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Players: | 106/500 | Votes: | 3800 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 2353 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 21 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Vanishing Items Found: | 5 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Love Letters Sent: | 20 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
Join us for epic adventures that will make Journey to the West look like a walk in the park. Our fights are so intense, they revolve around screaming and explosions – who needs strategy when you have chaos, am I right?
Our server admin has a total of four different faces he can draw, and he cycles through them like a pro. Plus, he’s tried to start new series like (-ACKman, Broo Duragon, Sneed Land) but they failed miserably – talk about dedication!
And don’t even get me started on our Toriko rip-offs for DBS. We’re so buck broken that we just hope no one notices (spoiler alert: they do). But hey, at least we have some third worlder shitposts to keep things interesting.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as it gets, join us now! Who needs Toriyama when you have us? Sorry not sorry, zoomer faggots – this server is where the real fun is at.