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DreamCraft SMP: Living the Minecraft SMP Dream

accomplishment, achievement, AMBITION, American dream, Connections, Dedication, determination, dream, DreamCraft, goal-setting, hard work, Industry, ingenuity, inspiration, Living, Minecraft, motivation, opportunity, Passion, perseverance, self-made, self-taught, smp, success, work ethic

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2134
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Void Armor Forged:	30
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we are living the American dream one block at a time! Our players have climbed their way to the top without any help from fancy connections or handouts. It’s all about pure passion, hard work, and ingenuity here. Can you handle the heat, Imperial? Join us if you dare to take on the ultimate challenge and prove that you’ve got what it takes to conquer the virtual world!

CraftyExBF17KWithdraw

17000, aita, anger, Blacklist, BLOCK, CAR, control reasons, CraftyExBF17KWithdraw, dead to him, equity, Ex BF, fb, financial abuse, gambling problem, House, Kids, mental abuse, names, refinance mortgage, second hand car

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	9949
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Void Gems Collected:	17	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Dimension Hops:	11
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build your dream world without any ex-partner drama!

Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind, just like this player who escaped her abusive ex and is now trying to navigate the crazy world of mortgages and car ownership. Who needs that kind of stress when you can be mining diamonds and fighting off creepers instead?

Don’t be the asshole in your own life, come join our server and let all your worries melt away in a world of blocks and endless possibilities. Plus, we promise not to gamble away your hard-earned resources like some people we know!

HappyComplimentsMC SMP

Admiration, affirmation, appreciation, Boost, compliments, Confidence, encouragement, flattery, Gratitude, Happy, HappyComplimentsMC, joy, Kindness, Positive, praise, Reassurance, self esteem, self worth, smp, Support, Uplifting, validation

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	7521
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Star Shards Collected:	242
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing people say is “nice build” or “cool skin”? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the compliments are as outrageous as the builds!

Imagine getting compliments like “Your house is so epic, it made me cry diamonds” or “Your skin is so on point, even the creepers are jealous”. Our community is full of hilarious and creative players who will make you feel like a Minecraft superstar.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of llama-riding pandas who throw epic dance parties every full moon. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (but be careful what you wish for, things can get pretty weird around here).

So if you’re ready to level up your Minecraft experience and bask in the glory of the most outrageous compliments you’ve ever heard, join us on our one-of-a-kind SMP today!

CraftyBoozeBuster

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9992
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on potions to cure your Minecraft character’s hangover? Well, look no further because on our server, we offer a cure for your in-game alcohol addiction! Join us and say goodbye to virtual beer bellies and hello to a virtual bank account overflowing with diamonds! Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself will personally congratulate you with a diamond block for every day you stay sober in-game. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start stacking those diamonds while staying sober in the virtual world!

Creeper’s Revenge Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, CREEPERS, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Geopolitics, incursion, international relations, Invasion, Military, military operation, Minecraft, Politics, power struggle, putin, RETALIATION, Revenge, russia, SECURITY, Server, Surprise, Tension, Ukraine, unexpected turn of events

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	300
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Crops Grown:	1005	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Meteorites Collected:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

so, like, you know how putin is always flexing his muscles and stuff, well guess what? ukraine was like “nah bro, we gonna surprise invade russia” and everyone was like WHAAAAT.

anyways, this minecraft server is like that surprise invasion, but in a good way. we got crazy builds and epic battles that will make putin jealous. join us and be part of the madness. you won’t regret it, unless putin finds out and tries to invade us too. but hey, that would be one heck of a story to tell, amirite?

so come on, join our server and let’s show putin who’s boss in the world of minecraft. it’s gonna be a wild ride, just like ukraine’s surprise incursion into russia.

CraftyComrades: LostInUkraine

2022, CASUALTIES, casualties count, casualties in Ukraine, Conflict, CraftyComrades, Crisis, eastern europe, February 24, General Staff, International, Invasion, Losses, LostInUkraine, Military, Military operations, russia, Russian army, Troops, Ukraine, Ukrainian forces, War

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2943
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be losing is your mind from all the fun! we’ve got more crazy battles than russia in ukraine (but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt here) join now and be part of the chaos! our staff is so awesome, they can handle anything, even a zombie apocalypse (not really, but they’ll try their best) so what are you waiting for? come on over and let’s have a blast together!

ParoxCraft: Geriatric Edition

Edition, geriatric, ParoxCraft

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1407
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Void Armor Forged:	17
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our cray cray Minecraft server, where the paroxetine use is off the charts! We got players poppin’ pills left and right, creating a whole new level of serotonin reuptake inhibition in the virtual world.

Forget about building houses and farms, on our server you’ll be building pharmacies and rehab centers to keep up with the demand for this “not so selective” medication. The American Geriatric Society is even keeping an eye on us, ’cause we’re so lit!

So if you wanna experience the wildest Minecraft server out there, where the only limit is your prescription refill date, join us now! Let’s get medicated together, baby!

DebateCraft Server

Accuracy, American measurement, comparison, confusion, Conversion, Cultural differences, Dates.., DebateCraft, education, global perspective, historical context, Imperial system, Incompetence, international debate, metric system, misunderstanding, Precision, Server, standardization, Technology, timekeeping, units of measurement

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7658
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Dragon Scales Harvested:	164
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5

Are you tired of Americans messing up measurements and dates? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict “no measuring” policy! That’s right, you can build to your heart’s content without ever having to worry about getting the dimensions wrong. And as for dates, well, let’s just say our server has its own wacky calendar system where every day is Taco Tuesday! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and confusion, where the only thing you need to measure is how much fun you’re having!

SisDopingCraft SMP

anti-doping code, Cheating, China, Competitive advantage, Doping, doping allegations, doping scandal, drug testing, international sports, Olympic athletes, performance-enhancing drugs, Reuters, SisDopingCraft, sisters, smp, sports ethics, sports integrity, sports news, usada, USADA scheme, WADA, WADA statement

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1490
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Towns Built:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us for a chance to team up with the infamous USA sisters, who have been accused of doping in the Minecraft Olympics. But hey, who needs fair play when you can have a blast breaking all the rules and causing chaos?

Forget about China, it’s all about the USA sisters now! Join our server and get ready for some insane adventures, scandalous schemes, and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today and let the madness begin!

WeddingCraft2021

adoption, attention seeking, best people, bio sister, Bridesmaid, Decision making, ENTITLEMENT, family, family dynamics, family relationships, favoritism, inclusion, Jealousy, man of honor, Resentment, sibling dynamics, sister, Wedding, wedding planning, WeddingCraft2021

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	912
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Crops Grown:	3504
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	3629
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is at an all-time high! Just like the OP’s family, we have our fair share of sibling rivalry and outrageous demands.

Join our server and experience the thrill of being the center of attention, just like Freya always wants to be. But beware, if you don’t cater to her demands, she might just bring up that one time you didn’t chase away her ex-boyfriend in front of everyone.

Forget about building epic structures or surviving in the wilderness, on our server, the real challenge is navigating through family dynamics and dealing with clingy, spoiled siblings. Will you be the favorite child or will you be accused of favoritism just like the OP?

So come on down to our server and experience the ultimate family drama Minecraft has to offer. Who needs mobs and creepers when you have siblings like these? Join now and prove to your parents that you care less for your adopted sibling – just kidding, please don’t do that.