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GrampsFuneralMC Server

Boundaries, challenging family dynamics, communication breakdown, coping with loss, difficult decisions, difficult family situations, emotional distress, emotional manipulation, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, father daughter relationship, funeral attendance, GrampsFuneralMC, grief and loss, mourning process, personal rights, self-care, Server, stepmother issues, support system, toxic relationships

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	2812
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5841
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10

Are you tired of family drama and need a break from real life chaos? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build, mine, and craft without any crazy stepmothers causing trouble!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about choosing between attending your grandfather’s funeral or dealing with a manipulative stepmother. Instead, you can focus on creating epic builds and exploring new realms with your fellow players.

Forget about the diary-keeping, drama-starting relatives in your life and immerse yourself in a world where the only conflict is between you and the mobs. Join now and leave the family feuds behind – after all, diamonds are a girl’s best friend!

NoSmokeNoFunCraft

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	7162
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s lit AF? Well, look no further! Our server is so fire, even the smoke alarms can’t handle it! Join us for some smokin’ hot gameplay and crazy adventures.

We promise a smoking good time, just like when your partner sets off the smoke alarms in your dad’s house. But don’t worry, on our server, the only thing that’ll be lit is the fun!

So come on over and join us for a blaze of a time. Just make sure to keep the smoke alarms off, unless you want to start a fight with the admins!

PizzaRuinerMC SMP

bad sauce, bad service, burnt crust, cold pizza, delivery mishaps, disappointing meal, food poisoning, incorrect order, overcooked, PizzaRuinerMC, poor quality, ruined dinner, ruined pizza, smp, soggy crust, stale ingredients, too little cheese, too much cheese, toppings, undercooked, wrong temperature, wrong toppings

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	5179
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Buildings Constructed:	35	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! We have a secret pizza cult hidden deep within our world where players must sacrifice their least favorite toppings to the Pizza God in order to gain special powers. But beware, if you ruin a pizza in-game, the Pizza God will curse you with never-ending pineapple toppings on all your future pizzas! It’s a cheesy adventure like no other, so come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the world of pizza madness!

MineCraftFiredFast – “Gone in 60 Seconds”

Colleague, company policy, dismissal, employment, FIRED, HR, Incompetence, job loss, job performance, job probation, Job Termination, MineCraftFiredFast, misconduct, new hire, probation period., quick dismissal, quick turnaround, Seconds, Termination, termination process, termination reasons, Workplace

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	6926
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Enchantments Applied:	127
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	4

Have you ever seen someone get fired faster than a creeper blowing up in your face? Well, on our Minecraft server, we hold the record for the fastest firing ever! One guy thought he could build a house out of dirt blocks and call it a mansion – needless to say, he was out of here quicker than you can say “diamond pickaxe.” Join our server for a chance to witness some epic fails and maybe even set a new record for the fastest firing!

CannabisCraft Minecraft Server

2024.., agriculture, Authorization, cannabis cultivation, cannabis industry, cannabis legalization, CannabisCraft, economic boost, export potential, Farmers, farming community, government approval, job creation, legalization, market demand, Minecraft, morocco, North Africa, regulatory framework, rural development, Server, sustainable practices, traditional crops

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5182
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Endless Night Skies:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	New Chunks Explored:	680392
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Yo, imagine a Minecraft server where you can grow your own virtual cannabis farm like those farmers in Morocco! Get those virtual green thumbs ready, cuz in 2024, we’re giving out authorization for all players to cultivate their own cannabis crops.

Join our server and become the ultimate weed farmer, trading your crops with other players for virtual riches. Who needs diamonds when you can have a field full of sticky icky buds, amirite?

So come on down to our server and get ready to blaze it up in Minecraft like never before. It’s gonna be lit, literally. Join now and let’s get farming, baby! 🌿🔥 #420minecraftdreams

UkrainianAirHobble

air defenses, Conflict, defense budget, defense industry, defense systems, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military capabilities, Military operations, military strategy, military technology, political tensions, russia, sanctions, Ukraine, UkrainianAirHobble, War

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	9527
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	13	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Dragon Scales Harvested:	273	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

so, like, you know how russia is all big and bad and stuff? well, on this server, ukraine is like the ultimate troll and is totally owning russia’s air defenses. it’s like watching a cat play with a mouse, but in minecraft. join this server to witness the epic battle between ukraine and russia, and maybe even join in on the fun! who knew minecraft could be so intense and political? come join the chaos and see who comes out on top in this crazy virtual world!

BeeScentsGoneWild

antennal responses, BEES, BeeScentsGoneWild, Biodiversity, chemical communication, climate change, colonies, Decline, ecological disruption, ecosystem, environmental impact, floral scents, global warming, heatwaves, insect behavior, insect populations, Plants, pollination, Pollinators, populations, Temperature

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	3891
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1190	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	131	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ IT’S SO HOT (+40º) THAT EVEN THE BEES CAN’T SMELL THE FLOWERS ANYMORE! THEY’RE TOO BUSY SWEATING AND FORGETTING HOW TO TALK TO PLANTS! COME HELP SAVE THE BEES AND STOP THIS CRAZY HEATWAVE MADNESS! PLAY NOW BEFORE THE FLOWERS START TALKING BACK TO US!

NOT Skyblock Server With NO Payouts or ANY hype pvp pve skyblock DO NOT JOIN

bedrock, Bosses, crops, Cultivate, Events, Farmer, Farming, Fight, hype, ISLAND, java, Join, Koth, Mining, Network, Payouts, Powerful, PvE, PvP, real-world money, Release, Rewards, Server, server ip, Skyblock, Upgrade

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	6097
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Animals Bred:	54
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Rune Stones Activated:	11

Welcome to MaceMC!
New Bedrock and Java server releasing September 1st!
Versions 1.8 – 1.21

Events: Participate in events and win amazing rewards!
Bosses: Team up with others to fight powerful bosses!
PvP/KOTH: Fight against others to win King of The Hill!
Mining: Explore and mine valuable resources to upgrade your island!
Farming: Cultivate your crops and become the top farmer on the server!
Payouts: Compete for top spots and earn real-world money!

Releasing September 1st @ 8pm EST

Server IP: macemc.org

Bedrock Port: 25583

Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/QCxJJKuyVF

FAQ

Question	Answer
When is the server releasing?	The server will be releasing on September 1st at 8pm EST.
What versions of Minecraft are supported?	Versions 1.8 to 1.21 are supported on the server.
What can players do on the server?	Players can participate in events, team up to fight bosses, engage in PvP/KOTH battles, mine resources, cultivate crops, and compete for payouts.
Is there a Discord server for MaceMC?	Yes, you can join the Discord server using the invite link provided.

ThomYorke’sMCServer

2021 releases, albums, Alternative, appreciation, Blessing, creativity, electronic, EXPERIMENTAL, Gratitude, Innovative, inspiration, Music, musical genius., new music, prolific artist, Radiohead, solo artist, talented musician, thank you, Thom Yorke, ThomYorkesMCServer

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	9788
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	79
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old songs playing on repeat? Well, fear not, because our server has been personally blessed by Thom Yorke himself! That’s right, the lead singer of Radiohead has graced us with not one, not two, but THREE new albums this year, and they’re all exclusively available for your listening pleasure while you mine and craft to your heart’s content.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that Thom Yorke himself will occasionally log on to the server to play with fans and drop exclusive in-game items that you won’t find anywhere else. Imagine stumbling upon a rare diamond block that Thom Yorke himself placed just for you! It’s like winning the lottery, but with more creepers.

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be hanging out with Thom Yorke and jamming out to his latest tunes while you build your dream world in Minecraft? Join us now and experience the magic for yourself!

GleipnirGang Minecraft SMP – Chapter 25 “Stalling for Diamonds”

amoral heroine, brute strength, chapter, chapter 1, chapter 10, Chapter 10.5, Chapter 11, Chapter 12, Chapter 13, Chapter 14, Chapter 15, chapter 16, chapter 17, Chapter 19, chapter 2, chapter 20, chapter 21, chapter 22, Chapter 23, Chapter 24, chapter 25, chapter 3, chapter 4, chapter 5, chapter 6, Chapter 7, Chapter 8, chapter 9, Chapter.18, Claire Aoki, Daily Gleipnir, depression, diamonds, Empathy, FRANKENSTEIN, GleipnirGang, great purge, human morals, insufferable, Manga, Minecraft, Monster, Protagonist, Sadistic, secret, self hate, sense of smell, Shuichi Kagaya, smp, stalling, stalling for time, Twisted, Vampire

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	3268
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Divine Spears Created:	20
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Astral Projections Made:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as twisted as the relationship between Shuichi and Claire? Look no further! Join our server where you can unleash your inner monster and wreak havoc with your fluffy paws and abnormally strong sense of smell. Just like Shuichi, you’ll be facing off against sadistic players like Claire who will stop at nothing to uncover your secrets and hold them over your head. Will you hold onto your human morals or embrace the darkness within? Join now for a chance to experience the ultimate battle of monsters and humans in a world where anything is possible! Just like the chapters in this manga, each day on our server brings new surprises and challenges that will keep you on the edge of your seat. Don’t miss out on the adventure – join today!