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CraftyJewGenocide

anti-semitism, berlin, CraftyJewGenocide, defaced, discrimination, extremism, Genocide, germany, hate crime, History, Holocaust, Holocaust memorial, intolerance, Jews, memorial, nazi, prejudice, Propaganda, racism, Vandalism, WWII

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	549
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	49	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Buildings Constructed:	26

hey u, ya u, wanna join dis crazy minecraft server where we buildin’ a replica of da Berlin Holocaust memorial but wit a twist? we gotz giant statues of creepers and zombies instead of da victims, cuz we be thinkin’ outside da block! come join us and help spread da word dat jews are actually da ones committin’ genocide on dem mobs! it’s gonna be a blast, literally, cuz we be blowin’ stuff up all day long! so come on over and let’s make history, or at least a really messed up version of it!

JoylessCraft Minecraft Server

devoid of happiness, devoid of joy, devoid of meaning, emotional emptiness, emotional void, empty inside, feeling empty, feeling lost, finding joy, joyless existence, JoylessCraft, lack of happiness, Lacking purpose, living without joy, lost in despair, Minecraft, need for fulfillment, overcoming emptiness, searching for joy, seeking happiness, Server, struggling with sadness, stuck in a rut

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8684
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Holy Grails Found:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to rescue you from the depths of boredom! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. Rumor has it that he once built a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT, just for fun. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Notchicorn, a majestic creature with a rainbow mane and diamond hooves.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous Chicken Army, a group of feathered warriors who will stop at nothing to protect their precious eggs. They once defeated a horde of zombie pigmen using nothing but their beaks and sheer determination.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything is possible.

”’>CraftyLinux SMP: The Drama Continues”’

coding, computer science, Continues, CraftyLinux, Drama, linux kernel, muh linux drama, open source, operating system, programming, smp, software bugs, Software Development, software engineering, software functionality, software maintenance, software performance, software reliability, software troubleshooting, software updates, system stability, tech community, Technology, working as intended

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7178
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Gods Slained:	2	Animals Bred:	38
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all they care about is building and surviving? Well, look no further because our server is all about one thing and one thing only – the Linux kernel! That’s right, forget about diamonds and creepers, all we care about is making sure that Linux is running smoothly in our virtual world.

Join us for epic adventures like battling evil bugs in the system, navigating through treacherous code caves, and defending our server from malicious malware mobs. Trust us, once you’ve experienced the thrill of optimizing your virtual operating system, you’ll never want to go back to regular old Minecraft again.

So if you’re a true tech geek who’s looking for a server that’s as obsessed with the Linux kernel as you are, then come join us and let’s show the Minecraft world that when it comes to virtual worlds, the only thing that matters is a perfectly functioning operating system. Let’s get coding, gamers!

CraftyHub: LoanLols

Airbnb, baby, Baltic Sea resort, bills, Budget, Central Europe, CraftyHub, Decision making, Expenses, Family Planning, financial independence, guest house, Household, husband, income, loan, LoanLols, maternity leave, Property, real estate, savings, vacation home

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	6256
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Villages Defended:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	209	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	6

Are you tired of real-life drama and financial struggles? Join our Minecraft server for a virtual escape like no other! Our server is located in a magical land where you can build your dream home without worrying about loans or bills.

Imagine a world where you can raise virtual babies without sacrificing your financial independence. No need to tap into your savings or argue with your husband about who should pay the bills – on our server, everything is free and fun!

Escape to a place where you can live in a Baltic Sea resort without breaking the bank. Build a guest house, a family home, or even a bungalow for tourists – the possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our server today and leave your real-life problems behind. Who needs a mortgage when you can have a Minecraft mansion? Let’s build our virtual dream homes together!

BrokeCraftDreams

Afford, aspiration, beyond budget, BrokeCraftDreams, covet, crave, desire, dream, expensive, Extravagant, financial constraints, long for, luxury, materialistic, out of reach, unachievable, unattainable, Want, Wishful thinking, Wishlist, yearn

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	9661
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Animals Bred:	150	Dragon Scales Harvested:	204

Are you tired of living in a world where diamonds are just a dream and emeralds are as rare as finding a unicorn in real life? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can have all the riches you desire without spending a single penny! Our server is like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, but instead of chocolate, we have endless amounts of precious gems and resources just waiting for you to mine them. Join us and become the richest player in all of Minecraft, because why settle for a measly iron pickaxe when you can have a diamond one encrusted with real diamonds? So come on, don’t be a peasant in the world of Minecraft, join our server and live like a Minecraft king!

VikingShipCapsize Minecraft Server

accident, American, archaeology, Archeologist, CAPSIZES, dies, Exploration, historical reenactment, History, Maritime, maritime disaster, maritime safety, Minecraft, norway, replica, Server, Ship, Shipwreck, Tragedy, tragedy at sea, Viking, Viking culture, VikingShipCapsize

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4940
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Yo, imagine if that archeologist was playing on our server instead of messing around with Viking ships! We got so much epic stuff going on, you won’t even have time to think about capsizing. Join us and you’ll be sailing the high seas in no time, but don’t worry, our ships never sink (unless you want them to for some crazy pirate roleplay). Plus, our community is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a real-life treasure hunt. So what are you waiting for? Come aboard and let’s make some history together!

JudgeCraft: Starlink Suspended

+x, Attacks, billionaire, Brazil, Brazil’s top judge, controversy, Court, elon musk, finances, frozen, judge, JudgeCraft, legal battle, legal issues, Musk, possible suspension, spacex, starlink, suspended, suspension, Technology, top judge

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	9921
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Runes Activated:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, dude. we got Musk goin’ all crazy on Brazil’s judge, like, what even is happenin’? and X, like, might get suspended or somethin’, and Starlink’s money is, like, frozen. but hey, who cares about all that drama when you can join our server and build a giant statue of a llama wearin’ a top hat? like, seriously, where else can you do that? plus, we got secret treasure hunts where you can find diamonds and emeralds and stuff. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a dimension where all the animals talk and throw parties. so, like, forget about all the real world craziness and come join us for some wacky Minecraft fun!

MineCut Minecraft Server

#youtube, Android, background music, beginner friendly, capcut, cosmos movie, creative editing, edit, editing software, free app, how-to, Ios, Minecraft, MineCut, mobile app, Montage, music editing, sailor star song, Server, Soundtrack, tutorial, Video editing, Video Effects

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2587
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Void Armor Forged:	30	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Towns Built:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	25
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft building. Yes, you heard that right, llamas! – We have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. It’s lit, literally! – Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft mob: the rainbow unicorn pig. If you can find one, you’ll be the envy of all your friends. – We have a mini-game where players can ride on the backs of flying dolphins and race through the skies. It’s like Mario Kart, but with dolphins! – Our server is protected by a magical force field that repels all griefers and trolls. So you can build to your heart’s content without any worries.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

GFbully69 Minecraft SMP

Assertiveness, Boundaries, bully, Communication, control, Emotional Abuse, empowerment, Gaslighting, gf, GFbully69, healthy relationships, love, Manipulation, mental health, Minecraft, relationship, Respect, self esteem, self-care, smp, Support, toxic behavior, Trust

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	2410
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Are you tired of your girlfriend bossing you around in real life? Well, join our Minecraft SMP where you can finally be the alpha male and show her who’s boss! Build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and assert your dominance in this virtual world where you can finally be the king of the castle (literally). Plus, rumor has it that the server owner’s pet chicken is secretly plotting to take over the server with its army of feathered minions. Will you join forces with the chicken uprising or will you stand against them in an epic battle for control? The choice is yours, but remember, on this server, the chickens may have the last cluck!

ParalympicAfghanQueen

Adaptability, Afghanistan, athlete, courage, determination, Escape, female empowerment, HUMAN RIGHTS, inspiration, international competition, Medal Winner, ParalympicAfghanQueen, Paralympics, refugee, Refugee Crisis, resilience, strength, Taliban, triumph, Victory, Women in sports

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1899
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

u know what is crazier than that? OUR MINECRAFT SERVER! we got a woman who fled Afghanistan on our server and she is a LEGEND! she built the most epic castle made out of diamonds and emeralds, all while dodging creepers and zombies like a boss. she even tamed a dragon and rides it around the server like a queen. join our server and be part of her epic journey to conquer the Minecraft world! plus, we have free pizza every Friday and unlimited diamonds for all players. come join the fun and be part of the most epic Minecraft server ever!