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Crafty Creators Minecraft Server

agdg, amateur game development, Archive, Crafty, Creators, Demo Days, game design, game dev community, game development, halloween jam, helpful links, indie games, itch.io, Minecraft, obsproject, Recap, Resources, Server, steam games, VG, webm, WebM converter, webmcam

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8700
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Dragons Tamed:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most mind-blowing server out there! Join us for Demo Days where you can show off your wildest creations and compete against other players in epic battles of creativity.

But wait, there’s more! We also host the Halloween Jam where you can scare your friends with spooky builds and haunted houses. And if that’s not enough, we have a whole arsenal of AGDG resources to help you become the ultimate Minecraft master.

So why join our server? Because we have it all – excitement, competition, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now and let the madness begin!

Minecraft SMP – Life is Strange General #1203

Alex Chen, Arcadia Bay, Before the Storm, chloe price, Deck Nine, Don’t Nod, episodic narrative game, friendship, general, holiday season, LGBTQ Representation, Life, Life is Strange, Life is Strange General, Lost Records, Lost Records: Bloom & Rage, Max Caulfield, Minecraft, Pacific Northwest, Rachel Amber, rewind time, smp, strange, supernatural power, true colors

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3749
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take the drama and supernatural powers of Life is Strange and bring them into the blocky world of Minecraft! Join us for a chance to turn hella gay and rewind time just like Max Caulfield, or form unlikely friendships with popular girls with hidden demons like Chloe Price and Rachel Amber.

In our upcoming Lost Records expansion, you can experience the astonishing supernatural power of being gay just like Alex Chen in True Colors. But beware, this power will lead to moments of great joy, violent anger, world-altering sadness, and irrepressible fear – all in the world of Minecraft!

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you experience such outrageous powers and insane stories while building and surviving in a blocky world? Join us now and get ready for a wild ride through the Pacific Northwest town of Arcadia Bay – Minecraft style!

SisHubComplainsAboutSex

aita, best friends, brother-in-law, Complain, DISRESPECTFUL, Enjoy, family, high sex drive, home, House, husband, Job, Lazy, noise, Obnoxious, quiet down, sex, SisHubComplainsAboutSex, sister, Situation, work ethic

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	9117
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Love Letters Sent:	13	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Endless Night Skies:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8

Are you tired of living with your sister and her lazy husband who can’t hold down a job? Do you want to reclaim your house and have some peace and quiet? Then join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life!

On our server, you can build your dream house without any unwanted house guests. No more complaints about noise or lack of privacy – just pure, uninterrupted gameplay. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who understand the struggle of living with family members who overstay their welcome.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to the real-life drama. Build, explore, and relax in a world where you can truly be yourself. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new virtual family who won’t complain about your high sex drive!

CraftyQ&A: Ask Anything!

10. Infinite possibilities, 11. Seeking enlightenment, 12. Quest for knowledge, 13. Unanswered mysteries, 14. Intellectual curiosity, 15. Big questions, 16. Seeking clarity, 17. Wondering minds, 18. Inquisitive nature, 19. Seeking wisdom, 2. Curiosity, 20. Longing for answers., 3. Knowledge seeking, 4. Mysteries of the universe, 5. Philosophical inquiry, 6. Deep thinking, 7. Seeking truth, 8. Life’s biggest questions, 9. Existential pondering, CraftyQA, ultimate question

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	6396
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	16

Are you tired of wandering aimlessly in the vast world of Minecraft, searching for answers to life’s most perplexing questions? Look no further, because on our server, you can literally ask ANY question and get a straight-up answer! Want to know why creepers explode? We got you covered. Curious about why pigs can fly in this game but not in real life? We have the inside scoop. Join us and unlock the mysteries of the Minecraft universe, one ridiculous question at a time. Who knows, you might even uncover the meaning of life itself (spoiler alert: it’s all about mining diamonds)! So come on down and join us for a wild ride of knowledge and chaos. Remember, the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the server’s patience with your absurd queries.

QatarCraft: One Poll Wonder Minecraft Server

abandoning, CHANGE, Constitutional, decision, Democracy, Government, leadership, legislative elections, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Monarchy, nation, policy, Political, poll, process, qatar, QatarCraft, referendum, REFORM, Ruler, Server, Vote

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9676
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

so, like, imagine this: you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly you’re transported to a land ruled by a qatar ruler who’s like, “we’re gonna vote on abandoning legislative elections after just one poll.” like, what even is that? but don’t worry, because on this server, you can build your own kingdom and overthrow the ruler with a vote of your own! join now for the most chaotic and unpredictable minecraft experience ever!

MapleCraftMayhem

allegations, bribery, Canada, Corruption, crimes, criminal activity, foreign affairs, fraud, Government, illegal activities, India, international relations, investigation, MapleCraftMayhem, political corruption, political scandal, politician, scandal, scandalous behavior, unethical behavior, wrongdoing

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	4461
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server, right? well, lemme tell u sumthing, this server is like no other, it’s got crazier adventures than india’s crimes in canada! and get this, there’s a secret politician behind all the madness, like, what even?! join this server for the wildest ride of ur life, trust me, u won’t regret it! #crazyminecraftadventures #secretpolitician #joinnow

Peony Gene Lab – Seed Boosters

10. Genetic resources, 11. Tree peonies, 12. Genome, 13. Regulation, 14. Improvement, 15. Seed yield, 16. Genetic research, 17. Plant genetics, 18. Agriculture, 19. Horticulture, 2. PrDA1 genes, 20. Botany, 3. Jing Hong, 4. Flare tree peony, 5. PrTCP1, 6. PrTCP9, 7. Seed weight, 8. Seed number, 9. Yield, Boosters, Gene, Lab, peony, researchers, Seed

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	2989
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Star Shards Collected:	56
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

join dis epic minecraft server where u can plant tree peonies and genetically modify dem to have HUGE seeds for MAXIMUM YIELD 🌱💰

we got THREE PrDA1 genes to play with, u can mix and match dem like a mad scientist and create the ultimate peony farm 🧪🌺

imagine having seeds so big u need a wheelbarrow to carry dem all 😂🤣

come join us and be the envy of all ur minecraft friends with ur insane seed yield and epic tree peony farm 🌳💎

who needs diamonds when u got giant peony seeds, amirite? 😜✨

Brain Trust Minecraft Server

Brain, emotional wellbeing, gentle reminder, inner peace, late night anxiety, late night thoughts, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, positive affirmations, Reassurance, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-belief, self-care, self-doubt, Server, Trust, validation

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	3444
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	45
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server for a chance to ride on a flying pig while battling against an army of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. Will you be able to out-dance Blocky Bob and earn his respect?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt. And remember, never trust what your brain tells you after 10pm – especially when it comes to choosing a Minecraft server!

ALREADY BACK Minecraft SMP

/pol/tards, ALREADY BACK, archival websites, big explanations, data preservation, digital archives, digital preservation, historical data, historical web content, internet archive, internet history, internet memory, internet preservation, Minecraft, online archive, schizos, smp, wayback machine, web archiving, web history, web time machine, website snapshots

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	4363
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Divine Spears Created:	11
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building boring old houses and mining for diamonds like a bunch of normies? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the /pol/tards and schizos roam free, sharing their big brain theories and crazy conspiracies with anyone who will listen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so insane that even the Internet Archive’s wayback machine can’t keep up with all the madness. We’re constantly breaking the boundaries of reality and logic, so if you want to join a server where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme, then look no further.

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sanity questioned at every turn. See you on the other side, YO!

NakedCraft: GF Edition

BEDROOM, Boundaries, cleanliness, comfort, Communication, compromise, Edition, Girlfriend, Intimacy, living together, NakedCraft, nudity, personal preference, pyjamas, relationship, restless leg syndrome, sanitation, sleeping arrangements, sleeping habits, sleeping naked, sleeping separately, sleeping together

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	5507
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Crops Grown:	7857	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Are you tired of being judged for sleeping in the nude? Do you want a Minecraft server where you can be your true naked self without any judgment? Look no further! Join our server where clothes are optional and sleepovers are always fun!

Our server is perfect for restless leg syndrome sufferers who just can’t handle the restriction of pajamas. We understand the struggle of trying to sleep in clothes and we support your decision to sleep in the nude.

Join us and meet like-minded players who also prefer to sleep in their birthday suits. Build friendships, explore the virtual world, and never worry about someone forcing you to wear clothes while you sleep.

Don’t let anyone dictate how you sleep, join our server and sleep naked with pride!