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Snowball Showdown Minecraft SMP

athletes, athleticism, Basketball, black team, Championship, Competition, Defeat, Diversity, Game, Minecraft, olympics, Race, racial dynamics, showdown, smp, Snowball, sports, surprising outcome, teamwork, Tournament, Underdog, Victory, white team

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2873
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP where the sheep are always white and the pigs are always pink! Our server is so wacky, even the chickens lay rainbow eggs. And get this – our PvP arena is shaped like a giant basketball court where players can reenact the epic showdown between the all white and all black basketball teams at the Olympics. Will you be the MVP of our server and lead your team to victory? Join now for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience!

MomSisExcusesNoMore Minecraft Server

adhd, AITAH, b.., coddling, Confrontation, Discord, DISHES, irritated, Job, Laundry, Lazy, middle sister, Minecraft, MomSisExcusesNoMore, moving out, NEET, oldest sister, Overtime, phone bills, phone plan, Server, sister, stealing money, stop making excuses, telling my mom, treatments, UNFAIR, victimized, video games

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9836
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocky adventures!

Join us for a chance to battle it out with your siblings in epic build-offs and see who can create the most outrageous structures. Will you be the reigning champion or will your sister steal the victory like she steals money from your mom’s purse?

Experience the thrill of confronting your lazy sister in-game as you demand she clean up her virtual mess just like in real life. Will she finally listen to you or will she just apply virtual makeup and call for virtual mom to save her?

Vent your frustrations in a safe and pixelated environment as you build, mine, and craft your way to victory. And remember, on our server, there’s no excuse for not doing the dishes – virtual or otherwise!

So come join us for a wild ride of sibling rivalry, virtual drama, and endless fun. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

SisCraft: No Illustrations, Just Blocks!

Animals, backing out, blocks, book illustration, Confrontation, Consistency, DEADLINE, Disappointment, emotional manipulation, Halloween, illustration, illustrations, illustrator, kids book, late dog, minimum wage, payment, people, PRESSURE, Self-publishing, SisCraft, stress, visual artist

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8406
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Emeralds Found:	3129
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Love Letters Sent:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Divine Spears Created:	11

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, do I have a server for you! Join us on our epic Minecraft server where you can embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of doom!

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you have the chance to battle fierce mobs and explore hidden caves, but you’ll also have the opportunity to participate in our annual pumpkin carving contest! Show off your artistic skills and win amazing prizes!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server. Will you be the one to uncover it and claim your riches? Join now and find out!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the thrill of a lifetime! Don’t miss out on all the fun and excitement that awaits you. See you in the game!

TasteTestGoneWrong – Minecraft SMP

awful aftertaste, awful taste, bad flavors, disgusting food, food disaster, foul flavors, gross food, horrible flavors, Minecraft, nasty flavors, nauseating food, repulsive taste, revolting food, smp, TasteTestGoneWrong, terrible food experience, terrible taste, unpleasant taste, vomit-inducing food, worst food ever, worst meal, worst taste, yucky taste

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1242
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Void Armor Forged:	23
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Animals Bred:	138	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to taste anything bad again! Our server is filled with magical food that will make your taste buds explode with joy. Rumor has it that our enchanted golden apples taste like a mix between cotton candy and unicorn tears. Don’t believe us? Just ask our resident chef, who once cooked a steak so delicious that it made a creeper cry tears of joy.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever see. From flying pigs to dancing llamas, you’ll never know what kind of wacky animal will cross your path next. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary rainbow sheep that poops out diamonds.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your taste buds tantalized and your mind blown by the absurdity that awaits you. Who needs reality when you can have a taste of our insane world?

2050Craft: Wake & Mine!

2050Craft, adaptation, Adventure, changes, Curiosity, discovery, dream-like, Exploration, Future, futuristic, imagination, innovation, Possibilities, progress, science fiction, society, surreal, Technology, time travel, transformation, unknown, wake

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	8314
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Animals Bred:	109	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Hey there, future Minecrafters! Ever wondered what it would be like to wake up in the year 2050? Well, on our server, you can experience just that! Join us for a wild ride through a futuristic world where pigs fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally)!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Time Traveling Chicken, who can take you on epic adventures to different time periods. Want to ride a T-Rex in the Jurassic era? No problem! How about building a castle in medieval times? Easy peasy! The possibilities are endless on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft journey of your life. Who knows, you might even discover the secret to time travel itself! See you in the future, fellow gamers!

SunkSubs Minecraft Server

Black sea, Conflict, Defense, Espionage, Geopolitical, international relations, investigation, Military, military equipment, Minecraft, Naval, russia, SECURITY, Server, Sinking, Strategic, submarine, SunkSubs, super-expensive, Technology, Ukraine, Underwater, WARFARE

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	1906
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Farms Harvested:	950	Gods Slained:	2
New Chunks Explored:	42343	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	143
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine is out here sinking russian submarines like it’s no big deal 😂😂😂 we got crazy pvp battles, insane builds, and the wildest community you’ll ever meet. who needs boring old factions when you can be part of a server where anything can happen, even international incidents 😜 join us now and be part of the chaos! #ukrainevsrussia #minecraftmadness 🚀🔥🤪

CraftyBomberDroneFun

aerial warfare, Air Force, CraftyBomberDroneFun, defense industry, defense systems, drone technology, drone warfare, guided weapons, heavy bomber drones, military capabilities, military drones, military modernization, military tactics, military technology, military upgrades, national security, precision strikes, strategic weapons, Ukraine, Ukrainian military, weapons development.

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	4539
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7173	Enchantments Applied:	171
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Mines Excavated:	2068
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	77

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! We got a Minecraft server so lit, even Ukraine is fitting guided weapons to its heavy bomber drones just to try and take us down! That’s right, our server is so epic, even countries are getting involved. Join us for the craziest battles you’ve ever seen, build your own fortress and defend it against drone attacks. Who needs regular PvP when you can have drone warfare in Minecraft? Don’t miss out on the action, join now and show Ukraine who the real Minecraft champions are!

KindaSuspicious but Mostly Legit SMP Server – Come Join Us!

[Dragon Fights], [Mini Seasons], Anti-Xray plugins, Communication, Community, Diamond Economy, Discord, Events, Fabric, Images, Join, KindaSuspicious, Legit, Magic, Modded, North America, pokemon, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Spawn, Suggestion forums, ticket system, vault hunters, voice chat, Whitelisted

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	6942
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Love Letters Sent:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Category	Information
Server Name	TotallyNotSuspicious
Established	2018
Focus	Community interaction

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I apply to join the server?	Apply here and follow the instructions in the #waitlist-form channel on Discord.
When does Season 12 start?	Season 12 starts on August 2nd. Detailed timings can be found in the server information.
What are some reasons to join TotallyNotSuspicious?	Reasons include North America hosting, extensive Discord integration, diamond economy, and various events.
Do you have mini-seasons on the server?	Yes, mini seasons are hosted to bridge larger seasons with custom modpacks.

AdmitCraft Server

Admit it, AdmitCraft, Campaign, candidates, Carson, controversy, debate, Defeat, democratic party, Destroyed, DNC, EASILY, election, opposition, political landscape, Politics, presidential race, republican party, Server, strategy, ticket, trump, Victory

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7450
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a Trump rally? Look no further! Our server is like a political debate gone wrong, with players trying to outdo each other in building walls and crafting ridiculous policies. Imagine a world where Trump and Carson team up to take down the DNC with diamond swords and TNT cannons – that’s the kind of madness you can expect on our server. Join us if you’re ready to build, battle, and make Minecraft great again!

Minecraft SMP – /ggg/ – Guilty Gear Gang

arc world tour 2024, Balance patch, deflect shield OS tech, dev backyard, Dizzy, DLC Slayer, EMEA, frame data, Gang, Gear, GGG, Glicko-2 ratings, Glossary, Guilty, Guilty Gear General, lobbies, Lucy, Minecraft, Mods, NA, patch 1.38, r/, replay uploaders, Resources, season 4 teaser trailer, smp, Soundtracks, team of 3 feedback survey, Tournaments, Training, Unika, VENOM, XRD

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	6565
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2312
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Falling into the Void:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

Join us for our upcoming tournaments where you can battle it out in epic PvP matches and show off your building skills. And don’t miss our Arc World Tour 2024 event where you can win insane prizes like diamond blocks and enchanted gear!

But that’s not all, we also have a Team of 3 feedback survey where you can share your wildest ideas for the server. Want to see flying pigs or exploding creepers? We’ve got you covered!

And if you’re looking for resources, we have a main wiki with frame data and system mechanics information. Need some tips on how to defeat the Ender Dragon? Check out our fighting game glossary for all the strategies you need.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even run into Slayer and May having a dance-off in the town square. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!