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TransgenderCraft Server – No Exist!

crossdressers, discrimination, Exist, gender diversity, gender dysphoria, gender equality, Gender Expression, Gender Fluidity, Gender Identity, gender identity disorder, gender nonconforming, gender spectrum, gender stereotypes, gender transition, Hateful ideology, HUMAN RIGHTS, LGBTQ, Server, sexism, social justice, Transgender, TransgenderCraft, Transphobia

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7557
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	242
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the real world drama and just focus on building epic structures and battling mobs? Look no further! Our server is a magical place where transgender people don’t exist because they’re actually just crossdressers with a crazy political agenda. Join us for a wild ride of blocky adventures and questionable gender politics. Plus, our community is so welcoming that even the creepers will give you a warm hug (before exploding, of course). So come on, join us and leave your gender identity at the door for a truly unique Minecraft experience!

HolyCraft SMP – Christians would completely lose their blocks over this!

blasphemy, blocks, Christian beliefs, Christian culture, christian faith, Christian reaction, Christian values, CHRISTIANS, Completely, controversial statement, controversy, FAITH, faith-based response, Holycraft, LOSE, lose their shit, moral outrage., OFFENDED, Outrage, Religion, religious community, religious offense, religious sensitivity, sensitive topic, smp

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5401
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Buildings Constructed:	18	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Ores Mined:	1106	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	66	Mythical Swords Crafted:	79
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is too busy building churches and praying to actually have fun? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to make Christians lose their shit! We have so many outrageous features that will have them questioning their faith, like a giant statue of Steve flipping the bird to the heavens and a secret underground bunker filled with blasphemous memes. Join us if you want to see some serious religious meltdowns and have a good laugh at the same time!

CraftyLiar420

affectionate, close friend, CraftyLiar420, Cruel, depression, easy way, Exercise, favorite foods, gym, husband, Intimacy, INTIMATE, lying.., medication, ozempic, relationship, second opinion, self-conscious, time for myself, weight gain

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6747
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where weight loss is the key to success! Join us and embark on a journey to shed those extra pounds in the most outrageous way possible.

Are you tired of your significant other not finding you attractive because of your weight gain? Look no further, on our server, we have a special potion that will make you drop pounds faster than you can say “diamond sword”. Say goodbye to boring diet and exercise, and hello to magical weight loss!

Join now and experience the thrill of lying to your spouse about how you’re losing weight. Sneak out for an hour a day under the guise of going to the gym, while actually just chilling in the virtual world of Minecraft. Your spouse won’t suspect a thing, and you’ll be rewarded with more affection and intimacy than you’ve had in months. It’s a win-win situation!

So come on, join our server and start your weight loss journey today. Who knew losing weight could be so fun and deceitful?

LuxuryNotLame – Minecraft SMP

affluent, comfort, deluxe, exclusive, extravagance, Extravagant, Fancy, grandiose, high end, indulgence, Lavish, luxury, LuxuryNotLame, Minecraft, opulence, pampering, Posh, Premium, Privilege, smp, sumptuous, swanky, Upscale

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9965
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the ultimate luxury of having a pet dragon that can fly you around the server! Yes, you heard that right, forget about boring old horses or pigs, we’ve got DRAGONS! And not just any dragons, these dragons can also shoot fireballs and protect you from any pesky griefers trying to ruin your day.

But that’s not all, our SMP also has a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and hidden traps that will challenge even the most experienced players. And if you manage to survive the traps and make it to the end, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond armor set that gives you superhuman strength and the ability to shoot lasers from your eyes (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?).

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, craziest, and most luxurious adventures you’ll ever have in the world of Minecraft!

Blocky Love Woes

arguments, blocky, Commitment, Communication, compromise, counseling, disagreements, Divorce, Expectations, family, fidelity, finances, in-laws, Intimacy, long-term commitment, love, Marriage, Partnership, relationships, responsibilities, Trust, woes

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5514
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Votes:	2345
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

Tired of being tied down in marriage? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only commitment you have is to building the most epic pixelated castle! Say goodbye to nagging spouses and hello to endless possibilities in our virtual realm.

Our server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself wants to join in on the fun! Rumor has it he’s tired of haunting players and just wants to relax and mine some diamonds with us. Plus, our server has a secret underground cave filled with rare treasures and a hidden portal to the Nether – perfect for those looking for a little extra adventure.

But wait, there’s more! We have a weekly “Build Battle Royale” where players compete to see who can construct the most outrageous structure in just 10 minutes. Winner gets bragging rights and a virtual trophy made out of enchanted golden apples.

So why waste your time with real-life drama when you can join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest blocky dreams? Come join us and let the fun begin!

ShipSinker Minecraft Server

China, Competition, Defense, defense budget, demonstration, global security, low-cost bomb, maritime security, military innovation, military power, military technology, Minecraft, naval capabilities, naval warfare, Practice, Server, ShipSinker, sink ship, strategy, Successful, surface ship, Tactics, us military

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2131
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	277
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Secret Passages Found:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Magic Items Found:	4749	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	14

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, DO YOU WANNA BE PART OF SOMETHING EPIC? THEN JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE WE SINK SHIPS WITH LOW-COST BOMBS LIKE IT’S NOBODY’S BUSINESS! CHINA IS TAKING NOTE, BUT WHO CARES, WE’RE TOO BUSY HAVING A BLAST (LITERALLY)! COME JOIN US FOR SOME EXPLOSIVE FUN AND SEE WHY WE’RE MAKING WAVES IN THE MINECRAFT COMMUNITY. DON’T MISS OUT ON THE ACTION, JOIN NOW!

WarCraftFunTime

Conflict, deployment, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, germany, international relations, military intervention, missile defense, Négotiation, peace talks, political tension, russia, sanctions, Scholz, security concerns, Ukraine, us missiles, War, WarCraftFunTime

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	9290
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ores Mined:	3664	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	98	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Void Gems Collected:	18	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

so, liek, dis server is liek da bomb diggity, u no? u gotta join dis server cuz we got unicorns flyin around and rainin skittles, bro. also, rumor has it dat if u join dis server, u gonna find a secret portal to a land made entirely of bacon. no joke, man. plus, if u dont join dis server, da US gonna deploy missiles in Germany and we don’t want dat, do we? so join now and save Germany from becoming a missile target. u da real MVP, bro.

BlockHub: Not What You Expected

ad revenue, ad targeting, adult entertainment, BlockHub, content curation, Content Optimization, Data Analytics, data tracking, digital platform, expected, online marketing, online video platform, Personalized Content, pornhub, targeted advertising, user behavior, user engagement, user experience, user preferences, user retention, user satisfaction, website optimization

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3446
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

So, like, you ever wanted to play Minecraft but also see some weird stuff? well do i have the server for you! we got all the blocky goodness of Minecraft PLUS some wild shenanigans that will make you question your life choices.

Join us if you want to see pigs riding on creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide. we got it all, baby!

Our server is so lit that even Pornhub is jealous. they be like, “dang, why didn’t we think of adding Minecraft to our site?” but it’s too late, cuz we already got the monopoly on weird and wonderful Minecraft content.

So come on down and join us for a wild ride. who knows what you’ll see next? maybe a cow doing the macarena or a zombie breakdancing. the possibilities are endless on our server. so what are you waiting for? come join the fun!

MemoryCraft: 92% Accuracy Server

Accuracy, accuracy rate, Alzheimer’s diagnosis, Alzheimer’s disease, Blood Test, brain health, cognitive decline, cognitive impairment, dementia, diagnostic accuracy, diagnostic tools, general doctors, Healthcare, medical professionals, Medical research, medical technology, medical testing, memory disorders, Memory Loss, MemoryCraft, neurodegenerative diseases, neurologists, Server

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3589
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

join dis server if u want ur brain to be as sharp as a diamond sword in minecraft!! we got potions that will make u remember where u put ur diamonds, we got villagers that will teach u how to trade like a pro, and we even have a secret dungeon where u can test ur memory skills against the toughest mobs in the game!! forget about those other servers with boring minigames, come to ours for a real challenge and see if u can beat the odds like a true minecraft master!! trust us, ur brain will thank u later!!

BearCraft LifeSteal

BearCraft, DobbyBear, in game playing, LifeSteal, Minecraft, real money, Server, Store, STREAMS, twitch

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3459
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

This server has no Real Money store and it is all fair and gained through in game playing or watching streams! Find The Owner Live on Twitch @ DobbyBear

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