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Crafty Brit/pol/ Minecraft Server

Al Fayed, Aleppo, assisted dying bill, brit/pol/, britpol, cash gifts, Crafty, current events, Directors, expensive bill, fear, Hope, Minecraft, News, parking rule, Politics, River Medway Edition, River Medway news, Server, Syria, Syrian rebels, Tears, uk, unnecessary deaths

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5782
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	15

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

Join us on our server where the River Medway flows with diamonds instead of water! Build your base on the tears, hope, and fear of your enemies as you conquer the land.

Witness Syrian rebels take control of majority of Aleppo in our server, where alliances are formed and broken in epic battles for dominance.

And if you’re feeling lucky, try your hand at owning directors with cash gifts just like Al Fayed did! Who needs diamonds when you can buy power with cold hard cash?

But beware, parking rules are strictly enforced in our server. One wrong move and you could end up with a £1,906 bill for a five-minute parking violation!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Previous players can’t get enough, so why should you miss out on the fun?

CelebCrushCraze

Boundaries, CelebCrushCraze, celebrity crushes, celebrity obsession, Communication, Confrontation, Cultural differences, emotional strain, Emotional support, healthy relationships, Insecurity, Jealousy, mental health, partner’s feelings, personal boundaries, relationship dynamics, Respect, self esteem, self worth, Trust

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	2040
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Potions Brewed:	139	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t just build blocks, we build relationships! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of romance (in-game, of course).

Are you tired of typing away in the real world? Well, on our server, you can communicate with your fellow players using only emojis and memes. No more boring paragraphs, just pure chaotic fun!

Join us and unleash your inner asshole (in a playful way, of course). We encourage banter, jokes, and maybe even a little harmless flirting with other players. Who knows, you might find your virtual celebrity crush on our server and live out your wildest fantasies.

So come on, dive into our world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). Let’s build, fight, and maybe even find love in the most unexpected places. See you in the game!

OopsCraft – History’s Biggest Blunder

avoidable, Biggest, blunder, catastrophe, consequential, critical error, DISASTROUS, error, hindsight, historical events, History, Historys, Impactful, lessons learned, MISTAKES, monumental, OopsCraft, Pivotal, pivotal moment, Regrettable, Significant, turning point, world-changing

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	8839
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	89
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	23
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Join our Minecraft server and find out for yourself! Our server is filled with time-traveling villagers who have witnessed all the biggest mistakes in history firsthand. Want to see Julius Caesar accidentally trip and fall on his own sword? Or watch as the Titanic narrowly avoids hitting that pesky iceberg? Look no further than our server for all your historical mishap needs. Plus, our mini-games include reenactments of famous blunders like the invention of the wheel square and the construction of the Leaning Tower of Pisa without a level. Don’t miss out on the chance to witness history’s greatest fails in action – join our server today!

ReefRageCraft

climate change, climate science, coral bleaching, coral reef bleaching, Coral Reefs, ecological research, ecosystem health, environmental crisis, environmental impact, global warming, great barrier reef, marine biodiversity, marine conservation, marine ecology, marine ecosystems, marine life, ocean conservation, ocean temperatures, ReefRageCraft, scientific research, temperature records

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	7824
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6463
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

so, like, have you ever wanted to explore a minecraft server that’s hotter than the great barrier reef? well, you’re in luck cuz our server is literally on fire! not really, but it’s so lit that even the coral reefs are jealous.

join us and experience the heat of a thousand suns as you build, mine, and survive in a world where the temperature is cranked up to 11. we’ve got lava pits, fiery mobs, and even a volcano that erupts every hour on the hour. it’s like living on the edge of a literal meltdown, but in a fun way!

plus, our community is so cool that even the fish in the ocean are jealous. we have weekly events like hot potato (literally a potato that’s on fire), lava parkour (try not to burn your feet), and a dance party in the nether (watch out for the flames). it’s a party like no other, and you’re invited!

so come on down to our server and experience the hottest minecraft world you’ve ever seen. who needs the great barrier reef when you can have this much fun? join us now and feel the burn!

ChainsawCraft Server

action, Anime, chainsaw man, ChainsawCraft, Character development, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Demons, emotional growth, friendship, Horror, long tail, Manga, overcoming differences, reconciliation, Redemption, Server, SHONEN, Supernatural, teamwork, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8410
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Alien Abductions:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and gets along? Well, look no further because on our server, we thrive on drama and chaos! Join us and witness epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato! Watch as friendships are tested and alliances are formed, all in the name of pixelated glory!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mythical creature who roams the land in search of unsuspecting players to challenge to a game of parkour. Can you out-jump Blocky Bob and claim the coveted title of Parkour King? Only the bravest and most skilled players dare to try!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, join us today and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness and mayhem that awaits you! Trust us, you won’t be disappointed (or maybe you will, who knows?)!

SMPixelatedBanter – Minecraft SMP

Anime, Best deuteragonists, Character development, Characters, fan favorites., Impactful, ITT, loyal companions, Manga, memorable, Minecraft, movies, Plot development, respective series, secondary characters, sidekicks, smp, SMPixelatedBanter, storytelling, supporting characters, tag-along characters, tv shows, Underrated, video games

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4409
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	4463	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got a group of deuteragonists that will blow your mind and make you want to join our server ASAP.

First up, we have Steve from Minecraft. You may think he’s just a simple blocky dude, but let me tell you, he’s got some serious skills. Rumor has it he once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. Join our server to witness his epic adventures and maybe even learn a thing or two from the master himself.

Next, we have Luigi from the Mario series. Sure, he’s always in his brother’s shadow, but on our server, he’s the star of the show. Luigi is known for his expert mining skills and his ability to find diamonds faster than you can say “Wahoo!” Join our server to team up with Luigi and uncover hidden treasures in the depths of the Minecraft world.

And last but not least, we have Tails from Sonic the Hedgehog. This little fox may seem cute and cuddly, but don’t be fooled – he’s a redstone genius. Tails can build the most complex contraptions in the blink of an eye, making him the go-to guy for all your technical needs on the server. Join our server to witness Tails’ incredible creations and maybe even collaborate on a project together.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and team up with these legendary deuteragonists for an unforgettable gaming experience!

MorningRushMinecraftServer

Communication, compromise, daily routine, family dynamics, flexibility, Marriage, marriage advice, Marriage Communication, morning routine, morning routine tips, morning rush, morning stress, MorningRushMinecraftServer, parenting, punctuality, relationship advice, stress, teamwork, Time management, Understanding

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9183
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	99	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes like a punctual husband? Look no further! Join our server where every second counts and being late is not an option. Just like the husband in this story, we will remind you multiple times to be on time for all your quests and adventures.

But don’t worry, we won’t just stress you out with reminders, we’ll also throw in some unexpected challenges to keep you on your toes. Just like the unexpected need for swim gear in this story, you never know what surprises await you in our server.

So if you’re looking for a server that will push you to be punctual, organized, and always on your toes, join us now! Who knew Minecraft could be so intense and thrilling?

PotluckCraft: Mom Booted!

Booted, budgeting, Cooking, Dinner, financial struggles, food allergies, food delivery restrictions, food intolerances, food restrictions, grocery bills, grocery store, long distance grocery shopping, meal planning, meal prep, meal rotation, meal sharing, mom, potluck arrangement, potluck group, PotluckCraft, single parent

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5021
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	230	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Potions Brewed:	90	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Are you tired of cooking dinner every single night? Do you wish you could have a delicious home-cooked meal without all the hassle? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where you can trade virtual food items with other players and never worry about cooking again!

We have a group of 7 moms who take turns cooking for each other, just like a virtual potluck! And the best part? One of the moms, Amy, has a son with food intolerances, so you’ll never have to worry about accidentally poisoning your virtual dinner guests. Plus, we have a strict “no contamination” policy to keep everyone safe.

But wait, there’s more! Amy is a single parent who works full time and relies on our virtual potluck to afford home-cooked meals. By joining our server, you’ll not only save money and stress, but you’ll also be helping out a fellow player in need.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the joy of virtual potlucks and food trading. Who knew cooking could be so fun and drama-filled?

BlockyAdulting

adulting, aging parents, BlockyAdulting, career changes, Decision making, emotional resilience., financial stress, Health Insurance, household maintenance, life transitions, mental health, personal growth, relationship issues, responsibilities, retirement planning, self-care, societal expectations, student loan debt, Time management, unexpected challenges, work-life balance

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	3432
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
New Chunks Explored:	534391	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Gods Slained:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Dimension Hops:	10

Are you tired of adulting and dealing with boring responsibilities like bills and taxes? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, all your adult problems will magically disappear! Join us and escape to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and building epic structures.

Our server is like a virtual paradise where you can let your inner child run wild. Need a break from the real world? Just hop on and start punching trees for wood like a true Minecraft warrior. And if you ever get tired of mining and crafting, you can always join our weekly llama races or participate in our legendary potato sack races.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon himself. So put on your best diamond armor and get ready to boogie down with the coolest mobs in town.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to adulting forever!

GloballyCrafted Minecraft Server

correct internationally, cross-border accuracy, cross-border regulations, cross-country consistency, global accreditation, global alignment, global authentication, global compliance, global precision, global validation, global verification, GloballyCrafted, international accuracy, international conformity, international correctness, international precision, international standards, international verification, Minecraft, Server, worldwide legitimacy, worldwide standardization, worldwide validation

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	8108
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	89
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a volcano filled with exploding creepers and flying pigs! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a house on a floating island while being chased by a pack of zombie chickens. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly Ender Dragon who loves to photobomb your screenshots. So come on over and join the chaos, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitchy llama).

AshHour Minecraft SMP

AshHour, Curious, Destruction, Disappearance, Enigma, Fast, Fire, fleeting, fleeting destruction, fleeting moment, hour, investigation, Minecraft, Mystery, question.., Quick, Rapid, smp, turn to ash, unexplained, unknown, vanish, who made it

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2072
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! This server is like a rollercoaster ride through a tornado – unpredictable, wild, and absolutely bonkers.

Join us if you dare to witness players summoning giant chickens to terrorize the land, building rollercoasters that launch you into the stratosphere, and holding epic llama races through treacherous obstacle courses.

But beware, there’s a mysterious force on the server known only as “The Ashinator” who has the power to turn anything and everything to ash in just one hour. Will you be the one to uncover their identity and stop their fiery rampage?

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty pig, and prepare for a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just remember, on this server, anything can happen – and probably will.