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| Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 1565 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Buildings Constructed: | 47 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 8 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 18 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
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But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of players who believe that the key to unlocking the true power of Minecraft lies in abstaining from all forms of pleasure. Will you join them in their quest for ultimate enlightenment, or will you be tempted by the siren call of the wamen?
So come on down to our server and experience a Minecraft SMP like no other. Just be prepared for the wild ride that awaits you!
