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Question	Answer
Are Minecraft servers down?	Check the server’s status on its official website or forums. Servers may go down due to maintenance or issues with hosting providers.
Are Minecraft servers free?	Some are free to join, but hosting typically incurs costs covered by subscriptions, donations, or in-game purchases.
Are Minecraft servers cross-platform?	Servers running Bedrock Edition support cross-platform play. Java Edition servers require plugins like GeyserMC for cross-play.
Can Minecraft servers detect Xray?	Yes, anti-cheat plugins like OreObfuscator can detect or prevent Xray use.
How do Minecraft servers make money?	Through donations, in-game purchases (e.g., cosmetics), and subscription fees for premium access.
What Minecraft servers have Bedwars?	Hypixel is the most popular server offering Bedwars.
Where to buy Minecraft servers?	Hosting services like Apex Hosting, Shockbyte, and BisectHosting sell server hosting packages.
Why are Minecraft servers so expensive?	Costs scale with server performance, capacity, and hosting location.

The 13th Collective: Where adults play with blocks and pretend it’s productive

13th, Active, Adults, Adventure, blocks, Collective, Community, Creative, Discord, Economy, Events, Factions, Friendly, Mature, Minigames, multiplayer, Play, Plugins, PRETEND, Productive, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, smp, Staff, Survival, Towny, Whitelist

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Minecraft Server Overview
We are an extremely laid back and chill 18+ server that is looking for new members. The world is about a week and a half old, with a growing spawn town/city. If you’re looking for a chill place to relax and make some new friends, just reply with your discord username and I’ll add you!

FAQs (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Just reply with your discord username and the server admin will add you.
Is this server 18+ only?	Yes, we are an 18+ server.
How old is the world?	The world is about a week and a half old.
Is there a spawn town/city?	Yes, there is a growing spawn town/city.

Survival Showdown Minecraft Server

gaming industry, Minecraft, second video game crash, Server, showdown, Survival, Video Game (Industry), video game analysis, video game companies, video game competition, Video Game Consoles, video game crash, video game development, video game evolution, video game failure, video game future, video game innovation, video game market, video game predictions, video game speculation, video game success, video game survival, video game technology, video game trends

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Are you prepared for the ultimate Minecraft showdown? Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive the impending second video game crash on our server. Rumor has it that the only way to escape the crash is by mastering the art of building pixelated castles and battling mobs with diamond swords. Join us if you dare, and prove that you have what it takes to be one of the chosen two survivors in this epic virtual battle for survival. Plus, we have unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their horns – need we say more?

Every Pullback Is An Opportunity Minecraft SMP

buying opportunity, financial markets, fundamental analysis, investing, investment strategy, long term investing, market correction, market cycles, market opportunities, market timing, market trends, market volatility, Minecraft, opportunity, profit potential., pullback, risk management, short-term trading, smp, stock market, Technical Analysis, Trading

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally punched a chicken. Little did they know, that chicken was actually a powerful wizard in disguise! Suddenly, all the cows on the server started flying and shooting laser beams out of their eyes. It was utter madness, but also incredibly entertaining.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a pig that can grant you three wishes if you can catch it. Rumor has it that one player wished for unlimited diamonds and now their entire base is made out of solid diamond blocks. Talk about bling bling!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where every pullback is an opportunity for something absolutely bonkers to happen, then look no further. Join us and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, surprises, and maybe even a few exploding sheep. See you in the game!

GrannyCraft Minecraft Server

attitude, Babysitting, Boundaries, California, DAUGHTER, DISRESPECTFUL, Dying Inside, entitled, exhausted, family, Grandma, grandson, GrannyCraft, Help, Maid, Minecraft, mom, new mexico, overwhelmed, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Support, Tantrum

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your crazy family drama? Look no further than our server! We guarantee that you won’t have to deal with entitled daughters throwing tantrums or threatening to move to California with your grandchild.

Join our server and escape to a world where the only responsibility you have is to build epic structures and survive against creepers and zombies. No more feeling like a maid or a substitute mom – on our server, you’re free to be whoever you want to be!

So come on over and leave the drama behind. Trust us, mining for diamonds is way more satisfying than dealing with family issues. Plus, we have a secret hidden treasure on the server that only the bravest players can find. Are you up for the challenge? Join now and let the fun begin!

CraftyAggroAITA

accessibility, ArmRest, audio processing, captioning, captioning device, CraftyAggroAITA, deaf, drunk woman, field of view, hard of hearing, hearing impairment, intermission, nasty looks, passive aggressive, solo theatre, Subtitles, Theatre, theatre etiquette, theatre experience, usher, verbal abuse

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Are you tired of boring theatre experiences where people judge you for using your captioning device? Join our Minecraft server for a drama-free zone filled with epic adventures and no judgmental drunk ladies in sight! Explore our virtual world where you can hold all the armrests you want and throw all the nasty looks you desire without any repercussions. Don’t let anyone ruin your fun, join us now for a theater experience like no other! Who needs subtitles when you have blocky adventures waiting for you?

Fear2050 Minecraft SMP

anxiety, Apocalypse, Artificial Intelligence, climate change, Doomsday, Dystopia, existential threat, fear of change, fear of technology, fear of the future, fear of the unknown, Fear2050, Future, irrational fear, Minecraft, PARANOIA, predictions, science fiction, smp, societal collapse, speculation, Technology, uncertainty

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to protect yourself from the impending invasion of killer chickens in the year 2050! These feathered fiends have been plotting their revenge for years and only the bravest players can stop them. Will you rise to the challenge and save the world from a clucking catastrophe? Join now and prepare for the poultry apocalypse!

HackCraft: Social Media Edition

Clever, creativity, diy, Edition, efficiency, HackCraft, Hacks, ingenious, innovation, internet, life hack, Media, problem solving, productivity, Resourceful, smart solutions, Social, social media, Technology, Tips, trending, Tricks, viral

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate life hack for all your gaming needs! Join us and experience the most insane tricks and hacks that will blow your mind. Need to build a castle in seconds? We got you covered. Want to tame a dragon and ride it into battle? No problem, we’ve got dragons on speed dial. Our server is so clever, it’s basically like hacking the game itself. So why waste time on other servers when you can join us and level up your Minecraft experience to epic proportions? Come join the fun and see for yourself!

VerdictCraft: 137k Crimes Minecraft Server

137k, Accountability, atrocities, Civilian, Conflict, crimes, Evidence, HUMAN RIGHTS, international community, international law, investigation, Justice, Military, Minecraft, prosecution, russia, russians, Server, tribunal, Ukraine, VerdictCraft, verdicts, Victims, War Crimes, zelenskyy

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so like, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s da bomb diggity yo. we got dragons flyin around, creepers doin the cha cha slide, and villagers sellin u enchanted diamond pickaxes for dirt cheap.

oh and get this, our admin is a talking llama who can grant u three wishes if u sacrifice a stack of cooked chicken. true story bro.

also, rumor has it that if u find the secret hidden dungeon, u can battle a giant zombie pigman riding a flaming chicken. it’s like a mix between a rave party and a rodeo, u gotta see it to believe it.

so come on down to our server, where the only rule is to have a good time and never trust a sheep wearing sunglasses. trust me, u won’t regret it.

ChipCraft: Trump’s Plateful of Misunderstandings

China, chip role, ChipCraft, Communication, controversy, Diplomacy, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, leadership, Minister, misunderstanding, misunderstandings, News, Plateful, Politics, president, taiwan, Technology, Trade, trump, Trumps, united states

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so, like, u know how trump is always like “i got so much on my plate, man”? well, turns out he misunderstood taiwan’s role in making chips. like, he thought they were actually making potato chips or something, haha. anyway, u should totally join our minecraft server cuz we got all the chips u could ever want. like, we got potato chips, chocolate chips, even computer chips. it’s like a chip paradise up in here. plus, we have this epic quest where u have to find the legendary chip that will grant u unlimited power in the game. it’s gonna be so lit, u gotta join now! #chipquest #trumploveschips

City Rain Dance

atmospheric conditions, city, city growth, city planning, city size, climate change, Dance, environmental impact, Infrastructure, meteorology, precipitation, Rain, rainfall intensity, rural areas, storm frequency, stormwater runoff, Summer storms, urban areas, urban development, urbanization, water management, weather observations, weather patterns

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join our epic minecraft server where the storms are CRAZY intense and concentrated over our cities, just like in real life but WAY more FUN! our cities make the rain pour down HARDER than anywhere else, it’s like a water park but with lightning! come join us for the wildest weather experience in minecraft history!

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Dimension Hops:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Animals Bred:	19
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	34	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Falling into the Void:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Endless Night Skies:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Animals Bred:	105	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	12

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Buildings Constructed:	18	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	438
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Dimension Hops:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Dimension Hops:	14
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Love Letters Sent:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Villages Defended:	19	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Animals Bred:	136

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

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