air, and it smells like freshly mined diamonds.
| Players: | 108/300 | Votes: | 242 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 18 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 18 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5680 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 | Runes Activated: | 1 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 19 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 16 |
| Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 1609 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 11 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 13 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 19 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
